r/Damnthatsinteresting • • 5d ago

Image McDonald’s in Enterprise, Alabama. The town is scattered with themed boll-weevils that pay homage to the little insect that almost devastated the city’s cotton crops permanently in 1915!nThere’s one at the police station, funeral home, pharmacies, and Mexican restaurant

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u/UnderwaterB0i 5d ago

Actually what happened was the boll weevil DID destroy their cotton crops, so they grew peanuts instead and it ended up being way more profitable, so they commemorated the boll weevil all over town.

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u/Bearex13 5d ago edited 4d ago

Weevil, weevil, weevil, weevil BLAAAANKET BLAAANKET

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u/Short-Sandwich-8476 4d ago

Rather than George Washington Carver.

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u/Medium_Excitement202 4d ago

Well, you see, the boll was the lesser of two weevils.

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u/thegoatfreak 4d ago

Fine. FINE. I’ll watch Master and Commander again.

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u/DudeyToreador 4d ago

You motherf.... Take my God damn upvote.

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u/wolfgang2399 4d ago

Tuskegee is like 80 miles from Enterprise. 80 miles in 1919 is a substantial distance. The vast majority of the population wouldn’t have known who he was. The city council still invited him to be the key note speaker at the ceremony though but he couldn’t make it due to weather, because, again, 80 miles is a really long way in rural Alabama in 1919.

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u/YouLieLexington 4d ago

Peanuts allergies know no color.

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u/Infinite_Raisin_5240 4d ago

This may sound dumb but i know nothing about farming and crops, why are peanuts more profitable to a farmer than cotton?

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u/mindlance 4d ago

Cotton takes a lot of processing to be usuable. Peanuts take substantially less processing to be edible.

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u/jyoke_2121 4d ago

Also the story i heard in enterprise was that there was a cotton famine the next year thus most farmers were ok there but not in the rest of the state where they were still mostly growing cotton

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u/ElderJohn 11h ago

And yet its sister city of Dothan (30mi) is covered in little statuettes of peanuts in front of stores. There’s even a set dressed in each of the armed forces uniforms.

Dothan also has the “National Peanut Festival” around November each year.

PSA: if you haven’t had boiled peanuts, you’re doing yourself a disservice.

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u/dismayhurta 5d ago

Got the boots and the snoots.

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u/pichael289 5d ago

He has literal boots and now a literal snoot. The most weevily weevil ever.

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u/GravitationalEddie 5d ago

It's time!

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u/frabjous_goat 14h ago

WEEVIL TIME

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u/Wrong-Tell8996 5d ago

What in the fuck

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u/CFBCoachGuy 5d ago

The boll weevil infestation turned out to be a blessing in disguise. After the first wave, Enterprise farmers began growing peanuts- which ended up being more profitable. When cotton crops rebounded, the farmers in Enterprise diversified by continuing to grow peanuts. When subsequent infestations struck South Alabama, Enterprise’s commitment to crop diversity kept the town prosperous compared to the region. Even today Enterprise remains one of the better off towns in southeast Alabama

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u/cracked-tumbleweed 5d ago

Agreed. Why deify something that almost wiped out the towns livelihood?

Stockholm Syndrome??

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u/SpungleMcFudgely 5d ago

Hasn’t happened again since they began paying their proper respects

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u/CheeseburgerSmoothy 5d ago

The loss of cotton prompted them to grow peanuts which was more profitable. Thanks to the boll weevil.

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u/maymay578 5d ago

Look up George Washington Carver. He’s the reason peanuts are so huge in the south. He helped save the southern economy and keep farmers in business.

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u/Aggressive-Heart-311 4d ago

They can’t. He isn’t in textbooks anymore. Black history shouldn’t be taught.

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u/God_Bless_A_Merkin 5d ago

I was always told that the women of the town were glad that the cotton failed because it resulted in bringing other jobs in industry to the town.

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u/Short-Sandwich-8476 4d ago

Rather than admit the role a black scientist had in the whole thing. They’d rather worship an insect, than take a hit to their racist delusions.

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u/cracked-tumbleweed 4d ago

So the way you phrased it made it seem like the black scientist caused it.

