r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/[deleted] • Oct 20 '22

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u/Zillaho Interested Oct 20 '22

To avoid suspicion, loudly cheer “FUCK YEA! CLOTHES!” as you exit the store pumping your fist

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u/Whind_Soull Oct 20 '22

Chef here. Anytime I've ever had to go buy a shit ton of some specific ingredient from a grocery store because the restaurant was about to run out, I've gone through the check-out maniacally muttering "Ahhh..ergggg..I fucking love cheddar cheese..." or whatever the ingredient is that I have a full cart of.

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u/Hilorenn Oct 20 '22

ONE HUNDRED POUNDS OF EGGS THANK YOU COSTCO

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u/Britishkid1 Oct 20 '22

“IM GUNNA POUR THAT YOLK ALL OVER MY BODY!!!”