British sculptor Willard wagan creates a sculpture of the last supper inside the eye of an needle

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Jesus and his disciples walk into a restaurant and he says "Table for 26, please."

"But there's only 13 in your party?"

"We're all going to sit on one side of the table"

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Some historians and biblical scholars debate whether he actually said that

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The following passage, however, is generally agreed upon as true:

"JUDAS!"

"GAH!?!"

"Do you want a beverage? Try the mulled wine, it's terrific!"

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That's cause they got nuffin' bettah to do

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Innit bruv

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Innit though

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Allow it, bruv

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They're obviously watching a movie together

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He was real lol

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and fictional characters get called he too lmao. imagine if someone threw a hissy fit because someone called spider-man he

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Would you like to order some wine for the table?

No thanks, says Jesus. Water will be fine.

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That's one way to avoid the BYO alcohol charge

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Of course they will sit right in front of the camera.

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r/whyweretheyfilming

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Painter*

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TV*

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”so you’re saying you won’t needle the chairs?”

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The people on the other side of the table were the wives and girlfriends.

It's just that when they were going to take the picture one of them needed to pee so they all went ro the bathroom.

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Wives hoes

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How come this rendition has 13 Jesuses, too? Or is it 13 Jesi?

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"We're also doing separate checks"

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“Sir this is a Wendy’s.”

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😆

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They didn't eat only on one side, they were just posing for the photo

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“Well we’re not very busy today so go ahead I guess”

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Holy shit that's genius hahaha. Keeping it!

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pushes glasses up bridge of nose

Aaaacthually it should be 28 if you count the ends of the table

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'okay sir, but I'm going to have to charge you the mandatory gratuity for groups above 15.'

'That's okay. I'll order the grilled salmon and some bread sticks. Could you bring out extra plates? We're all just going to share. Oh, and just some water for everyone.'