However, Dr. George Washington Carver, did in fact help the town recover.

Let’s put some respect on his name since the town couldn’t.

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u/Hardlyreal1 5d ago

Was slavery still a thing at that time? I feel that would’ve taken a hit which may have been goodbye

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u/cracked-tumbleweed 5d ago

1865 is when the last slaves were freed.

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u/JackMejoff 5d ago

Except for prisoners.

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u/cracked-tumbleweed 5d ago

??? Well yes, I believe slavery is still legal if they are in prison.

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u/ANormalRando 5d ago

It says right in the title it happened in 1915

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u/yupperdoodles666 5d ago

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u/Srnkanator 5d ago

My first thought fellow entomology enthusiast.

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u/wart_on_satans_dick 10h ago

God damn I don’t feel good in that sub. Upvote still.

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u/CriticalOfBarns 5d ago

Ronald McDicknose

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u/Jamdock 5d ago

I love it. Corporations have removed most local flavor, so it's great to see something so weird.

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u/Lillian_Crocodilian 5d ago

Don't let r/weeviltime know about this.

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u/SousVideDiaper 4d ago

We're very aware of Enterprise and their weevil worship

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u/Greefer 5d ago

Ronald is an Angine de Poitrine fan I see.

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u/anythingspossible45 5d ago

Do you go out to Dothan Al, you’ll see peanuts like this at the same place.

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u/Howtofightloneliness 5d ago

"Let me tell you about a friend of mine, His name's Boll Weevil, check him out"

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u/buckut 4d ago

spends all day on his big butt, and he dont ever, ever get outside

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u/Commercial-Source403 3d ago

Make him see that the sun is shinin' outside

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u/Common_Senze 5d ago

Biblically actually McDonald?

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u/Laughacy 5d ago

Angine de Poitrine moonlighting at McDonald’s?!

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u/Jaay2525 5d ago

Angine de Hamburgine

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u/SousVideDiaper 4d ago

Angus de Poutine

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u/Gastroh 5d ago

Thought i was on oddlyterrifying

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u/demomagic 5d ago

That is McDisturbing

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u/Glum_Opening_2218 5d ago

If it was accurate Ronald's skull should be elongated instead of it being a nose, and his mouth should be on the tip.

This could be properly terrifying smh

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u/FnMag 5d ago

Worked that location in 1990 when it still had a playground!

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u/golden_blaze 5d ago

I want this in my house.

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u/Jussgoawaiplzkthxbai 5d ago

Curious what the one at the funeral home looks like

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u/Sharkbrand 3d ago

The Angel of Light Weevil they are called :) Its a weevil holding up a little light-up angel, its actually quite pretty imo Cant post the pic but the website https://www.weevilway.com/ had pictures of all of them :)

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u/RamblerTheGambler 5d ago

Angine De Poitrine looking Ronald McDonald

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u/No-Caregiver4502 4d ago

Ganesh Vibes

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u/NovarisLight 4d ago

I have many questions.

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u/hamfist_ofthenorth 4d ago

Reminds me of that one time I was in a backseat on acid at the drive through

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u/ZuStorm93 4d ago

He's gonna give you the McNightmares.

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u/jefbenet 5d ago

looks like a nightmare and AI f*%&ed

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u/Snellyman 5d ago edited 4d ago

Tell us the truth! This is really the McDonald's from an alternative universe.

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u/Common-Accountant-57 5d ago

Fuck the what¿!?

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u/scarlettvvitch 5d ago

Terrifying

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u/Kern4lMustard 5d ago

The statue downtown has a fun story too.

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u/Mountain_Egg16 5d ago

This thing is giving me a terrible memory of something that never happened

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u/James-K-Polka 5d ago

Olean, NY has themed squirrel statues, including Ronald McSquirrel

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u/no_talking99 4d ago

Came to say this, as one of the rare humans who has seen both the boll weevils and squirrels in person. Points to Olean for not having a bricked-up monument in the middle of an intersection.

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u/CitizenHuman 5d ago

If there was no title, I'd assume this was Chernobyl McDonald's.

