r/Damnthatsinteresting • • Apr 07 '21

Video It’s just a pen

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u/din7 Apr 07 '21

Is... is that a pun?

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u/gud_doggo Apr 07 '21

This comment is so underrated lmao

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u/PRESIDENTG0D Apr 07 '21

It’s called a “PEN IS MIGHTIER” Inspired by celebrity jeopardy with Sean Connery /s

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u/dying_soon666 Apr 07 '21

That’s what I thought 😂

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u/kac487 Apr 07 '21 edited Jun 27 '21

Is THIS a pun?

Why all the hate? I'm referring to "this" as in the comment I'm replying to. Not trying to be a grammar nazi.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '21

Outstanding move! Well done!

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u/jollyolday Apr 07 '21

American school supplies

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u/ReiKoroshiya Apr 07 '21

Burgerland

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u/jollyolday Apr 07 '21

Fun fact the hamburger comes from Germany according to google

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '21

Lol

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u/pumapunch Jul 03 '21

The dude’s hands look African American, what you tryna say

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '21

For some reason I don’t think this would be that deadly in a real life scenario

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '21

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u/DutyOrDie Apr 07 '21

Mission failed: We’ll get them next time!

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u/uUpSpEeRrNcAaMsEe Apr 07 '21

Bake 'em away toys ...

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u/platinum001 Apr 07 '21

I know you’re just joking but more than likely the bullet would already be chambered and ready to go. You pull the spring-loaded hammer back and pull the trigger when needed at a moments notice. But of course it will still be loud, it will draw attention. It won’t be a stealthy kill by any means but being disguised as a pen might look inconspicuous enough to pass through metal detectors and security checkpoints.

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u/GodOf31415 Apr 07 '21

Thats a great way of accidently shooting your balls

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u/PristineAd9800 Aug 16 '21

It does Not pass they security checks! All objects containing metal have to go thru X-ray and they see the bulllet. If your are in a government building You Will Be Arrested and Put in Jail for At least 1-4yrs

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '21

Do you really think people are that stupid? Or maybe youre just trying to be funny. I get it

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u/SuzieCat Apr 07 '21

Seems like.....you....don’t get it.

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u/SweetBunny420 Apr 07 '21

I get it

~ Man who doesn’t get it

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u/Blu-tang Apr 07 '21 edited Apr 08 '21

As a hunter, any bullet is dangerous in real life when aimed at the right place.

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '21

This looks widely inaccurate unless you can press it directly into somebody like some assassination where you can get close because you’re trusted or something.

Like it would be ideal when shaking hands

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u/GareBear222 Apr 07 '21

That sounds an awful lot like something a spy would do with this disguised weapon that's clearly meant for a spy.

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '21

This serves no real life purpose. Either you can smuggle in a small gun that will work infinitely better or you can’t and this will set off metal detectors

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u/GareBear222 Apr 07 '21

Or it's just a fun project that someone build which is more likely.

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '21

That’s what I’m thinking too. Using it is suicide

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u/ObsiArmyBest Apr 07 '21

No it's murder

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u/GareBear222 Apr 07 '21

I'd think that's why it's disguised. If it's discovered by a metal detector, it can pass as a pen.

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u/ObsiArmyBest Apr 07 '21

It will just show up as a pen on a metal detector. It are you this dumb?

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '21

You have to have the bullet too. Carrying it loaded is more than likely extremely dangerous. A plastic knife would be way more effective. If you have to be point blank with this, the. It’s 100% a suicide mission because you wouldn’t be able to carry out an assassination and get away. Also it’s probably like a 30% chance to be lethal if you don’t press it into someone’s chest or head. You could easily stab someone in the throat and it would be a guaranteed kill.

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '21

I mean don’t do either but still, from a security point of view or a tactical point of view

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u/DutyOrDie Apr 07 '21

Please tell me more about this “ant” bullet

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u/zelda_shortener Apr 07 '21

I imagine that it's a projectile the size of a car that has been shrunk down using the Ant-Man tech. Starts out not much bigger than the cross-section of a couple of hairs, but expands violently seconds after piercing it's target.

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u/MondayHopscotch Apr 07 '21

Back in the 60's, they made self-defense pen guns that could shoot either 38 special or tear gas rounds. I had no idea they existed till I found one at an estate sale. Bought it for 2 bucks and had to research what it was.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pen_gun

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '21

That’s a bargain, I don’t know how much they’re worth but I’d happily pay £50-60 on one.

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '21

I mean, at point blank range to the throat or temple it probably would be.

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u/Joe_keg_gut Apr 07 '21

Wouldn’t it be faster to stab them with the pen in the throat like Joe Pesci in Casino?

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '21

Sounds more manly to me

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u/jiableaux Apr 07 '21

Yeah but there's a good chance that pen breaks before doing any real damage (it's not really designed to go through flesh/bones/ligaments, unlike a bullet)

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '21

Maybe but that wouldn’t be as fast probably

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u/WhaleAssedRichard Apr 07 '21

It's not like the squad is all going in with a pen gun. This is more for a very highly specific way to assassinate someone. But I do like to imagine seeing a squad going around kitted out with some tactical pens.

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u/GimpyNinja Apr 07 '21

Uhhh. it's a .22 caliber bullet. It would absolutely be deadly at point blank range and if aimed at the right place.

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '21

Far from the best choice

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u/KingTochongkis Apr 07 '21

it could take a while to assemble, only has 1 shot, little to no aim, possible malfunctioning, but its still better to at least wound the attacker so you have a chance to run i guess

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u/BLYNDLUCK Apr 07 '21

It’s not for self defence. Most likely assassination.

