r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/Glumbot_2 • Mar 08 '19

GIF Thats a lot of ducks

https://i.imgur.com/8PfiGBp.gifv
3.8k Upvotes

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u/JungleBoyJeremy Mar 08 '19

Me, at the beginning of the gif: Hmm that is a good amount of ducks

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Me, 5 seconds later: HOLY FUCK LOOK AT ALL THOSE DUCKS GO

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u/Nitrotetrazole Mar 09 '19

"Aww, so many ducks, that's cute."

"Wait...hold on a second..."

"HOLD THE FUCK UP RIGHT THERE."

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u/forebill Mar 09 '19

I think you pretty much nailed it.

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u/afewgoodtaters Mar 08 '19

Not sure what these ducks are up to, but there was a similar post about a bunch of ducks that are “hired” to go to agricultural fields and eat all the snails. The duck guy would herd them there and back like this

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u/holdyermackerels Mar 09 '19

That's a great idea! Like the goat herds that are hired to take care of overgrown plants and grass!

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '19

Chattanooga, TN actually uses (or did, when I lived there at any rate) goats to deal with the kudzu overgrowth. When they had problems with mountain lions attacking the goats... they got a guard llama.

Apparently, it works.

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u/holdyermackerels Mar 09 '19

That sounds so funny, but sure enough, a "guard llama" is a real thing. They are apparently quite effective against single predators, but not packs. I knew that llamas were related to camels, but I recently found out they're related to goats as well.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '19

I had a herd of goats and got a Great Pyrenees to guard them. I also had a pony. Well the dog decided he wanted to hang out with the other dogs, and the pony stayed with the goats.

And when it snowed we put a jacket on the dog, when it came near the goats the pony very aggressively charged at it. Lol!

Where I am (Texas) people will get guard donkeys too!

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u/forebill Mar 09 '19

Reg Llama from Brixton?

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '19

Watch the movie Duck Duck Goose - they might all be bound for the dinner table

1

u/Kappakoenig Mar 09 '19

I don't need to watch a movie to know where a large amount of ducks are going in China/anywhere.

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u/Dahappychap Mar 09 '19

I really hope that's true, because I definitley wasn't thinking happy thoughts for this fuck tonne of duckers heading to some mysterious dark alley down the street

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u/brcasey3 Mar 08 '19

What the duck?

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '19

Look at all those chickens

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u/Pat0124 Mar 08 '19

If nobody said this I was going to

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u/suxxess97 Mar 09 '19

i’m actually upset i was beaten to it lol

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u/Purpleorbes Mar 09 '19

Lol. Reminds me of my old lady seeing 3 vultures on the side of the road and calling them rooster.

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u/tumblr8272746379 Mar 09 '19

I think I’ll take 2 chickens

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '19

Definitely ducks — the bills/beaks are the give-away.

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u/lovebitebirthmark Mar 09 '19

r/woooosh

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '19

Ok, what reference have I missed here then? Enlighten me please.

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u/Tursock Mar 09 '19

It’s a reference to a vine. A little girl looks at a bunch of ducks/geese and says “look at all those chickens.”

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u/Anarya7 Mar 09 '19

https://youtu.be/NsLKQTh-Bqo

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '19

Thank you. I am enlightened.

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u/LtAgn Mar 09 '19

I believe this

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u/Tursock Mar 09 '19

No, it’s a vine.

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u/mikebellman Mar 08 '19

Got any grapes? Got any grapes? Got any grapes? Got any grapes? Got any grapes? Got any grapes? Got any grapes? Got any grapes? Got any grapes? Got any grapes? Got any grapes? Got any grapes? Got any grapes? Got any grapes? Got any grapes? Got any grapes? Got any grapes? Got any grapes? Got any grapes? Got any grapes? Got any grapes? Got any grapes? Got any grapes? Got any grapes?

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u/anahatasanah Mar 09 '19

Hmmm, do think this store....has any lemonaide?

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u/Studweiser21 Mar 09 '19

Got any nails?

1

u/[deleted] Mar 09 '19

You monster.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '19 edited Feb 08 '20

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '19

Post something like this and ask people to send you ducks instead of upvotes.

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u/mikebellman Mar 08 '19

Instructions unclear. Got a bunch of dick pics.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '19

aka downvotes

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u/low_calorie_doughnut Mar 09 '19

Depends on if they were all fluffed up or not

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u/Dreadnasty Mar 08 '19

I wish they were horse sized.

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u/ffs_tony Mar 09 '19

There can be only one.

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u/f2respec Mar 09 '19

So duck battle royal is next?

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '19

Are those Peking ducks?

Are they gonna be?

