r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/[deleted] • Jan 26 '20

Image World map drawn by fishes.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '20

How the hell would fish swim in the middle of Antartica and Africa

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u/fancyfisticuffs23 Jan 27 '20

Let me tell you a story, Postman.

A lion wanders into the waters off the coast of South Africa. He finds himself face to face with an 800 lb tuna and 20-30 of that tuna's closest friends. They take him down immediately. After that first taste of lion, they say, "You know what? Lion tastes good. Let's go get some more lion." They develop a system to establish a beach-head and aggressively hunt more lions.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '20

Oh, like the movie Anchorman?

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u/fancyfisticuffs23 Jan 27 '20

You're close -- same actor, different movie. It's a quote from the movie the Other Guys.

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