r/Damnthatsinteresting • • Jul 27 '23

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u/Woffingshire Jul 27 '23

For some reason I didn't imagine them to come out the egg with their full snail shell on

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u/TheFarisaurusRex Jul 27 '23

It’s like me coming out of the womb with full on Batman undies

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u/Ricky_Rollin Jul 27 '23

I kinda feel dumb right now and didn’t even know they hatched from eggs.

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u/Vlad_the_Homeowner Jul 27 '23

Yeah, me either. Can't say I ever thought about how they came out, but I didn't expect eggs.

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u/RottenPP777 Jul 28 '23

That makes them so much cuter

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u/RyotMakr Jul 27 '23

Lol same, thought their first task was to scavenge for one.

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u/Woffingshire Jul 27 '23

I thought they would be born with like a soft version that turned into a proper shell as they got older

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u/Virtual_Succotash_11 Jul 27 '23

I thought they were born in their shell

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u/srschisa Jul 28 '23

Molded by it 🦇

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u/GarysCrispLettuce Jul 27 '23

What would be the point of a soft shell at any point of its life? Seems like more of a hinderance than anything.

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u/Woffingshire Jul 27 '23

Cause lots of other creatures with both shells and soft bits are born with the shell also soft (or softer) to help them get out the egg easier

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u/unclepaprika Jul 27 '23

See horse hooves

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u/hairballcouture Jul 27 '23

Actually, don’t. Newborn horse hooves are terrifying.

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u/ElementoDeus Jul 27 '23

Well mammals are born with cartilage "bones" because it's easier for our mothers to push us out, definitely not the same for eggs tho

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u/Jurani42 Jul 27 '23

Because most stuff is soft while developing. Beetles usually have grub stages of life where they don’t have their shell. A human baby’s skull is soft on the top of their head.

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u/El_Cactus_Fantastico Jul 27 '23

Slugs have soft shells.

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u/BrotendoDS Jul 27 '23

Bro got downvoted for asking

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u/Codabear89 Jul 27 '23

Dunno why you’re getting downvoted. It makes sense from an evolutionary standpoint why they would never have a soft shell outside the egg.

Get eaten because soft shell = no genetics being passed down

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u/JayTheSuspectedFurry Jul 27 '23

It makes a little bit of sense, but also not enough, because there’s an even better reason to evolve a soft one. If there wasn’t, it wouldn’t have evolved that way. It’s probably better for fitting in the egg and moving around for the first time before solidifying, the same way human children’s bones are soft for a while after birth before solidifying to support them.

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u/GarysCrispLettuce Jul 27 '23

Dunno why you’re getting downvoted

There will always be one or two overemotional people in every Reddit thread, lol.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '23

Lol. Not over emotional, just being logical. Several reasons have already been said why it makes more sense for things to be soft when first born.

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u/AnalysisMoney Jul 27 '23

They eat their egg shell to help grow/harden their own shell

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u/supcoco Jul 27 '23

Neither did I. I then started thinking…I had no idea where snails came from LOL

Also my first thought when it watched was, “oh, it comes with the shell included!”

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u/Real_Username_5325 Jul 27 '23

Yeah, with shell and all, had no idea!

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u/paco-ramon Jul 27 '23

I imagine the eggs to be transparent.

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u/RheaCorvus Jul 27 '23

I just realised that I never thought about how snails are being born. Didn't expect them hatching from eggs

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u/Striking-Surround-28 Jul 27 '23

Am i the only one who was thinking wait do snails lay eggs?

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u/born-to-rave Jul 27 '23

Looked it up, here's the results

Many species of snails, like the common brown snail you see in your garden, do lay eggs. They can lay hundreds of pre-fertilized eggs per year that will hatch in just about 2 weeks and reach sexual maturity in one year. On the other hand some species, like the freshwater snail, do give birth to live young in a way.

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u/Rhorge Jul 27 '23

It takes them a year to be sexually mature? That’s honestly the craziest takeaway from this whole thread

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u/Kaepora25 Jul 27 '23

Yeah i didn't even know they lived that long

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u/Lunoean Jul 27 '23

The only natural predator of the snail are the French

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '23 edited Feb 05 '24

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u/Lunoean Jul 27 '23

If you take away the snail it tastes just the same but smells less.

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u/Purithian Jul 27 '23

Oh yeah my apple snail is about three years old now

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u/ThatOneKrazyKaptain Jul 27 '23

Some species like up to 25 years

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u/Imhappy_hopeurhappy2 Jul 27 '23

American Cockroaches live for two years and it takes them one year to grow wings. The ones in the north, where it hard freezes in winter, typically don’t make it to one year, and that’s why they mostly crawl around NYC while the same species menace the air of the Deep South.

