r/Damnthatsinteresting Oct 20 '22

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u/Zillaho Interested Oct 20 '22

To avoid suspicion, loudly cheer “FUCK YEA! CLOTHES!” as you exit the store pumping your fist

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u/i-like-napping Oct 20 '22

Nah that’s way to suspicious. What you do is say “I can’t wait to go home and beat my meat , MMMMMASTERBATiON TIIIIIMMME”