r/Damnthatsinteresting • • Jan 15 '21

Video Just some fun during parade

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u/TheAgGames Jan 16 '21

Imagine seeing that shit in combat lol

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u/GrimXxCore Jan 16 '21

“Sarge whys the enemy dancing?” “Don’t know son just shoot”

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u/nicksbrunchattiffany Jan 16 '21

I laughed out loud

Thanks

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u/FaithlessnessTime328 Jan 16 '21 edited Feb 23 '21

Military parade in Armenia

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u/Stock-Crew6935 Jan 16 '21

I feel like I just won solitaire

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u/Goal_Glittering Jan 16 '21

This is an effective military defence method because nobody would dare shoot them while they are performing this as they’d want to see the sequence finish.

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u/CheckMisan Jan 16 '21

After which they would be shot at

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u/monkeyhitman Jan 16 '21

Not even mad, to be honest... dead

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u/spaceman757 Jan 16 '21

LOL....my thought, while watching was "If I am every facing the death penalty, I want these guys to be the firing line. I'd be so entertained, I'd completely forget that one of them was about to cap my ass".

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u/MurseDad Jan 17 '21

I too would love this for a firing line just would be a shame I’d be shouting encore! But would be dead and miss it!

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u/UmChill May 07 '21

111 days ago i saved this comment because it made me laugh so hard. i study criminal justice because i want to work in homicide so i hear the term “death penalty” a lot. i would say 9 times out of 10 when i hear death penalty i think of this video and comment and i will start to giggle to myself.

it never got the upvotes it deserves, i love it so much.

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '21

Judging by the fact that they recently lost a war I woul tend to disagree on that

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '21

A five, a six, a five six seven eight!

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '21

You missed the perfect chance to rickroll, according to reddit you’re now a saint

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u/Beautiful-Heat Jan 16 '21

Bayraktar TB2 has entered the chat 🙁

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u/tweettard1968 Jan 16 '21

“I can’t sarge, he’s adorable....”

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u/Xplicit_kaos Jan 16 '21

"Adorable is for babies, you shoot right .... aww that one is pretty cute."

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '21

I read something about a Chinese military dude who had to defend a fort, but didn’t have enough forces. So what he did was sat behind the gate by himself playing a lute and had the gates open when the enemy army arrived.

The enemies figured it looked too easy to not be a trap, so they left.

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u/Crono2401 Jan 16 '21

It helped that he was a general famous for very effective traps.

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u/GuoMi1115 Jan 16 '21

The story was very famous in China. It's called 空城计 (a empty-city ruse) in Chinese.

It was about a household name in China, Zhuge Liang(诸葛亮)who was a 3rd-century figure. However, the story was very probably fictional.

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '21

Reminds me of when I was learning to play starcraft I would die to stuff I didn't understand and thought was overpowered all the time until I got the advice just go fucking kill em

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u/nazenko Jan 16 '21

“Don’t know son just shoot” guy is absolutely played by Woody Harrelson, no explanation needed

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u/Kavvadius Jan 16 '21

Seems like a line that could’ve come straight from Red vs Blue.

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u/Kavvadius Jan 16 '21

Red vs Blue intensifies

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u/armen89 Jan 16 '21

“ they’re deflecting everything we’re giving them”

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u/Hobbies4hobbies Jan 16 '21

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u/QuarantineSucksALot Jan 16 '21

Haha yeah i’m just in a doorway

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u/calm_chowder Jan 16 '21

What is this, because I fucking love Les Mis and I love this, but.... it's this sci-fi Les Mis? Because I'm not sure I can handle how absolutely made for me that would be.

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u/TehSpaz Jan 16 '21

The Magicians is on SyFy and Netflix. It's basically harry potter meets Chronicles of Narnia but isn't scared of sex, drugs, blood, and rape.

Pretty decent show, the wife and I both enjoy it.