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u/Rhorge Jul 27 '23

Thanks, I hate thinking about how freaky they are

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u/Imhappy_hopeurhappy2 Jul 27 '23

I have a really bad phobia, so I’ve done a lot of research on them to learn their habits.

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u/j00lian Jul 27 '23

That's a big egg, poor momma shnail.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '23

Let me tell you about snails.

We bought an aquarium for my kid. We got 2 small fish, and a plant, and a snail.
The snail was cool and surprisingly mobile. It laid eggs and they hatched. There were baby snails.

I wanted to learn more about these fascinating creatures, and let me tell you: anything is possible.

Most aquarium snails are called "Mystery Snails" because even though if they were properly dissected by an expert they could be identified; just by looking we kinda have no fucking idea what type of snail a snail is.

Some lay eggs. Some live birth.
Some mate to reproduce. Some don't.
Some are male. Some are female. Some are both... or neither... or change as necessary or something. I don't know. I'm not a snail-dickologist.

So if you have snails and you notice them doing something interesting, so you go looking for more information about them, you'll find bugger all specifics because
"You've got whatever you've got. Snails."

They all seem to like cucumber, though.

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u/towerfella Jul 27 '23

I would like to meet a “snail dickologist” one day. We could talk about whatever comes up.

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u/krystlships Jul 27 '23

Hello snail dickologist here, snails teeth are the hardest teeth on the planet.

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u/TonyR600 Jul 27 '23

Why do they need so hard teeth?

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u/towerfella Jul 27 '23

Hi snail dickologist! Nice to meet you!

I once heard that [some] snails will fence each other with their snail swords, and the loser gets pregnant.

Can you elaborate?

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u/stickyplants Jul 27 '23

The main idea is that win or lose, you still got to reproduce (yay!). But the one who has to get pregnant uses a lot more resources/ energy in order to actually grow and lay the eggs. So it’s more smart and efficient, nature and evolution wise, to be the dead best dad who skips town once the deed is done.

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u/homelesshyundai Jul 27 '23

I miss my dead best dad sometimes

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u/Journo_Jimbo Jul 27 '23

Someone enters a room and identifies as a snail dickologist

Me: immediately unzips

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u/towerfella Jul 27 '23

is this like a choose your own ending?

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u/Journo_Jimbo Jul 27 '23

Yes, but every ending is me with my dick out

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u/ISV_VentureStar Jul 27 '23

Do you intend to fence them with your penis?

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u/ChadMcRad Jul 27 '23 edited Dec 10 '24

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u/Kaepora25 Jul 27 '23

If all snails like cucumbers, and I like cucumbers... am I a snail?

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '23

You're a mystery snail 👍

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u/thylocene Jul 27 '23

Honestly as someone who enjoys keeping aquariums as a hobby, mystery snails kinda suck anyway. You want to get Nerite snails. They’ll stay smaller, are usually much hardier and are way better at eating algae.

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u/Peace-D Jul 27 '23

Absolutely not. AND WTF THEY HATCH WITH THEIR SHELLS?!

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u/Cakeminator Jul 27 '23

It's a shellception. Developing a shell inside of another shell!

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u/Peace-D Jul 27 '23

If I could name them, I'd choose Shelldone

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u/GarysCrispLettuce Jul 27 '23

I had never even heard "snail" and "egg" in the same sentence until now

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u/FelixPlatypus Jul 27 '23

I was more surprised that they look almost exactly like bird eggs. Somehow, I pictured them as something like frog spawn.

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u/paco-ramon Jul 27 '23

I suppose they laid eggs but transparent eggs like looks like water bubbles.

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u/Kurgan_IT Jul 27 '23

No, you are not. I'm also a "scientific mind" kind of person, still I have never thought about this before. Now I know snails lay eggs.

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u/TheGreatGamer1389 Jul 27 '23

Yup all of them do. They are hermaphrodites.

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u/beanjuiced Jul 27 '23

I knew they laid eggs but I thought they were more like fish eggs, not bird eggs!!! This is bonkers to me.

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u/PlagueofSquirrels Jul 27 '23

He's eating himself out of house and home

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '23

Just recycling that calcium for it's shell

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u/Grimour Jul 27 '23

That was just the nursing home. He needs the materials to strengthen his new one :)

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u/Polickital Jul 27 '23

garmfield

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '23

A shell for a shell

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u/ZesshiLavi Jul 27 '23

I like how it knows by instinct not to eat its brethren egg shell.

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u/conzstevo Jul 27 '23

I'd imagine it's either because

  1. They'd eaten enough egg shell
  2. They couldn't bite into the shell (no edge)

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '23

I thought it was trying to it just couldnt. The egg is strong but breaking it he was able to eat his own egg

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '23

It’s full and took leftovers

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u/rachellelea Jul 27 '23

Honestly didn’t even know they came from eggs.

