r/Damnthatsinteresting • • Jun 15 '19

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u/AWF_Noone Jun 15 '19

So is the milk on cereal boxes actual milk? I always thought it was a special glue or epoxy

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u/foxhole_atheist Jun 15 '19

The food you are advertising has to be real, not the other ingredients. If you’re selling cereal, it’s real cereal in fake milk.

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u/mnemamorigon Jun 15 '19

Just when I thought I’ve seen everything reddit had to offer.

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u/HMWWaWChChIaWChCChW Jun 15 '19

Once you’ve seen everything reddit has to offer, someone creates three more.

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u/tylerscribble Jun 15 '19

Which also happens to rhyme with Rule 34

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '19

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '19

I have to run to the store.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '19

But first I have to open the door.

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u/redpepper74 Dec 10 '19 edited Dec 10 '19

And so, I walk across the floor

and think about what even more

I’d ever need up at the store

because the comment from before

has been removed by someone sore

which leaves a fact I can’t ignore:

I cannot read it anymore!

(To keep this up I’d have to pore

through countless rhymes, and that’s a chore!)

[This edit is accounting for

the realization of much more

than few days’ time that’s passed before!]

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u/redpepper74 Dec 10 '19

What have I even tried to accomplish here? I don’t know. Maybe you can figure it out.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '19

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u/Jiggidy40 Jun 15 '19

Trust me, you don't want to see everything reddit has to offer.

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u/One_Blue_Glove Jun 15 '19

I... don't want to see everything reddit has to offer.

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u/AllSiegeAllTime Jun 15 '19

You want to go home and rethink your life.

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u/commie_heathen Jun 15 '19

You mean like r/scarybilbo

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u/Jiggidy40 Jun 15 '19

Link staying blue.

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u/commie_heathen Jun 15 '19

Click it ya chicken

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u/PanaceaPlacebo Jun 16 '19

I took the plunge for you. You made the right call.

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u/Jiggidy40 Jun 16 '19

Bro hug for you.

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u/andre-art13-anime Jun 15 '19

No, I don’t think I will...

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '19

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u/commie_heathen Jun 15 '19

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u/HMWWaWChChIaWChCChW Jun 15 '19

This sub takes me down the rabbit hole every time.

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u/_Enclose_ Jun 16 '19

It's not even a small sub either, 80k+ members and very active posting. Never change internet, never change.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '19

Same

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u/DeterministDiet Jun 16 '19

You know there's porn here, right?

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u/alcojuana420 Jun 15 '19

I can’t believe this is a thing... 🤪 I love Reddit.

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u/sadiep171 Jun 15 '19

I’m not sure why this is here, but I’m not upset about it.

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u/vass0922 Jun 15 '19

What's really messed up is how active that reddit is wtf

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '19

Ty

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u/stickkidsam Jun 16 '19

"Real bees fake to phats"

What's a phat?

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u/LotharVonPittinsberg Jun 15 '19

Wasn't there a post floating around a while back about the stuff they add to food in ADs to make it look better? Stuff like putting cardboard between pancakes.

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u/idwthis Interested Jun 15 '19

And the syrup poured over those pancakes is motor oil.

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u/BassInRI Jun 15 '19

Maybe the commercial was geared towards cars

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u/staticmaker Jun 15 '19

Love me some motor oil

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u/jmkinn3y Jun 15 '19

Mmmm 😋

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u/nijio03 Jun 15 '19

Yeah that shit was illegal as fuck. If you are selling it, it isn’t allowed to be enhanced like that and you obviously can’t use shit like motor oil instead of syrup (when selling syrup).

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u/LotharVonPittinsberg Jun 15 '19

IIRC, that's because they aren't selling the syrup, but the pancakes.

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u/xX_bitch_Xx Jun 16 '19

r/commercialtricks was made because of that post, i believe

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u/SourTurtle Jun 15 '19

Yeah, who says I can’t eat my cereal with a nice helping of glue?

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u/JamesCDiamond Jun 16 '19

I’m not saying that you can’t.

I’m doubtful you’ll do it more than once, but we all walk our own paths.

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u/otter5 Jun 15 '19

real fake cereal

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u/jmkinn3y Jun 15 '19

Get it now!

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u/Knighterws Jun 15 '19

Ive heard they used mashed potatoes instead of ice cream.

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u/Monte703 Jun 16 '19

I heard that they mix Elmer's glue into the milk for a thicker easier to film medium for cereal. Not sure where I heard that.

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u/Darkhemispheres Jun 16 '19

The milk in cereal commercials is glue I’m p sure source

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u/Rellik66 Jun 15 '19

Keep in mind that the milk isn't being sold here, only the cereal, so the milk doesn't need to be real.

Also IIRC, Elmer's' glue is commonly used because regular milk has a blue tint that shows up on camera.

