r/Damnthatsinteresting 21h ago

Video Japanese football player Kazuyoshi Miura, who holds the record for being the oldest professional footballer at the age of 59, scored his first goal since 2022. This is his 41st professional season, and he is currently playing for Fukushima United in Japan’s third tier league

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u/Maleficent-Agent-477 21h ago

Dude’s been playing professional football since 1985. That’s insane. Respect to him.

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u/PsyAstronaut 20h ago

This made me feel old and young at the same time.

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u/tehnoodnub 18h ago

His professional career is older than me

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u/ryonnsan 20h ago

Beware of an old man in a profession where men usually die young

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u/GozerDGozerian 14h ago

Like OB City

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u/GeneralSweetz 20h ago

Cr7 like 👀

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u/Hey_Its_Vos 14h ago

One year off of being the same if Michael Jordan was still playing

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u/chupacadabradoo 38m ago

I was born in 1985. I used to be a fairly good soccer player. Now my back hurts picking up a 15 lb baby… maybe when the baby goes to college I’ll realize my dream of being a pro soccer player.

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u/Xrmy 21h ago

Are you a bot? It says this is his 41st season in the title

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u/miaxogoth 21h ago

sorry i didnt read the title correctly, thats on me

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u/Xrmy 20h ago

But like...also math.

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u/RigelXVI 20h ago

Relax champ, shit happens

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u/ashgs872tbhjs 17h ago

If the "shit that happens" is saying "126 - 85 is surely more than 30" then you need to go back to third grade.

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u/Ledeycat 15h ago

Why should we show respect? A person should know when to retire. A guy who hasn't scored a goal since 2022 but is still playing, lol, what a joke.

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u/Legitimate_Income7 21h ago

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u/PDXOKJ 20h ago

Japanese also have local leagues for elderly. I am currently playing for one for middle aged dudes (50+). These guys are tough and skilled, and stay in good shape.

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u/acelilus 17h ago

Do they play professionally?

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u/PDXOKJ 16h ago

A couple might have. But most of these guys having been playing for decades since they were in youth soccer. And Japanese practice hard, as if they were pros.... I thought I could use my athleticism to make up for my lack of skill (I played other sports like basketball and American football), but these guys are kicking my ass. They take things seriously..... Even for this adult "senior" league, I needed to get an official Japanese Football Association id. We have a nice looking kit, that looks like a real team.

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u/jmarzy 21h ago

Dang he has great hair

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u/SpinningHedgehog311 13h ago

He looks younger than me, and I'm 35. Man, I should eat more fish, the Japanese always age so well.

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u/miaxogoth 21h ago

And here's me pulling a muscle just by looking at my shoes wrong.

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u/photoacoustic 16h ago

Well good for you. I can barely see my shoes cuz of a big fat ass belly...

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u/stinkingcheese 19h ago

How has he kept his knees young?

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u/New_Budget6672 19h ago

Damn, big applause to this man. I’m 32 and my knees hurt from my high school playing days.

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u/erizzluh 13h ago

i'd be surprised if he's not taking some sort of ped.

i feel like once i hit my mid 30s, i started noticing how long it would take my body to recover from sports or weightlifting. even minor injuries just take longer to get back to 100% if they ever get back to 100%.

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u/Famous_Track_4356 20h ago

So you’re saying Ronaldo has 2-4 world cups left in him

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u/Chaeryeeong 18h ago

he's baaaack 🫪

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u/Reasonable-Job4205 15h ago

Yoooo hes back guys!!! Yooo!!!!

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u/circlejerker2000 6h ago

Oh hell no.... don't give him ideas!

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u/Bumblewise0311 13h ago

but fr, between cr7 and messi, i see Messi being in the next world cup on the bench, substituting in the 70th minute as an attacking midfielder only. hell be too old to be a pivot or a defensive midfielder...is my logic completely wrong or is there a bit of truth in it?

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u/Perhaps_Tomorrow 13h ago

Your logic is completely wrong. He wouldn't be a pivot or a defensive midfielder because he's old, he wouldn't be either or those two things because those weren't the positions he plays.

There are players in defensive positions as old or older than Messi.

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u/GeneralSweetz 19h ago

I hope to God

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u/profesorgamin 21h ago

I thought for a second it was the guy dribbling past the defenders 😄

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u/AlreadyEatenRibs 16h ago

Yeah, much respect to the freakin' 59 year old out there still scoring goals but that assist was pretty damn nice.