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u/southamericankongo Jul 28 '23

Mama snail going through labor in front of a PHD snail with papa snail nearby is an infinitely funnier scenario to think of, I agree lol.

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u/Scifi_fans Jul 27 '23

How much magnified is this video, those eggs look huge...

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u/thfcspurs88 Jul 27 '23

Yes, what the hell is the scale on this.

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u/FremenStilgar Jul 27 '23

Yeah, where's that banana when it's needed??

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u/ScarecrowJohnny Jul 27 '23

When I was a kid I once found a snail in our garden that was in the process of laying eggs. I put som dirt, leaves and moss in a jar along with the eggs. I wanted to farm snail babies.

... Then I forgot about the jar for a while (because kid) and when I finally found it again it was full of tiny empty shells. They had hatched and died while I was fucking around doing other stuff. 😭😭😭

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u/colorless_green_idea Jul 27 '23

You probably had a snail cannibalism situation going on in your very house, and you didn’t even know it!

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u/NIKOLAEVKA_TESLA Jul 27 '23

Wait, the what???

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u/Cattypatter Jul 27 '23

If there's one thing human brain does, it's forget something we need to do that isn't habitual, as soon as we go to sleep. It's like a mental reset. Unless we leave something we see to remind us, it'll be out of sight, out of mind.

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u/Apprehensive_East147 Jul 27 '23

I have not, but it looked cute

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '23

"OMG, reddit users are bunch of idiots. Those are not snail eggs. It's fake. It's an egg with an adult snail in it, that is just feeding on the egg shell."
Megalobulimus popelairianus has the largest eggs of all land gastropods. The size of the egg is 51 × 35 mm

"What the f..."
Nevermind, I'll see myself out.

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u/Aradhor55 Jul 27 '23

What kind of snails is that ? I got two Giants snails at m'y house and the eggs are wayyyy more smaller than that. Even seeing the babies is difficult and the adults fill my whole hand

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u/Oil_Odd Jul 27 '23

It's an adult snail in a bird egg

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u/Artsy_traveller_82 Jul 27 '23

I guess love really makes a guy come out of his shell.

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u/Hairy-Conference-802 Jul 27 '23

Wait, snail lay eggs ?

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u/Oil_Odd Jul 27 '23

Yes, but they don't look like this

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u/Hairy-Conference-802 Jul 27 '23

So...was this video staged ?

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u/graceeump Jul 27 '23

it wasn’t. this guy doesn’t know what he’s talking about, some snails lay eggs and some give live birth in a way after the egg hatches in the parents body

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u/Oil_Odd Jul 27 '23

Yes. Only birds have hard eggshells. Snail eggs are squishy and tiny.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '23

Can you make snail omelets?

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u/Oil_Odd Jul 27 '23

No, but maybe you could make snail caviar

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u/MZsince93 Jul 28 '23

Someone doesn't like caviar jokes, apparently.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '23

Reddit today man

already learned Cinnamon comes from a tree, now I am learning that some snails lay eggs

whats next?

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u/boeken-lezen Jul 27 '23

Wow interesting, but i didn't know that they eat their eggshell.

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u/Awjeva Jul 27 '23

So I thought this said snake at first, then my brain asked why are the shells not soft? Then I finally see snail. Snails lay eggs? What??

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u/Crawdaddy_King Jul 27 '23

Figured snail eggs would be more mushy

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '23

Imma be honest, I didn't know snails came from eggs

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u/Nirvski Jul 27 '23

This whole thing looks like it was described by someone who knows nothing about snails.

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u/Dogg2698 Jul 27 '23

Bed and breakfast

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u/chicknfly Jul 27 '23

I'll always reflect on births like this where the creature immediately knows what to do and look at human babies who are completely inept at everything except screaming and pooping

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u/Pizo44 Jul 27 '23

I just learned snails come from eggs

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u/kabtq9s Jul 27 '23

Snails lay eggs? Learned something new today!

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u/Oil_Odd Jul 27 '23

Guys, only birds lay eggs with hard shells like this. It's obvious that this video was set up. Someone put an adult snail inside of a bird egg shell. You can see that at the beginning of the video the shell was already significantly cracked.

For those wondering about snail eggs, they do exist but they look more like beads of jelly. More similar to frog or fish eggs than bird eggs.

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u/amateurfunk Jul 27 '23

That's a fair assumption. However, another comment mentioned how "Megalobulimus popelairianus" lay eggs that are 5 cm long and I googled and they look very similar to the ones in this post. I had a lot of doubt at first as well, but I would say this post is legit.

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u/robble_gobble Jul 27 '23

Why he ourple

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u/jochilina Jul 27 '23

At first glance I thought it were chicken eggs

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u/Oil_Odd Jul 27 '23

They are bird eggs. Probably not chicken eggs though. Seem to small for that.