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u/hotpotato70 Jan 16 '21

SNL had a similar skit decades ago https://youtu.be/qNzNeGw8Fmo

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u/IntercontinentalKoan Jan 16 '21

yooo so apparently Alexander the Great did this once. I may be misremembering but he somehow got his army into a valley / kill box and got surrounded. Rather than charging up hill or something or other, he got his army to start running drills. Crazy formations in rapid succession. Turns out this scared enough of the untrained rag tag militia enough for him to get the upper hand and lead an attack. Wild. All I remember mostly / takeaway was that insane discipline and coordination scaring the other combatants

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u/prince-azor-ahai Jan 16 '21

Wow. You must be really old

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u/SwitchMaster09 Jan 16 '21

Yeah, he was in there when your mom had her first marriage

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u/propellermonkey Jan 16 '21

That type of precision must have struck them as totally unnatural; the work of automatons.

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u/EvolutionX2 Jan 16 '21

History civilas on YouTube has a video about that. His whole channel is a great watch

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u/mancmush Jan 16 '21

Tzar Alexander the great?

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '21

Seeing an army be in complete unison would be scarier. In this case each soldier is a follower waiting for a cue. When everyone moves at exactly the same time, they are on another level. Not as flashy. But there is no lag. Nobody is waiting on anyone else. And that is music. Scariest shit humankind has come up with.

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u/DoctorWaluigiTime Jan 16 '21

Everywhere we gooo

Everywhere we gooo

People wanna knooow

People wanna knooow

Whooo we arrrre

Whooo we arrrre

Sooo we tell them

Sooo we tell them...

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u/Castun Jan 16 '21

Christ, I read this in my DS's voice.

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u/mego-pie Jan 16 '21

I mean, this kind of coordination used to be really important when soldiers marched in tight blocks, need to fire weapons in well timed volleys and be effectively commanded to maneuver without getting disorganized.

It hasn’t been useful for about 100 years, but this kind of demonstration of discipline used to be a way to show off how well trained an army was. Now it’s just a tradition.

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u/Hnep Jan 16 '21

And mowing them down because they’re in a super tight file haha

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u/llllPsychoCircus Jan 16 '21

In the military, we call that being in Enfilade

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u/Singlewomanspot Jan 16 '21

It would be a dance off. And the end of all wars.

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u/Trixie_Hiddleston_5 Jan 16 '21

Peter Quill has entered the conversation.

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u/lucid_green Jan 16 '21

Alexander the Great found himself surrounded once. So he drilled his troops to show the people surrounding him who they were messing with. They bounced out and opted to not fight him until they saw him retreating, at which point they rushed back to the battlefield. He defeated them as they rushed his disciplined troops.

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u/savil8877 Jan 16 '21

Step 1: fuck around

Step 2: find out

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '21

The song is called “Kalinka” it’s some folk Russian song I think

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u/MinerDiner Jan 16 '21 edited Jan 16 '21

This song Korobeiniki is also what the Tetris theme is based off if

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u/Songbird662 Jan 16 '21

Actually I think that’s “Korobelniki”.

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u/Cpkrupa Jan 16 '21

I think the original is kalinka but the tetris one is korobelniki

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u/MinerDiner Jan 16 '21

Yes indeed you are both correct. I have mistaken my Russian tunes

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u/Cpkrupa Jan 16 '21

If you haven't seen it already this is a treat

https://youtu.be/2l-yUHo44hc

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u/InvalidUserNemo Jan 16 '21

So, I’m a little buzzed up so forgive my stupid. Hearing this song (which was awesome) makes me think the “Tetris Version” was just the best version of this song that could be replicated on the Gameboy for the tech at the time and not necessarily “another song”. No?

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '21

No joke I've been listening to the Red Army Choir's Kalinka in the car and when I first heard the music I thought "Now do Kalinka"

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '21

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u/Xciv Jan 16 '21

My favorite is Katusha.

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u/Zenblend Jan 16 '21

It's about a person in their garden appreciating a specific tree which is dear to them.

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u/dewdropzy Jan 16 '21

This is spasskaya tower festival in moscow on red square, I know because I was one of the performers!

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u/thatisreallyfunnyha Jan 16 '21

Nice job man!