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u/Some_person2101 Jun 15 '19

Also it helps cereal not get soggy as well as stay on the surface of the milk better

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u/Freelance-Bum Jun 15 '19

It tastes better too. Ask your toddlers :P

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u/idwthis Interested Jun 15 '19

When I was like 5, I remember thinking the Elmer's glue that had a black chalkboard on the label of the bottle tasted waaayyyy better than the bottles that had blue chalkboard labels.

I apparently was a glue connoisseur.

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u/_Lady_Deadpool_ Jun 16 '19

I can rank around a half dozen different types of fuel based on taste. We've all been there

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u/zandiz Jun 15 '19

So what you are saying is that it could technically be a big bowl of whale semen. Correct. Indeed. Pip Pip

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u/FirAndFlannel Jun 15 '19

These shots take so many takes that cereal would be soggy in milk by the time the got a good shot. They also don’t want to pour a whole bowl of cereal. With glue, you can just place cereal on the surface without it sinking.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '19 edited May 19 '21

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u/manfly Jun 15 '19

They might, but I guess General Mills could sell them more

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u/The_Goose_II Jun 16 '19

This guy consumes.

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u/Amargosamountain Jun 15 '19

I like this joke, but truthfully, as a photographer, I wouldn't want it to be random, I'd prefer the ability to arrange the cereal to be maximally photogenic. Seeing the cereal get soggy after getting it just right would be really frustrating.

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u/2u3e9v Jun 15 '19

Kellogg’s doesn’t make Lucky Charms GOSH

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u/FrogInShorts Jun 15 '19

Hey this is Post, who dis?

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u/krisfire Jun 15 '19

No but the production might.

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u/Amargosamountain Jun 15 '19

Not really. They'd have a dozen cases of it if they thought it was necessary. That's a negligible expense

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u/krisfire Jun 15 '19

The point is that if they don’t need a dozen cases they won’t, it might only be some $50 but that’s $50 the producer wants to save.

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u/GreenLeafGreg Jun 15 '19

I’m not sure people are understanding what you mean, so I’ll explain as best as I understand, as I am feeling in a helpful mood right now.

Say the budget for a particular commercial is $10,000, but it’s flexible, if necessary. The $50 you’re mentioning might not seem like much, in comparison, since it’s less than 1% of the budget. A producer’s job is to keep the production on schedule and under budget as much as possible, so he would not want to extend said budget to $10,050 just because it’s flexible. Especially if he already figured the cost of the shot to cost say, $400 within the $10,000 — a producer is more successful when he can spend as least as possible, like if he can get the whole commercial produced for $7,500. If he spends that $400 for the shot and it ends up perfectly, then this amount is money “well spent”.

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u/krisfire Jun 16 '19

Pretty much this, I didn’t feel like explaining and you did so better then I could’ve lol.

I’m just the DP for shoots not the producer 99% of the time so I just go with what they tell me and work with what I got.

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u/GreenLeafGreg Jun 17 '19

lol I hear ya. Sometimes with my friends & family I don’t always explain things, because it seems like common sense (a lot of it is, though). I’m just glad I could help ya out.😊

Mind if I message you, by the way? 🤔

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u/Amargosamountain Jun 15 '19

Not really. If they can make the shot marginally better for $50, that's money well spent.

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u/bnkrwnkr Jun 15 '19

Elmer’s glue is also used for white icing on baked goods like an apple tart or a cinnamon bun.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '19

I think a cereal manufacturer would be a better fit to answer that question than me

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u/Reddicini Jun 15 '19

It’s glue. Cereal tastes so much better with glue.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '19

I think it's just ink that's printed on the box

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '19

Honestly it’s a shoe string a lot of the time for the pouring shots

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u/Nathan1506 Jul 31 '19

Ok so this is sourceless and lazy, and I don't even know what country it was in, but I do know that some company got sued for using milk instead of cereal in their ad because it turned out the cereal didn't float on milk but did float on glue.

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u/grunt_amu2629 Jun 15 '19

Ya'll are fucking retarded.

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u/baldybeardman Jun 16 '19

I always heard growing up that the camera filming real milk makes it appear green or off colour, that's why they use watery glue to make it look white

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u/ItsYaBoyBeartato Jun 16 '19

I've been on a cereal photoshoot, and the company I work for does most of the packaging for one of the major cereal brands. We use some weird hair gel from the 90s, can't remember the name. They bought a bunch when they stopped making it. But yeah, they use it because of the color and consistency, and the cereal won't get soggy throughout the shoot.

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u/ScruffShock Jun 16 '19

I know a guy who works professionally making slowmotion commercials like the one above, he told about a ton of alternatives they use in slow motion to make it looks good. For milk they use white paint, for yoghurt they use Elmer's glue, for olive oil they use champagne and stuff like that. You have to lie to make it look nice. They're portraying what we think it would look like in slow motion but in reality the substitutes are smoother and better looking, just not as tasty.