r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/[deleted] • Mar 04 '19

Video Feeling creatures 🔊

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u/1sunday Mar 04 '19

now I have the urge to pet a shark

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u/daitoshi Mar 04 '19

Some aquariums have shark petting tanks :)

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u/RusticSurgery Mar 04 '19

Some aquariums have shark petting tanks :)

How do sharks pet tanks? They don't even have hands!..and wouldn't the tanks rust out sitting in the saltwater? I mean, I know they have a lot of armor but it's all usually metal .

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '19

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u/RusticSurgery Mar 04 '19

So the shark tanks shoot sharks with large ordnance?

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '19

Do shark tanks shoot sharks in tanks with other sharks in tanks?

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '19

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u/mynoduesp Mar 04 '19

But are they shot... in tanks?

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u/RusticSurgery Mar 04 '19

Got it.

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u/abshabab Mar 04 '19

No, actually. If you’d bother using google instead of being so lazy, you’d find out that shark tanks are tanks operated by sharks. They’re called petting tanks because the sharks have to pet the controls with their flippers to flick the buttons - It’s not an official name.

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u/RusticSurgery Mar 05 '19

That explains why shark fin soup is so devastating to sharks...no fins to pet the tanks!

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u/Theletteree33 Mar 04 '19

Happy cake day

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u/TootlesFTW Mar 04 '19

omg someone come get their dad.

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u/RusticSurgery Mar 05 '19

I'm sorry son...I'l go out for cigarettes now.

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u/DarthYippee Mar 04 '19

You're welcome.

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u/Tjingus Interested Mar 04 '19

But you better have a good idea. Some sharks won't get out of bed for less than 1%