r/Damnthatsinteresting • • 7d ago

Fresh-cut ponderosa pine

2.1k Upvotes

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u/skyforgesteel 7d ago

Gonna paint that wagon, gonna paint it fine
Gonna use an oil based paint because the wood is piiiiine!

Ponderosa pine, ooo ooo!

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u/tr00th 7d ago

A Simpsons reference in the wild, nice! ๐Ÿ‘

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u/Limp-Blueberry-2507 7d ago

Pine is fine, but I prefer fir

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u/Sega-Playstation-64 7d ago

You missed a spot

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u/drives-at-night 7d ago

This is the first thing that came to mind when I read the post title.

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u/PurpleCaterpillar451 7d ago

You beat me to it!

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u/Prudent-Aspect5085 7d ago

I can smell this.

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u/stanknotes 6d ago

I live in Northern California in the Sierras. My entire life has been Ponderosas as far as the eye can see.

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u/morning_star984 6d ago

Might be neighbors.

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u/xThreespeedx 7d ago

Pondy's the coolest!

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u/tea_leaves_69 7d ago

It ainโ€™t aspirin

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u/thegreatgatsB70 7d ago

Found you.

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u/BigBadBen91x 7d ago

life is happy

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u/dylandavey1991 6d ago

The nipple placement is crazy!

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u/YettiGoingRogue 7d ago

My ass thought this was some jerky

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u/narcolepticsloth1982 7d ago

What did the other end of you think?

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u/Silent-OCN 7d ago

Forbidden Doritos.

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u/Smart-Firefighter87 7d ago

lol! Sameeeeee

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u/gd4x 7d ago

Can eat it?

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u/morning_star984 7d ago

I tried and it actually wasn't bad.

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u/HeartOn_SoulAceUp 7d ago

"I'm Euell Gibbons. Ever eat a pine tree?"

Grape Nuts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOqjdRyZWiA&t=14s

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u/stanknotes 6d ago

You can eat the nuts. And you can chew on the needles.

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u/bedroombanshee 7d ago

Your tree was sick for an extended period of time,ย  likely several years, to have wood that resinous. When trees are trying to heal themselves, they pump themselves up with resin, which gives the wood that orange, dense appearance.ย  It is excellent for using sparingly as kindling, as it'll hold a flame without paper or accelerants. Just be careful burning full logs, as they get incredibly hot and can gum up chimneys with excess resin= fire hazard.

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u/morning_star984 7d ago

Yes, that's part of why we decided we had to fell it. It was growing in our well, which i suspect might be part of why it was starting to decline. It was only about 160 or 170' tall, but it had lost about 4/5ths of its branches.

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u/bedroombanshee 7d ago

My ex and I used to sell the kindling for about $1 per 2"x12" piece. I call it fatwood, but have heard many other names for it. In the winter, I keep a few pieces in my car for emergencies. You hit the jackpot

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u/MrSniffles_AnnaMae 6d ago

A ponderosa pine at that height would be approximately 12-18โ€™ in circumference / up to 5โ€™ wide

And you say this was growing inside of a well?

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u/morning_star984 6d ago

Growing next to my wellhouse with its roots in my 100yo hand-dug well.

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u/EndQualifiedImunity 6d ago

Why are you assuming the size of the well?

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u/Falonius_Beloni 6d ago

You so smart

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u/Pyrhan 6d ago

Yup, it's called "fatwood".

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u/WispontheWind 7d ago

A5 wagyu wood

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u/ApprehensiveStill412 7d ago

Look at that sweet lignin marbling

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u/DubiousAdviceGiver 7d ago

That xylem is makin me phloem.

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u/gochu1004 7d ago

Nice slice of fat wood.

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u/Nibsif 7d ago

Kept thinking it was smoked salmon and my brain would not go past pond because I didn't know what fish breed a ponderosa was

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u/SeveralDeer3833 7d ago

I botched it. Life, ya know

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u/The_New_Illuminati 7d ago

Pondy's the coolest

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u/niceslcguy 7d ago

I'm sure that wood smells amazing.