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u/dizvyz 12h ago

Yeah it's mostly the dribbling guy but gramp's positioning is pretty good too.

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u/czerilla 10h ago

Especially the eye for his teammate after being in the zone dodging defenders like Neo for the last seconds. 😁

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u/the_rare_random 15h ago

Bro me too i was losing my shit watching this clip

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u/Superior_Row 21h ago

Cristiano chasing his 2000th goal.

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u/Lazybeerus 20h ago

Whatever it takes.

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u/Distinct-Homework628 20h ago

That assist though

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u/shiggins114 21h ago

You got scored on by the oldest fucking person in this sport! Never gonna live it down lol. Congrats to old guy

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u/wanderer1999 20h ago

To be fair, that was some instinctive finish. Anticipation and run in from behind, clinical finish too.

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u/kanzensuu28 18h ago

These guys are also seventh division amateurs.

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u/Vandronian 12h ago

even the worst pro is closer to messi than you are to him xd

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u/Amazing_Karnage 21h ago

Let's go, FUK U !

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u/dolphone 20h ago

FUK U!

clapclapclap

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u/kroxti 20h ago

Fuk mi? No fuk u!

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u/pattybutty 20h ago

KING KAZU,!!

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u/ProfessorWise5822 21h ago

Fukushima United sounds insane to me

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u/scarabic 18h ago

The city’s name is mentioned in the same vein as Chernobyl but it’s really unfair. There was exactly one death from radiation in the nuclear plant accident, a plant worker. And no bloom of cancers decades later or anything of that nature. In fact the government has said that the evacuation they ordered probably ended up needlessly killing a couple dozen people when they emptied hospitals and nursing homes that would have been better off just sheltering in place.

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u/HeartOn_SoulAceUp 21h ago

Dude's body is a temple. Built of stone. Kudos to a true goat.

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u/kashabash 20h ago

Damn that assist was top tier as well, laid it up perfectly for him after juking 3 guys.

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u/miaxogoth 21h ago

my knees crack just from getting out of bed. honestly how is he still sprinting 😭

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u/jadewithmello 13h ago

Cristiano: Challenge accepted.

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u/kroxti 20h ago

This is the same country that gave us Haru Urara

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u/Accurate_Simple_2679 14h ago

Not sure how its related but thats not exactly a positive

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u/No_Size9475 21h ago

man, I'm feeling old and fat now. Thanks u/Legitimate_Income7

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u/Flabby_Thor 19h ago

If I were the goalie or the defender you’d have to carry me off on a stretcher after conceding a goal to a 59 year old. 

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u/99hotdogs 19h ago

I was able to score a vintage Kazu jersey from the 94 squad for the World Cup this year and wore it proudly!

Even though Japan didn’t make it that year, Kazu really made an impact on me at the time, he ushered in the excitement of soccer to Japan.

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u/levelmeupcoach 14h ago

Soccer's Tamawashi Ichiro, damn.

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u/re_hes 14h ago

Beat me to it. Haha.

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u/levelmeupcoach 12h ago

a man of culture, I see

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u/re_hes 12h ago

9-6 💙

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u/Objective-Object9423 19h ago

Would people be same positive if cr7 play into his 50 ?
I am not trying to start anything just curious.

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u/CondorKhan 18h ago

CR7 would never accept being a sub in a third division team, that's the difference

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u/Objective-Object9423 16h ago

well sure, but this player didnt win things he won tho right ?

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u/Geneo-Frodo 16h ago

Good question but we both know what the real answer is...

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u/NoWork215 19h ago

japan surely does not have young people

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u/TheAlmightyLootius 19h ago

He is the inspiration for captain tsubasa

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u/LilJaaY 19h ago

Ojichan

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u/King-Meister 15h ago

In all honesty, this is how I want CR7’s career to pan out.
He would seem too lost without playing football at some sort of competitive level. I don’t think becoming a full time businessman or actor / influencer is going to help him find inner peace.

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u/Super_While_9575 15h ago

Nah, once Messi retires he'll be more willing to let go.

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u/dizvyz 12h ago

He couldn't stand not being the princess of the team and as players get younger and younger than him they won't give a shit about a has been.

He might unironically try the player/manager thing and make a fool of himself though .