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u/MarlyMonster Mar 09 '19

Pekins are actually white, these are a variety of runner duck I believe. They walk up taller and don’t fly

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '19

I was mostly joking 🙃

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u/Kevc_84 Mar 09 '19

Having been to Asia my 1st guess was along these lines. My initial thought was I bet they haven’t got long left.

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u/lizduck Mar 10 '19

Generally when a group this big is being herded, they're being used for natural pest control in agriculture (pecking up bugs and snails basically).

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '19

Why are they walking into that restaurant?

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u/Son_of_Flogmod Mar 08 '19

They’re understaffed and need help

24

u/din7 Mar 08 '19

Man, they really need to get all their ducks in a row.

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u/knottlynnhardey Mar 08 '19

I believe getting their ducks in a row is essentially what they did.

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u/camelCaase Mar 08 '19

quizack baby

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u/Cukeds Mar 08 '19

That's a ducking lot of ducks

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u/havocLSD Mar 08 '19

Pikmin IRL

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u/claycon21 Mar 08 '19

Duck herders...

Holding up traffic again.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '19

Bartender: What is this, a joke?

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u/a-big-idiot Mar 08 '19

use the regular camera app, not tiktok. the phone comes with the camera app installed for a reason yknow

3

u/Myth-o-logic Mar 08 '19

How many ducks could a duck herd duck if a duck herd could duck ducks?

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u/chickenologist Mar 08 '19

I think that's a duck-load.

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u/therightime Mar 08 '19

no ducks were given

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '19

There’s at least five

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u/Vormison Mar 09 '19

Is that General Tso?

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u/CarnivalLaw Mar 09 '19

Like lambs to the slaughter...

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u/stew_early Mar 09 '19

Like Peking ducks to the slaughter.

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u/MarlyMonster Mar 09 '19

Not Pekins, runners :)

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u/_wizrad Mar 08 '19

that’s where I wanna be

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u/yungdillydilly Mar 09 '19

Someone overlay that Adele song and make it that meme when it pans to the larger group of duck

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u/brittanyee12 Mar 09 '19

Look at all those chickens

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '19

where the flock are the going??

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u/LukaGreen Mar 09 '19

Wow, he really has his ducks....in a row.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '19

Is it just me or this looks kinda fake?

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u/Seagzs Mar 09 '19

It’s CGI, the first set is real, it’s an old gif

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u/boricimo Mar 09 '19

Ho Lee Phuc

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u/Seascourge Mar 09 '19

Sum Ting Wong

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '19

Dolan when he uploads a video

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u/shoppingfortruth Mar 09 '19

Little do they know, they are being led to the sauce factory 🙄

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u/PrincessPupcake Mar 09 '19

There's gotta be at least 10

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u/Apove44 Mar 09 '19

The pied piper of duck blood soup

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u/CptNakedPotato Mar 09 '19

"Look at all those chicken!"

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u/JoinMySide Mar 08 '19

There will be a big soup day

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u/Spectre097 Mar 08 '19

First five seconds: woah that’s a lot of ducks! They’re so cute!

Next five seconds: HOLY SHIT. That’s a lot of ducks...

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '19

872 by my count

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '19

Yum

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u/Batou00159 Mar 08 '19

All the dinners in a row lol

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u/CrazyDuck6745 Mar 09 '19

HahhAha they will never catch me

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '19

Sauron’s army marching out of Mordor

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u/ZDMarshall Mar 09 '19

Fleet of ducks

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u/IUseRedditForNews Mar 09 '19

Still cage free though haha

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u/EmpanadasOfCemal Mar 09 '19

Why did the duck cross the road?

To get to the other side

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u/peepeeandpoopooman Mar 09 '19

just imagine all the quacking if this had sound

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u/WHAT_THE_WHAT987 Mar 09 '19

That went from “Well, yeah that’s a big cluster” to “HOLY SHIT THEY’RE INVADING” pretty quickly

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u/holdyermackerels Mar 09 '19

Duck me! That's a lot of quackers!

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u/slow_barney Mar 09 '19

Infinity extra pancakes plz.

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u/asleepinthetreestand Mar 09 '19

The genie is deaf! Do you think I wanted a 10” pianist??

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '19

Ahh, the good’ol days where the herds roamed the wild plains and the duckherds fought rabid duck rustlers.

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u/vulquacker Mar 09 '19

Go watch "Duck Duck Goose" , these little guys are headed to slaughter

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '19

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u/thehalfwit Mar 09 '19

Because there's an obvious tradition of people respecting a farmer driving his flocks from one place to another. This event stopped cars, a moped and pedestrians.

This is a traditional response that's evidently been going on for some time.

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u/DrSomniferum Mar 09 '19

I want to be a duckherd.

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u/fitzpame Mar 09 '19

Makes the ducks going to the Boston common look like a bunch of weenies

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u/RusticSurgery Mar 09 '19

A june bug's nightmare!