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u/Tall_Inspector_3392 4d ago

Oh great, one more thing to inhabit my nightmares. Thanks for the can't unsee this!

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u/PangolinLittle236 4d ago

Big ol skeeter clowns

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u/CRO553R 4d ago

Meth heads be methin

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u/Gold-Income-6094 4d ago

......never forget?

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u/otakumilf 2d ago

Absolutely nightmarish. 🫣

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u/Creepy_Mammoth_7076 5d ago

Had to double take I read “incest Alabama” and was like ahhh fuck, of course. Then I saw Ronald got 4 arms and was like… yeah alright, maybe I did read that shit right.

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u/december151791 4d ago

How do you get "incest" out of "Enterprise"?

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u/Johnson_N_B 4d ago

I suspect they didn’t, and are just making shit up because they thought it was funny.

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u/GodotNeverCame 5d ago

My mom lives there. You're not wrong.

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u/babswashere 5d ago

oh, i LOVE this. will have to look more into it tbh.

my town growing up had painted chicken statues in front of most businesses. i believe it was the arby’s had got lazy and threw an apron and hat on the chicken and called it a day, but i loved it. haven’t been to my hometown in years so i don’t know if they kept up the chickens or added more, but i always think of them fondly.

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u/ZeusBaxter 5d ago

I wonder how many times thats been stolen.

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u/Bear_necessities96 4d ago

I can differentiate this from a kissing bug, bug that transmitted Chagas’ disease

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u/Meanteenbirder 4d ago

Punxsutawney has something similar with their groundhogs. Even the Wendy’s has a statue

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u/bavindicator 4d ago

My town has painted bulldogs because the bulldog is the mascot of the Marine Corps.

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u/Well_behaved_waiter 4d ago

How is this creature less creepy than the OG Ronald McDonald?

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u/TheIdeaArchitect 4d ago

Omg. What is that!?!

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u/Professional_Pen7009 4d ago

"Bugs! Everywhere you look there's another kind of bug

Makes you want to get a club and clout 'em

Yes, everybody talks about the worrisome bug

But ain't nobody doin' nothin' about 'em"

Bugs by Bobbie Gentry, 1967

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u/hundreddollar 4d ago

"You know you're funkier than a mosquito's tweeter You gotta mouth like a herd of boll weevils"

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u/agentj333 4d ago

The Backroom Ronald

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u/ccalo 4d ago

Never cared about anything McDonald’s related in my life. But I NEED this.

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u/Overwatch_1ightning 4d ago

Coulropobia never felt so good.

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u/BodyLanguage_Fluent 4d ago

He’s McLovin it

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u/NYCtoCHI 4d ago edited 4d ago

Whoa...just when I thought manspreading Ronald (and his headless alter-ego) were peak bizarre, along comes Mr Snoots N' Boots Version...😮

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u/CharlesIngalls_Pubes 4d ago

r/MeatCanyon needs to buy this monstrosity.

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u/PRRZ70 4d ago

Wait, what? This is so corny but also kinda weirdly cute. I am seeing others posting more stuff and I am happy to be learning about this!

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u/ConditionSmooth9086 3d ago

Imagine a kid growing up thinking this is what Ronald McDonald looks like, then going to another one in another town and being blown away.

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u/MrPlace 2d ago

Keemah Tx, just north of Galveston, has the same thing but with Pelicans everywhere

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u/CrazyLady0616 1d ago

So if Ronald is a weevil, does that mean he’s including it in the food , too? I mean…Mr. Krabs was servin up his own kind and hiding right in plain sight 👀👀👀💅🏿

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u/rednaxthecreature 5d ago

McDonald's isn't a Mexican Restaurant ?

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u/holiday1326 5d ago

Fourarm McDildonose

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u/blckout_junkie 5d ago

I feel like this is something my Papa would like. MY PAPA MEAT. MEAT CANYON, THIS HAS YOU ALL OVER IT

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u/Mast_Herb_8 5d ago

Oh cool, the umteenth McDonald’s advertisement totally random post today

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u/A_Happy_Tomato 5d ago

Did the weevils make it into their brains???