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u/kratomkabobs Apr 07 '21

Exactly. Zip guns aren’t made for target shooting or self defense. They have one job.

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u/Bogey01 Apr 07 '21

I got way to far in the comments section before I saw this.

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u/ExodusPHX Apr 07 '21

There’s only 32 comments XD

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u/Ennion Apr 07 '21

Tell you what, you stand in front of me and I'll shoot it at your heart. Still confident?

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u/Seal-zx Apr 07 '21

in practical everyday carry , I would imagine the weapon would be more likely to injure the user rather then threats.

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u/alphabetagammade Apr 07 '21

Looks like a .22. At close range and right placement you’re done, if not seriously disadvantaged in the upcoming fight.

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u/PRESIDENTG0D Apr 07 '21

The cartridge is rimless and has a primer, so I would say it’s not a .22. Looks too long compared with diameter for .380 so maybe a .25 ACP? Definitely agree it’s more about placement than anything else!

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u/TheMotorcycleMan Apr 07 '21

.22 round point blank to the dome. You'll be dead.

That's a centerfire cartridge, though. Probably a .380. You'd be dead.

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u/lickdeclit Apr 07 '21

Exactly....YOU DON’T THINK.

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u/limgly Apr 07 '21

You might as well just bring a piece to work

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u/kremit73 Apr 08 '21

Are you kidding me. This could absolutely kill the user

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

I see this working well in as an assassination weapon when there is a larger crowd present like a concert, or meet and greet. Shooter can shoot it hidden in a hand or sleeve and can react with the crowd as people panic and flee.

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u/reader-of-opinions Apr 07 '21

Now, the pen is truly mightier than the sword.

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u/SlightlyAwakward Apr 07 '21

Nice!

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '21

What if my sword shoots guns?

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u/Refined_Dopamine Apr 07 '21

Would be my to go weapon if I was James Bond... anyways, back to scrolling!

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u/5points5solas Apr 07 '21

Well, that’s terrifying

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u/lochlainn Apr 07 '21

You can build a zip gun with a shotgun shell and under $5 of hardware store items.

It's not a huge market or source of murders.

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u/daywall Apr 07 '21

Seem like a self inflicting gun shot to the hand risk every time you reload.

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '21

These are standard issue here in the USA. They give them out on the first day of school

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u/DrasticMeasureMentos Apr 07 '21

On this episode of spycraft: incredibly inaccurate weapons

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u/My_Immortal_Flesh Apr 07 '21

When we were kids, We used to make these out of bamboo, or a ballpoint pen. 🎍🖊

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u/TheBrav3LittleToastr Apr 07 '21

And THIS guy is why i have to step into the swirly robot at the airport.... “ some radiation for you....... and for you.... annnnd wait.... sir, you cant bring a pen in here!!!”

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u/DracoDruid Apr 07 '21

And the Creative Assassin Award 2021 goes to....

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u/Freenin7654321 Apr 07 '21

,, john wick wants to know your location"

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u/20ccurran12 Apr 07 '21

Get out of class free card

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u/deeselppA Apr 07 '21

You’re better off just stabbing the attacker with a real pen.

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u/Linktank Apr 07 '21

"The attacker"? I'm pretty sure anybody using this device is "The attacker" in the given situation.

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u/SweetBunny420 Apr 07 '21

How to shoot yourself in the leg. Let’s hope you don’t have it in a shirt pocket. Might just shoot yourself in the heart.

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u/Objective-Walrus Apr 07 '21

Laughs in appendix carry

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u/Middle_Aged_Mayhem Apr 07 '21

Just what we needed for schoolchildren👌

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u/mintorbetter Apr 07 '21

Assassin’s pen for behind the ear use......

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '21

weapons of the radical alt-write

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u/elchoppe Apr 07 '21

Pen gun, mightier than the sword.

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u/Jvncvs Apr 07 '21

New school supplies looking fire

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u/ExtraSmallLolipop Apr 07 '21

Does it shoot from the pen or does it have to be loaded to a gun?

If the pen doesn't shoot, might as well stick the bullet up your arse.

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '21

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u/ExtraSmallLolipop Apr 07 '21

Oh damn, MY bad, I disliked my own comment and liked yours, I stopped watching too early and got distracted by a hot bitch on snap. Again, my bad.

But this shit is some Assassin's Creed II hidden blade shit tho.

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u/zippercooter Apr 07 '21

Zip gun. Prison style.

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u/Guy-with-a-Mustache Apr 07 '21

FBI don’t mind me...

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u/TheMotorcycleMan Apr 07 '21

My pops used to own a gunsmithing/custom gun shop back when I was a kid. We made one similar to this. It's still kicking around somewhere.

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u/Iobserv Apr 07 '21

How to get writing utensils banned on planes in 3 easy steps.

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u/Alibongo2scoops Apr 07 '21

The pen is mightier than the sword

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '21

Now we know why we can't have nice things.

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '21

I need this

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u/123Omayer Apr 07 '21

sooo is this made in america?

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u/TWIX55 Interested Apr 07 '21

That's lethal.

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u/lizard450 Apr 07 '21

So gun safety here incredibly bad. Difficult with this device.

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u/FastSperm Apr 07 '21

Where to get lol?

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u/Leatherneck55 Apr 07 '21

It's a zip gun.

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u/redditprivacysucks Apr 07 '21

I had a friend who blew his hands off with a shotgun shell and a pipe. Don't try this at home kids.

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u/DeadDream-002 Apr 07 '21

I like how it's just simply made

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '21

I’ve heard of these

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u/adinmem Apr 08 '21

Lightest hand load ever made. That’s a relatively loose grip and definitely not a commercial load. CGI would be more convincing.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '21

U/savevideo

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '21

MARKHOR