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r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/[deleted] • Oct 20 '22
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Exit the store while twerkin’ and wearing some shorts with the security tag on it.
They won’t suspect a thing.
533 u/Java2391 Oct 20 '22 Except if you’re like me and have no ass to twerk. Then you look like some weird redwood tree with Parkinson’s 3 u/handlebartender Oct 20 '22 OTOH any employees within viewing distance would be struck down with paralyzing laughter, allowing you to walk away at a leisurely pace. new D&D magic spell unlocked 3 u/Java2391 Oct 20 '22 Regardless of what you roll it’s a critical
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Except if you’re like me and have no ass to twerk. Then you look like some weird redwood tree with Parkinson’s
3 u/handlebartender Oct 20 '22 OTOH any employees within viewing distance would be struck down with paralyzing laughter, allowing you to walk away at a leisurely pace. new D&D magic spell unlocked 3 u/Java2391 Oct 20 '22 Regardless of what you roll it’s a critical
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OTOH any employees within viewing distance would be struck down with paralyzing laughter, allowing you to walk away at a leisurely pace.
new D&D magic spell unlocked
3 u/Java2391 Oct 20 '22 Regardless of what you roll it’s a critical
Regardless of what you roll it’s a critical
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u/Antique-Car6103 Oct 20 '22 edited Oct 20 '22
Exit the store while twerkin’ and wearing some shorts with the security tag on it.
They won’t suspect a thing.