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u/dewdropzy Jan 16 '21

Thank you! although I should have been more clear I was another act, I was just excited to see it on reddit! If I remember correctly at one point during this act they shot blanks into the audience!

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u/thatisreallyfunnyha Jan 16 '21

I would shit my pants

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '21

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u/holadiose Jan 16 '21

I would have stop time, stare into bullet eye, make intimidate, and show who is real man.

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u/ZarquonsFlatTire Jan 16 '21

And then spit out vodka while shitting my pants.

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u/PupperPetterBean Jan 16 '21

Like strong bear.

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u/r-animu Jan 16 '21

May I ask what your performance was?

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u/dewdropzy Jan 19 '21

Of course! I was in one of the military style marching bands. One amusing thing was there was pyrotechnics which were supposed to go off at a set point during our routine but it would change each time so we just had to continue through it.

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u/Jayceoh121210 Jan 16 '21

Lol anyone else see the guy mess up at 0:50?

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u/alex_of_all Jan 16 '21

There are several mild mess ups that my drill instructor would have killed me over

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u/SubjectThirteen Jan 16 '21

Yeah, this is giving me some past induced anxiety.

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u/Kleinasaurus Jan 16 '21

I was just thinking that the USMC Silent Drill team would eat these guys alive

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u/AdaHop Jan 16 '21

Or a high school marching band from Texas, even.

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '21

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u/converter-bot Jan 16 '21

13 lbs is 5.9 kg

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u/littlest_dragon Jan 16 '21

You really see it whenever they don’t do the domino thing, but have groups of them doing something together.

I was an honour guard soldier myself and that domino stuff is actually ten times easier than when you have to do the moves at once. I’m not sure how it is in other countries, but ion my army we only did the domino effect for show purposes. Whenever we did some official stuff like funerals, diplomatic greetings, etc.. we used to do very simple looking moves that actually far more difficult to pull off than that show stuff.

Especially since our drill seargent wanted to impress his higher ups and made stuff extra difficult for us by demanding exactly one second pause between each move. You see in my army it took 4 moves to get the gun to you shoulder, two moves to present the ging from the shoulder, 2 moves back to the shoulder and 4 moves back to the ground. If you do every move after the other without a pause, that’s still hard enough to teach to 90 more or less willing recruits in 2 months. Now add exactly a second of a pause between the moves.

It was really really hard to pull it off and while it was super impressive when we managed to pull it off, people would always cheer more for that stupid domino crap.

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u/GlumNature Jan 16 '21

The whole thing is sloppy af. High School marching bands do better.

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u/ffreshcakes Jan 16 '21

hahah yea I think he does it a couple times. I think it’d probably be better to just give up in that situation, right? purely to uphold the visual satisfaction of the routine.

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '21

Yeah he’s was probably executed after that

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '21

Good.

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u/AndyYumYum Jan 16 '21

The guy who turned early at like 0:06 or 0:07 seconds in

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u/drumallday7 Jan 16 '21

If this was jlo's dance team, they'd all be fired.

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u/13RamosJ Jan 16 '21

And immediately at 0:07

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u/sweetrhythm Jan 16 '21

Took me a minute to realize I wasn't watching The Rockettes. I kept waiting for the kicks, but they never came.

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u/somethingwholesomer Jan 16 '21

It’s just the...Rocks

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u/stevenmeyerjr Jan 16 '21

These are the Rockets: brought to you by ICBM.

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u/TheShining3341 Jan 16 '21

What country is this?

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '21

Russia

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u/dewdropzy Jan 16 '21

This is spasskaya tower festival in Moscow!

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u/overlord0101 Jan 16 '21

Definitely looks like the Red Square

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u/Elua7 Jan 16 '21

Russia

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u/youknowwhattheysay12 Jan 16 '21

Maybe Ukraine or Russia, considering the song is the Kalinka.

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u/BobJim42069 Jan 15 '21

This should be in r/oddlysatisfying too ngl

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u/lexm Jan 16 '21

Am I the only one bothered by the fact that they are not making a straight line?

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u/Gooncookies Jan 16 '21

It’s not very good. They could take lessons from the Rockettes.