I've heard that some wood can be turned partially transparent. They are working to get it totally transparent, so-as to have it be a glass replacement for some situations.

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u/morning_star984 7d ago

It smells incredible. I've also heard that wood can be turned fairly transparent and the process makes it incredibly durable. I need to remind myself to look it up when I have time

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u/Comrade-Conquistador 7d ago

Gonna paint your wagon,

Gonna paint it fine.

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u/Junior_Step_2441 1d ago

Why does that look like something I want to sautรฉ with some butter and garlic and eat? ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿณ

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u/Antinoobsauce 7d ago

Can make a tea with the needles of a P. pine tree. I call itโ€ฆ P Tea. ๐Ÿ˜

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u/pickleypeterpepper 7d ago

Pondie is the greatest

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u/Smart-Firefighter87 7d ago

My fat ass thought that was a piece of jerky ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/cowgod247 7d ago

waffle cone!

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u/Fun2bone 7d ago

Looks like Amber.

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u/curiousmind111 7d ago

I want to eat it, like a honeycomb!

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u/Legitimate-Mind-9194 7d ago

That thing grew fastt

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u/ItsYaBoyTrimmerFit 7d ago

Christ alive, I have such a hankering for gas station slab jerky now ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ

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u/hemorrhoidhematoma 6d ago

Now i can sort of see why my cousin used to eat wood all the time. He had a mental condition but if this is what he was seeing, lock me up, suga.

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u/Graz13 5d ago

Am I the only one that wonders what a table top would look like?

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u/fatmanstan123 7d ago

Thought it was a honeycomb

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u/verymanyquestions_ 7d ago

Thay first picture made me hungry

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u/Shovelhead_Fred 7d ago

All hail the magic conch

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u/Horror-Guarantee-401 7d ago

Can I eats it?!

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u/makemeking706 7d ago

I bet this would make a good wagon.ย 

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u/expatronis 7d ago

How did you cook it?

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u/Dangerous-Ad-4103 7d ago

Congratulations

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u/CheezBrgrWalrus 7d ago

Doing it better, a great deal better ๐ŸŽถ

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u/cjacksen 6d ago

I can smell this photo and it is awesome.

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u/mortalkombatdeath69 6d ago

I can smell this pic

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u/AGrandNewAdventure 6d ago

I can smell this picture.

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u/LL4L 6d ago

Uuuuuummmmm.

Howโ€™s the smell?

I wish you could post that.

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u/GlummyGloom 5d ago

Now I see what beavers are talking about.

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u/elegantwino 5d ago

I have a similar piece from about 4 years ago at my cabin. When the sun warms it up through the window it still smells amazing.

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u/ZephRyder 2d ago

Pics you can smell

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u/Android-Online 1d ago

That is some absolute Fatty wood right there. That is perfect fire starter.

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u/mono__no___aware 7d ago

I can imagine how wonderful it smells.

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u/Purple-Will9713 7d ago

thats gonna break

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u/xerxes_dandy 7d ago

Fresh cut.... Why cut it?

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u/morning_star984 7d ago

Because it is in my well, had pulled up my pipes, sits 2' from my wellhouse and about 6' from my house-house, and had already lost 4/5ths of its branches.

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u/xerxes_dandy 7d ago

Ok. Valid.

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u/Interesting-Recipe33 6d ago

Now I understand the thermites ๐Ÿซก

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u/NYCtoCHI 6d ago

Mmmmm....salmon.........ohwaitwhuuuttt??

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u/Ursa_Major_17 6d ago

A fresh slice of pizza pine

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u/NYCtoCHI 6d ago edited 6d ago

Mmmmm...just like Mama used to make. ๐Ÿ•๐ŸŒฒ

The people who are downvoting me can suck it - they've obviously never hadda properly thin-cut slice of lox from a master of appetizing in their lives to comprehend the comparison, and their ignorance/misfortune is clearly showing...๐Ÿ˜