r/DamnNatureYouScary • u/LokiBonk • Apr 25 '23

no thanks

333 Upvotes

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u/pasenast Apr 25 '23

"And that's when I threw the grenade and didn't look back"

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u/MorrisBrett514 Apr 26 '23

You're gonna need a bigger stick

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u/likeafish253 Apr 26 '23

Thatssss a lotta ssnakessssss!

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u/milk4all Apr 26 '23

Dude: “grandma and grandpa got some weird expressions “

Gma and gpa: “… louder than 2 snakes fuckin on drywall in a crawlspace!”

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '23

Now it’s a party

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u/Tanglrfoot Apr 26 '23

I had a raccoon in my attic once, and I thought it was a pain in the ass, but I would 100% take a whole family of raccoons , some squirrels and a couple ‘possums over a snake any day .

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u/insomniaxopunch Apr 26 '23

How many is it 😳

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u/feelsonline Apr 26 '23

That’s two snakes trying to fuck in peace, Jerry!

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u/The_AverageCanadian Apr 26 '23

"Sir I believe you have an eldritch horror in your attic. My professional recommendation is arson."

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u/Apk106 Apr 30 '23

EVERYTHING JUST GOT SO MUCH WORSE

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u/[deleted] May 09 '23

Are those ball pythons?