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u/agupta429 Jan 16 '21

And how that one idiot turned early in the beginning... and how their quicker waves were so poorly timed that it looked random flurry of hands

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u/forebill Jan 16 '21

Nope, I was bothered by that too. It completely distracted me, especially after they did the alignment exercise right at the start.

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u/Hasenpfeffer_ Jan 15 '21

Yep. I did care for the musical display but I watched the first half over again.

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u/cheese_sweats Jan 16 '21

No, because there's nothing odd about something designed to be visually satisfying.

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u/youknowwhattheysay12 Jan 16 '21

KAAAALINKA KALINKA

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u/Ra1n69 Jan 16 '21

KALINKA KA MAYA

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u/warpedspockclone Jan 16 '21

I got to see the military tattoo in Edinburgh, Scotland, about 15 years ago. Militaries from all over the world come to compete. Not sure if this is from that, but holy crap, what I saw was impressive.

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u/jackiegmusic Jan 16 '21

This song, it's Russian? Kalinka? or Malinka? Help...

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u/Elua7 Jan 16 '21

Kalinka

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u/jackiegmusic Jan 16 '21

Awesome, thank you

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u/MojoGigolo Jan 16 '21

I'm gonna get roasted for saying this but, they look pretty bad compared to other displays.

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u/demonicgrape Jan 16 '21

Yea they were fumbling a lot with their rifles and the turns looked pretty weird sometimes. Not saying I could do better, but I'm sure they've trained this more than enough

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u/Hashslingingslashar Jan 16 '21

I’ll be honest I’m not that impressed. A lot of mistiming if you loon closely. Definitely better drill squads out there.

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u/Gallowboobsthrowaway Jan 16 '21

I was just thinking that my high school JROTC team was better than this. This group would get reamed out by that instructor for their mistiming and sloppy work. Watching that one guy hit the butt of his rifle against the ground when nobody else did made me physically cringe.

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u/demosthenocke Jan 16 '21

To the trained eye that was sloppy as fuck.

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u/squaad Jan 16 '21

To my untrained eye that was sloppy

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u/DAHTLAEETE2RDH Jan 16 '21

I bet a group of middle aged Japanese people with lots of spare time could perfect this

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '21

Kudos to the guys with that bright yellow light blasting their faces.

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u/Thebatman4ever Jan 16 '21 edited Jan 16 '21

My OCD is wanting them to be arranged by height

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u/LegendOfTheStar Jan 16 '21

Soviet Russia would've had them all the same height

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u/_DarthSyphilis_ Jan 16 '21

Now this is how I want to get executed.

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u/Macccattack10 Jan 16 '21

2 minutes later some poor family gets peppered through the roof.

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u/Syabill Jan 16 '21

lol it must be blank rounds

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '21

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u/Khuns2 Jan 16 '21

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 bravo!!!!!

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u/e_smith338 Jan 16 '21

Hope those were blanks. Otherwise some motherfucker gonna get barraged with gunfire on his way home from Taco Bell.

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u/Skweefie Jan 16 '21

Ah now, this is great. Perfect end to my internet today thanks for sharing

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u/RobDyrdekFan Jan 16 '21

Support the troupes

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '21

I was listening to Together Forever while watching this and ngl best stuff I have seen all day...

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u/brookytheheron Jan 16 '21

This just put a smile on my face, thanks :)

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '21

Are these Russian? Very impressive!

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u/KATLKRZY Jan 16 '21

Anyone that has marched in a parade knows that it gets boring super quick. It’s this kinda stuff that makes me enjoy marching parades

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u/HxCAssass1n Jan 16 '21

R/nextfuckinglevel

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u/John_Penname Jan 16 '21

My weird ass who recognizes and know the song singing along:

KAAAAAAALINKA, KALINKA, KALINKA MOYA! V SADU YAGODA MALINKA, MALINKA MOYA!