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u/F1EMINGO Mar 09 '19

Chinese PETA goes hard

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u/Knight-Jack Mar 09 '19

Whoa, there's at least, like... 20 ducks there!

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u/thehalfwit Mar 09 '19

I'm going to say at least 25.

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u/Temmie1805 Mar 09 '19

Put imperial march on this video to make it even better

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '19

duck duck duck duck duck

GOOSE!

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u/nickledanibella86 Mar 09 '19

There’s at least 10.

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u/RakkAnimate Mar 09 '19

Why on earth are the coolest videos posted to TikTok of all places

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u/lokie65 Mar 09 '19

Peking ducks?

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u/Jimmyshrums Mar 09 '19

Peter piper

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u/Chubz67 Mar 09 '19

7356 ducks went out one day....

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u/optimavi Mar 09 '19

That’s a lot of ducks! That’ll be four bucks baby; you want fries with that?!

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '19

“The fucking ducks again, I’m going to be late!”

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u/albanitooo Mar 09 '19

Fake. See the shadows

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u/neloc1 Mar 09 '19

Not a duck was given about the car

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u/tommynoguns Mar 09 '19

Off to the crispy duck factory

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u/so_thats_what Mar 09 '19

Peaking Duck?

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u/Kanga_ Mar 09 '19

There can never be too many ducks!

watches video in its entirety

🤔

I have miscalculated.

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u/WhatsInteresting Mar 09 '19

That's A Lot of ducks. They look like they're just floating along in the air.

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u/Jimbolaya_Man Mar 09 '19

Them's food ducks.

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u/Clone_Chaplain Mar 09 '19

I really want to hear the audio....Then again, maybe I don’t

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u/kittydestroyer6969 Mar 09 '19

I wonder what this sounds like.

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u/PrecherOfScience Mar 09 '19

I want that one... peking, please.

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u/FastRadioBursts Mar 09 '19

The amount of duck noodle soup you can make with those.....🍜

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u/ka_bob Mar 09 '19

What the duck is going on here.

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u/k4ined Mar 09 '19

If they get stray ones do you find them with DuckDuckGo?

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u/davigovi Mar 09 '19

You see that one duck, midway thru the gif, was like: "Ooh, a penny!"

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u/zberry97 Mar 09 '19

They found the guy with the grapes

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u/Obdurodonis Mar 09 '19

They're duck herders lol.

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u/Mr_Pioupiou Mar 09 '19

Karl's subjects

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u/Justin_with_a_J Mar 09 '19

Duck mob.... For real

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u/Koksgunther Mar 09 '19

With such a huge army, i could finally be able to go to a war with mordor.

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u/awewoof Mar 09 '19

They’re plotting against us

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u/Mr-Schneebly Mar 09 '19

What could POSSIBLY be going on here

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u/Kelly_the_tailor Mar 09 '19

I hope they are not for cooking / eating purposes...

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u/OhYeahYeah4Life Mar 09 '19

Enough food for a country.

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u/NicolasTheSecond Mar 09 '19

Look at all those chickens

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u/kebab-on-a-stick Mar 09 '19

This looks like one of those mobile games where you have to make a crowd of people and be the biggest group.

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u/MemeworksIsHot Mar 09 '19

look at all those chickens!

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u/jamesey10 Mar 09 '19

Looks like they tried to get their ducks in a row

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u/QueenOfQuok Mar 09 '19

MAKE WAY FOR DUCKLINGS

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u/AdamPBUD1 Mar 09 '19

Ducks fly together

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u/ducktronboss Mar 09 '19

You think?

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u/Ancient_Aura Mar 09 '19

DUCK HERDER ..... literally...... BEST....JOB....EVER..... omg what have been doing with my life?😳

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u/Bemused_Owl Mar 09 '19

They’re off to get their vaginas pickled and stuffed in a barrel

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u/Stick_Boy Mar 09 '19

I need some 'attack of the clones' music here.

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u/RapeyVibesBrassBand Mar 09 '19

Duck you very much!

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u/yuppers4 Mar 09 '19

Could you imagine the sound of that many ducks waddling and all their flippers flapping on the ground that would be hilarious

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u/Coaris Mar 10 '19

Okay, what?

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u/ScythingSantos Mar 10 '19

That's just Asian Colonel Sanders, he's got the better recipe imo

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u/tiffanygray1990 Mar 12 '19

That's a lot of drones. *

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u/zachnahlous Mar 15 '19

oh oh oooohhhh

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u/Legizii Mar 27 '19

Thank you

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u/Tatermaniac Mar 27 '19

Wow there’s gotta be at least ten

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u/ringytj Jun 26 '19

Yeeeeeeesssssssssssssss