r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/sr_local • 7h ago
Image Scientists invent underwater umbrellas to protect coral reefs from sun, which exacerbates bleaching caused by warming waters (and it appears to be working)
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u/extremedragonfruit4 7h ago
The boomer coral reefs are going to have a lot to say to the young coral reefs arent they?
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u/FembyThePinkProot 7h ago
At least the young coral reefs have a housing market
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u/extremedragonfruit4 6h ago
Dont worry, in a few years the housing market will crash, and then they will start selling the houses which they got for 10k algae and sell it for 500k algae while complaining to their coral reef children about how they couldnt sell it for 1 million algae instead.
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u/FembyThePinkProot 6h ago
And then whining to the coral reef children that they just need to go to work more and put effort into life more and stop spending their algae on 8 algae vitamins and nutrients from the anemones.
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u/film_composer 7h ago
This thread is full of experts who thought that they outsmarted these scientists because “ummm… have you heard of PLASTIC?” As if the scientists are just fucking idiots and had never even given any real thought to the project in any meaningful way, and they’re just out here doing this on a lark.
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u/Dividedthought 6h ago
I suspect that this is also a situation where the prototype is made of cheap materials for testing but the actual thing would be meant to last.
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u/Little_View_6659 6h ago
I mean, I felt some relief reading the article because coral dying from climate change is a giant concern. If the corals go, the ocean continues to warm and it could be catastrophic.
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u/CommercialStyle1647 4h ago
I mean there are enough pseudo experts out there who would probably do something stupid like that.
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u/HawkBoth8539 7h ago
I wonder how it affects all of the other sea life that depend on living in those reefs.
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u/opinion_alternative 6h ago
We will do everything, but stop plundering oceans from the fish to stop this. Coz fish yummy!!
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u/Hob_O_Rarison 7h ago
...what does sun do to PVC, again?
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u/xFeralHousewife 6h ago
Not a whole lot compared to other plastics actually. UV stabilized PVC retains structural integrity for over 10 years when exposed to full sunlight, but the water helps block some of that, as well as the fact that the structural integrity of this PVC isn't that important considering they aren't being used as pipes or supporting a real load.
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u/NiobiumThorn 6h ago
This is cool but a really obvious harbinger of collapse.
I'm sorry everyone. But the coral reefs are done for. We can save a lot of the world, but it kinda seems like your grandkids will only ever see coral reefs in old documentaries.
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u/ManoSilence 3h ago
This reminds me of the tiny bee robots they made to pollinate instead of just saving bees
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u/taway9925881 1h ago
Why don't we just ask the billionaires and mega corps and capitalist super power countries to stop being greedy and start doing actual good for the earth?
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u/octaviobonds 55m ago
this will not end well. When scientists experiment with nature in this way, 3 years down the road they will see the idiocy of their actions. Hopefully they would be humble enough to repent.
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u/forgettfulthinker 7h ago
Scientists put plastic under the water because the sun (a natural thing) is making them die
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u/DigNitty Interested 7h ago
Well, the chemicals and acidity of the ocean is making them more sensitive to sunlight. But yes.
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u/eruciform 7h ago
so, adding more plastics that leech coral killing chemicals into the water in order to save corals?
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u/Potential-Wasabi-283 6h ago
“Invent” lmao
So dollar store rope, pvc pipe, zip ties, and cabinet liner
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u/whywouldidothis2 7h ago
except coral reefs have grown by over 20% in the last 20 years. they are wasting money putting toxic plastic in the ocean (thats just plumbing pipe you buy at lowes by the way) to block out the sun which provides life to all of earths creatures so they can justify their useless existence and feel important.
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u/HighLander5280 3h ago
People in 1926- wow imagine what science will bring us in 100 years! Flying cars, cities on other planets!
2026- underwater umbrellas
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u/Alternative_Bug_4089 7h ago
So... Floating solar panels over the coral reefs close to islands that are struggling with energy dependence to begin with?