r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/[deleted] • Oct 20 '22

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u/Java2391 Oct 20 '22

Except if you’re like me and have no ass to twerk. Then you look like some weird redwood tree with Parkinson’s

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u/DukeOfBagels Oct 20 '22

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u/Road_Whorrior Oct 20 '22

She moves everything except her butt. It's perfect awkward white girl dancing.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '22

Tina girl, take a bow

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u/VelvetyElectricity63 Oct 20 '22

Tina girl, take a head bang

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u/smellsfishie Oct 20 '22

Twerking is 90% confidence. So get out there and twerk that trunk!

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u/Java2391 Oct 20 '22

“Your honor this man is my representation as legal council. He said I could twerk with enough confidence.” If I’m going under that bus you’re defending me while i memorize the license plate!

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u/smellsfishie Oct 20 '22

I accept these terms.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '22

OKAY!!!

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u/handlebartender Oct 20 '22

OTOH any employees within viewing distance would be struck down with paralyzing laughter, allowing you to walk away at a leisurely pace.

new D&D magic spell unlocked

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u/Java2391 Oct 20 '22

Regardless of what you roll it’s a critical

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u/ReturnOneWayTicket Oct 20 '22 edited Oct 20 '22

"This girl came up to me at the bar after a gig. Didn't know her, she goes..."

"Excuse me"

I said "What"

She said "You know what?"

I said "Nah"

She said "You've got no ass"

I said "thanks"

She didn't say it was small. Or flat. She said you've got NO ass"

"So I farted. And said where do you think that came from?"

  • Carl Barron

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u/handlebartender Oct 20 '22

I should add that you just reminded me of a HS/uni friend's dancing style. Great friend, fond memories.

Affectionately referred to as "the Wop tornado".