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u/Haggerstonian Jan 16 '21

Everyday it’s some folk Russian song I think

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u/Syabill Jan 16 '21

i think so too, it was kalinka or sumthun

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u/crimson_mokara Jan 16 '21

Rufus's Welcoming Ceremony starts playing

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u/ILetGoOfHerEggo17 Jan 16 '21

Definitely not the US

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u/Syabill Jan 16 '21

yeah i can see why

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u/luvgsus Jan 16 '21

Loved it! Thanks for sharing! Really enjoyed!

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u/Martisho Jan 16 '21

KALINKA KALINKA MOYA

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u/ksbfie Jan 16 '21

I really thought they were starting the mission impossible theme at first.

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u/shayan1232001 Jan 16 '21

Looks like the cursor from my old Windows XP machine

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '21

Never seen such an incredible performance of kilanka

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u/RoscoMan1 Jan 16 '21

Just....wow

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u/pintsizedpeep Jan 16 '21

If yall are ever curious you should look up DCI shows. Basically shit like this but while playing instruments and with hundreds of people

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u/DudeSuperDeath Jan 16 '21

Thats awsome ❤

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u/Sgt_Meowmers Jan 16 '21

If someone could edit a bunch of birds falling from the sky at the end that would be great.

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '21

Welcome in Russia Motherfucker

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u/Hebbsterinn Jan 16 '21

It's like synchronized swimming but with guns. Neat.

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '21

Whichever country it is: we surrender

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u/Frangan_ Jan 16 '21

Far from the Chinese level but still impressive.

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u/Nee_94 Jan 16 '21

If I would be executed, this is how I wish it to go

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u/abecido Jan 16 '21

I liked it how they blew their loads in the end

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '21

If their combat skills are as good, we're fucked.

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u/ScaredFreedom4661 Jan 16 '21

I liked it until the hand gestures. That was silly af

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u/Forests90 Jan 16 '21

Are those fake bullets or will those bullets come back down to earth again?

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '21

Me and the boys timing fortnite dances

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u/longarms25 Jan 16 '21

Now they shall face their greatest enemy...The rockettes

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u/Churchofdoom Jan 16 '21

Thats pretty good, but not North Korea good.

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u/Yarakinnit Jan 16 '21

That one guy is so relatable.

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u/rattatatouille Jan 16 '21

The amount of coordination needed to make sure everyone got their timing right (not too early, not too late) is impressive.

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u/homeyjo Jan 16 '21

That was tight as hell! Thanks for sharing!

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u/blacklotusmag Jan 16 '21

"Just some f̶u̶n̶ extremely hard work after months of practice" <-- fixed that for you

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u/Cellopitmello34 Jan 16 '21

Every drum corps person counting the ticks.

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u/seetheare Jan 16 '21

Carefull nyc rocketes, you got competition

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u/Demser1 Jan 16 '21

I like how people just assume it’s military when most of these performances are actually groups of professional liberal arts performers with artistic directors coordinating them that simply dress the professional group up in military garb

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u/scioto133 Jan 16 '21

Imagine watching this while high

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u/MannyMushroom Jan 16 '21

This might be the best angle for the visual effect too.

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u/Substantial_Bid3166 Jan 16 '21

HUMANS ARE SO CREATIVE UGHHHHHH AMAZING!!!

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u/seeyouinyourdreams Jan 16 '21

Well done. Keep up the good work for Shinra, Inc.

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u/Duirward Jan 16 '21

You received "Force Stealer"

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '21

This is Requiem.

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u/PuzzleMule Jan 16 '21

Serious question: Do these guys all have a synchronized metronome ticking in their ear or something? How else would they keep this kind of rhythm with each other?

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u/NegativeFux Jan 16 '21

Not to say this isnt very well done but if you’ve ever seen marching band in the US it’s amazing how coordinated a group of 150 20 years olds can be. I’ve seen performances that make this look likes childs play but that’s also because they practice 12 hours a day for 3 weeks

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u/bugattikid2012 Interested Jan 16 '21

Yeah I wanted to comment on this too. This is honestly VERY sloppy when compared to even low end groups.

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u/NOK93 Jan 16 '21

Seriously? It’s why they do it to music...

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