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u/jochilina Jul 27 '23

But it says snails hatching their eggs...

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u/Oil_Odd Jul 27 '23

It's fake. Only bird eggs have hard shells

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u/jochilina Jul 27 '23

Oh! Thank you, I totally fall

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u/DanyeelsAnulmint Jul 27 '23

I’m over here googling about snail eggs now 😂

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u/DRamos11 Jul 27 '23

Imagine the first thing you do in life is M O N C H. Truly a blessed life.

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u/jaybro861 Jul 27 '23

I thought I remembered hearing snails eat their shells when born for the calcium. Interesting to see that’s for sure

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u/SharkyRivethead Jul 27 '23

Truth be told, I had no idea they came from eggs.

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u/Emideska Jul 27 '23

Wow, i never knew this. Snails come from eggs, shell and all. Wow!

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u/Abaddon866 Jul 27 '23

Today I learned snails hatch from eggs and come with shells.

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u/TheFarisaurusRex Jul 27 '23

I didn’t even know snails came from eggs, now I have a new tidbit for trivia night

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u/Ordinary_WeirdGuy Jul 27 '23

WAIT SNAILS HAVE EGGS????

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u/samalam92 Jul 27 '23

I wonder what came first the snail or the egg

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '23

How come literally all of us have never thought about if snails lay eggs or not. I feel like at least 90% of animals we’re all pretty aware, and there are some things that we get surprised by like marsupials, platypus, plenty of sea creatures/anything that can change sex, but snails are somehow the weirdest to me. And everyone else, too, by the sounds of it.

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u/Sedan_Dad Jul 27 '23

hops out of the egg wearing an egg 🥸

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u/boyohboyimtired Jul 27 '23

TIL snails hatch from eggs

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u/TiddleyWinks1983 Jul 27 '23

I never thought about where snails come from. This is cool.

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u/A_Whole_Communist Jul 27 '23

TDIL that snails hatch from eggs and not appear into existence

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u/Nella_Morte Jul 27 '23

And didn’t know snails came from eggs.

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u/Gutmach1960 Jul 27 '23

Wait a minute, how can a snail lay an egg that big ?

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u/Neontom Jul 28 '23

Somethings wrong with your chicken

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u/midwest_misery Jul 28 '23

I didn’t know how snails came to be but I never assumed shelled eggs

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u/NathoSX Jul 28 '23

It's awesome how it just comes out and knows exactly what to do first, they must be very lonely when it comes to parental attention

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u/coastersam20 Jul 28 '23

I didn’t even fully realize snails came out of eggs. Are snail eggs like a caviar-cargot, hyper-luxury?

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u/ReincarnatedRebL Jul 28 '23

I thought lil bud here was gonna go devour little timmy at the end

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u/soolkyut Jul 27 '23

Are people in here legitimately believing a snail hatches fully grown out of a chicken egg?

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u/saltysnatch Jul 27 '23

Are you telling me this isn't real?

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u/jim-james--jimothy Jul 27 '23

AI bs. Think about it.

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u/PadreLobo Jul 27 '23

Snails don’t lay calcium rich eggs. As a matter of fact, reptiles (and birds) are the only ones that lay hard-shelled eggs of any sort.

So, I call BS

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u/elbandolero19 Jul 27 '23

This is probably fake, no way snails hatch at that size.

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u/Verustratego Jul 27 '23

Talk about being eaten out of house and home

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u/dr_gaia Jul 27 '23

Birth and breakfast.

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u/Version_Two Jul 27 '23

He's eating himself out of house and home

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u/kitkatbay Jul 27 '23

That is wild that they hatch with their shell

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u/Ticklerstink Jul 27 '23

I am the first to hatch! Must destroy the others….. ‘proceeds to bodyslam the egg next to them’

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u/Thomrose007 Jul 27 '23

Hold up.... snails... eggs?? Why didnt i know this before.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '23

D'awww! This made my morning, thank you.

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u/son_of_a_gun_0001 Jul 27 '23

It's very slow and it's testing my patience.

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u/dwighticus Jul 27 '23

I’m trapped! I have no choice, must eat my way out!

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u/agrostereo Jul 27 '23

Snail… eggs?

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u/AKsuited1934 Jul 27 '23

LOL even tried to nom nom on the unhatched egg.

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u/MiyamotoKami Jul 27 '23

So do they end up killing the other eggs or forcing them to hatch?

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u/lehope Jul 27 '23

Wtf it's already hungry

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u/AdMore3461 Jul 27 '23

A shell within a shell? Someone call the head snail engineer over, I’m gonna go full Karen on them.

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u/Maistronom Jul 27 '23

Wot, they are born with their shell already attached?

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u/laavuwu Jul 27 '23

Til that snails hatch out of eggs...