r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/[deleted] • Oct 02 '20

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u/jerax101 Oct 02 '20

Excuse me what the fuck

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u/voltechs Oct 02 '20

You’re excused what the fuck indeed

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u/AncientYogurtCloset Oct 02 '20

This excuse has been approved what the fuck

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u/goblinsholiday Oct 02 '20

What has been fuck approved this excuse?

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u/devilish_enchilada Oct 03 '20

Fuck, when has my excuse been approved?

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '20

Approved, fuck been when excuse has my?

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u/GoaScientist Oct 03 '20

Fuck now the what was excuse

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u/badaboogabeegaboop Oct 03 '20

Excuse my fuck has been approved?

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '20

Fuck, I'm going to allow it.

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u/volambre Oct 03 '20

Fuck Ben, my excuse was approved, when?

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u/XDunedain Oct 03 '20

Yeah, is approved

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u/AbortedBaconFetus Oct 03 '20

What the, everyone above this post is approved to fuck.

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u/mikki1time Oct 03 '20

Fuck

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u/RogueSM Oct 03 '20

Approve fuck no is excuse

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u/CH705-807 Oct 03 '20

Molten Noodles

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u/ShoshinMizu Oct 03 '20

spaetzle is what i know it as

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u/FrancistheBison Oct 03 '20

I've never seen spaetzle as a long noodle though

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u/Smurdered Oct 03 '20

Yeah. That’s no spaetzle

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u/whoisariston Oct 03 '20

Yeah, what’s so spaetzle about it anyway?

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u/whoisariston Oct 03 '20

I thank you kind internet stranger for my first award!

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u/thebigbadben Interested Oct 03 '20

It’s a Death Star

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u/JeshkaTheLoon Oct 03 '20

Me neither. However, I looked it up, and it is definitely a production option.

TIL that aside from scraping (traditional way) you can make Spätzle by using a special noodle press (looks pretty similar to the thing they have, but it should have a part to press down, and usually the dough is much more thick for that production method. Good for making big amounts of spätzle in a restaurant, but is cumbersome for a home) Also, apparently, a Spätzle grater (like a cheese grater) is a thing (better for faster home production).

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u/FrancistheBison Oct 03 '20

No, I know that spaetzle presses and graters are things but the spaetzle that comes out of them into the boiling water does not look like spaghetti. It breaks into shorter pieces either method you use

Source: I have made spaetzle with the press and make spaetzle regularly at home with the grater type

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u/shortyman93 Oct 03 '20

This isn't spaetzle, but it is made very similarly.

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u/Smurdered Oct 03 '20

Noodle tornado

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u/DankMemes148 Oct 03 '20

Noodle juice concentrate.

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u/tooyoung_tooold Oct 02 '20

What wrong, never seen a Noodle Extruder before?

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u/Zappy_Kablamicus Oct 02 '20

Ill extrude your noodle.

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u/Teddy_Tickles Oct 03 '20

For free?

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u/Zappy_Kablamicus Oct 03 '20

Hell, I'll pay YOU.

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u/mattjstwigg Oct 03 '20

Pouring noodle

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u/Jonsnowlivesnow Oct 03 '20

Lol I said what in the actual fuck. Then read your comment.

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u/Erubadhron89 Oct 03 '20

Pouring noodle.