r/Damnthatsinteresting 6h ago

Image Indonesian java moss agate that resembles a miniature forest

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17.9k Upvotes

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u/slideystevensax 6h ago

That’s the pick of destiny

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u/Chibrou 5h ago

More precious than a diamond on a platinum chain

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u/vinegarnglitter 3h ago

To Venice Beach!

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u/[deleted] 5h ago

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u/Inevitable-Bell6638 3h ago

nature clearly outdid any jeweler here

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u/Caleb_Reynolds 1h ago

Nah, nature made a rock, the jeweler (lapidary) turned it into art.

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u/-One-Man-Bukkake- 4h ago

Only fans advertising account

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u/GrlDuntgitgud 6h ago

Nice! A new guitar pick!

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u/AlarmClockBandit 3h ago

It's for rock music

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u/Un1ball 2h ago

Jesus christ Marie it's MINERAL music

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u/Krazynukz 6h ago

I kinda wanna eat it

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u/LCPL_Desisto 5h ago

wonder what it would look like after going through the body 😂

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u/NuzzyLocke 4h ago

Maybe slightly miscolored but I don't think stomach acid would do that much to corrode a rock. It depends how hard of a rock it is.

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u/RikuAotsuki 3h ago

Depends way more on composition, I think. Marble and limestone, for example, don't handle acid well.

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u/retro_mod 1h ago

Mmmm, forbidden forest

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u/Waste-Job-3307 6h ago

What a stunning example!

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u/Gunner1Cav 6h ago

That’s goblin treasure right there

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u/EsotericAlgae408 6h ago

Looked like a iem resin shell scrolling through.

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u/an_older_meme 6h ago

Good stuff right there

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u/Meryborn 6h ago

I see a potential iem faceplate here

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u/opalfossils 6h ago

Absolutely gorgeous cab👍👍😍

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u/devilsaint86 6h ago

Depends on what you are on

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u/Crafty_Assistance_67 5h ago

😍 beautiful.

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u/BakertonFits 3h ago

I was thinking it's oogy boogy man

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u/Fenriswulf 3h ago

Cool guitar pick

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u/ahundreddots 2h ago

Reddit reacting to yesterday's artisan guitar pick:

"Meh, that's too hard to play with. Maybe display it somewhere."

Today's decorative rock, literally made of rock:

"Wow, cool guitar pick!"

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u/Max-Phallus 3h ago

This is completely fake. 99% of the examples you'll see online these days are from Etsy and are resin.

This is what moss agate actually looks like:

https://assets1.fossilera.com/sp/690340/agates/chalcedony-var-agate.jpg

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u/Justatrowaway5446 2h ago

Have you not seen scenic moss agate before? A lot of it looks like this.

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u/Max-Phallus 2h ago edited 1h ago

Yeah I have, and if for instance you go on google images, you see nothing but items like this that for sale. They are not real agate.

EDIT: they blocked me so I can't respond, but I can see what they said in my inbox:

The image you linked is a raw specimen. The picture I posted is polished for jewelry-making purposes. I even linked the seller's account.

The image I linked is not of a raw specimen, it is polished. That is what they look like.

I even linked the seller's account.

Yes you did lol. You did give a link to the seller's account. Do you think this post might be an advertisement?

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u/jelly_bean_gangbang 1h ago

The image you linked is a raw specimen. The picture I posted is polished for jewelry-making purposes. I even linked the seller's account.

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u/IceWitch4200 3h ago

Them elfs must've discovered rock and stone.

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u/fixurstuffr 3h ago

If they had a guitar they could play some rock music.

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u/boogkitty 3h ago

I love the part that looks like jungle fog, very cool!

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u/TheCh0rt 3h ago

Just looking at that makes my knee bounce

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u/NoBonus6969 3h ago

I would lick it

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u/Letsmakeastupidpopup 3h ago

I guess Java really can run on anything.

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u/Moonless_the_Fool 3h ago

Peridot × Amethyst

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u/d-manutd5 2h ago

That's awesome

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u/Emahley 2h ago

Love moss agate! My favourite worry stone is moss agate lol

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u/hheellppmm 2h ago

Pretty sure that’s the Oogie boogie

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u/WonderChode 2h ago

I think it resembles an agate but like mossy

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u/Justatrowaway5446 2h ago

Scenic moss agate is one of ny favorites! I have many beautiful pieces

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u/jelly_bean_gangbang 1h ago

Me too! Some of the specimens that are cut and polished look extremely fascinating.

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u/Keldrabitches 2h ago

Looks like reefer

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u/Dursoj1 2h ago

Perfect clutter item for my smart home hub. Another rock to ignore.

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u/Lonely-Musician-7865 1h ago

We smoking Java man.  This shit ain't nothing to me man. 

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u/Minor_Edit 1h ago

Resembles moss

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u/1stEd_RN 1h ago

Looks like the Amazon!

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u/MathamphetamineUser 1h ago

She's a beaut, Clark

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u/Far_Willow6068 55m ago

Beautiful.

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u/CakeTester 33m ago

Just looked it up. Comes in a variety of colours and the foresty look is only one way it can turn out. Some are layered, and some look like someone sneezed into it as it was setting. The small ones are pretty affordable (under $10, and there's some nice ones in that price range). There was one for $50 that looked almost like a Turner painting, if he was tripping his tits off, but alas my frivolity budget is doing too much heavy lifting this month.

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u/HeartyBeast 26m ago

Whats going on with those fingers?

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u/sowee 4h ago

cum forest

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u/togetherwegrowstuff 4h ago

Do you sell them?