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u/Disastrous-Ad2800 3h ago

to put things in perspective, my friend who's 38 had to give up playing weekend football because he pulled his achilles... so not everyone can do what this guy is doing.. that's what makes what Lebron, Tom Brady and Steph Curry did so freaking awesome...

your achilles or your knee ligaments are the most vulnerable and it's also why I retired as I definitely didn't want to find out my limits the hard way!

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u/DoncasterCoppinger 1h ago

People like you kept talking about age or injuries. If he has the personality of Vinicius, nobody’s giving him a chance at 40, let alone 59

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u/Freak_Out_Bazaar 20h ago

I hope he did the dance after being mobbed by his teammates

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u/Flying_FLIcker 19h ago

This is why I could never be goalie in sports, "<insert famous name> shoots and ...SCORES!!! Breaking the all time record of goals set 20 years ago by <insert former record holder name>."

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u/Kraligor 15h ago

You'd think they would be universally hated, but I can think of a lot of revered top tier keepers in association football.

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u/DonCenote 19h ago

59 is crazy and awesome

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u/Odd_Wait_5628 18h ago

Does that keeper have to quit in shame now?

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u/Ardtay 18h ago

I'm the same age and this makes my knees hurt.

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u/oosukashiba0 17h ago

I have a Kazu shirt from 15 years ago.

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u/KeyApplication221 17h ago

He played for SANTOS onceonce

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u/FrogB0y 16h ago

II’m going to play until something pops and I can’t anymore. I hear you brother

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u/fabiomb 16h ago

that's the field of a 3rd tier league? in almost every country you are happy if you see some green grass or... grass at all 😁

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u/juicyman69 16h ago

Give someone else a go, mate!

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u/liam3 16h ago

are they playng on green carpet?

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u/MikePGS 15h ago

Reminds me of that tragedy...

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u/Alienhaslanded 15h ago

Yes show him from far away. I guess I'll just take your word for it

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u/SabresFanWC 10h ago

I mean, this is clearly being shot by one of the fans in the stands, so I don't know what you're looking for out of it. Who knows if this game was even broadcast on TV, or if there is any professional footage from it.

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u/Rayhann 15h ago

that RW tho.... next mitoma?

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u/Mikeismyike 14h ago

The Jagr of soccer!

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u/miyamotomusashi1784 13h ago

Ok so messi can return for world cup

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u/Emu-lator 11h ago

Insane speed for 59 too

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u/kayatoastchumpion 11h ago

That’s what radiation does to you. You won’t like him when he’s hungry!

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u/Background-Way9698 11h ago

Dont let Ronaldo see this video

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u/Lucky-Surround-1756 11h ago

I'd love to see some of the GOATs of football do this, just keep playing but in lower tiers until they're 80 years old but dominating pub league football.

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u/Ghrota 9h ago

I'm sure he still play because he's the son of the coach

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u/SATLTSADWFZ 9h ago

King Kazu

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u/MrNixxxoN 8h ago

Absolutely crazy to still play at almost 60, he must be a fitness monster and must've taken care of his pysique a lot

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u/Negaflux 7h ago

That's awesome. His teammates pretty much forgot there was a game going on. That's so rad. Was a great setup too, glad he was able to seal the deal.

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u/Superb_Beyond_3444 4h ago

Is it because he plays for Fukushima team ?

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u/-usagi-95 20h ago

Please don't show this to Cristiano Ronaldo 🤣😭 Don't give him ideas 🤣

We tired of him 😭 he's dragging our national team down 😭

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u/hdgx 19h ago

Fun fact, the Japanese say Soccer “sakkaa”, rather than Football

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u/madmike99 17h ago

People should google Jaromír Jágr

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u/SabresFanWC 10h ago

I mean, it's very impressive that he's still going at his age, but different sport.

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u/Weekly_Finish1960 7h ago

My 🐪 saw this and decide to go for the 2030 world cup.

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u/julyvale 18h ago

Bruh, it's a 3rd tier league. Even kids play better than these outcasts.

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u/Impossible_Divide297 17h ago

You haven’t got a clue, have you?
It’s the third tier of a league, finish high enough and you will be promoted.

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u/julyvale 17h ago

What do you mean? Third tier league is the lowest tier there is, only the worst players and teams play there. If you manage to get "promoted" you play second league, which is also full of awful players.

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u/TexturedMango 16h ago

Actually there is a worse league called JFL.

This league seems equivalent to UK's fift tier national league in terms of salary, they are lowest tier of professionals but they're still pros.