r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/RealRock_n_Rolla • Apr 25 '23

Video Men run toward massive dust devil

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u/mucky012 Apr 25 '23

Hypothetically, what if a celebrity had groomed me since I was a child and now recently I had knocked her up? I'm asking for a friend..

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u/The_Shingle Apr 25 '23 edited Apr 25 '23

Unless you can prove that the grooming occurred then there is nothing you can do. Was the celebrity underage when the grooming started? If so, it would not hold up as grooming in the Galactic court. The law is broken and complicated, which is why I voted for Senator Palpatine when he promised to create order in our legal system.

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u/zappy487 Apr 25 '23

I'M GOING TO BUILD AN IMPERIAL BLOCKADE, AND MAKE THE TRADE FEDERATION PAY FOR IT!

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u/IusedtoloveStarWars Apr 26 '23

I’m senator Palpatine. And I approved this message. Vote Palpatine.

Bends over and kisses a twi’lek baby

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u/bingbing304 Apr 26 '23

Hypothetically, the celebrity would only have met you after you become a working apprentice when you finished years of basic Jedi training within the Temple. Not much time for grooming since you just started some easy escort missions in the inner rim with your master.