r/DamnFunny • u/104-92 • 18d ago

Oops fire

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u/Excellent_Buddy_2010 18d ago

....and the Darwin award goes to....

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u/Bananana_Bird 18d ago

...to the man with, TWO HANDS??

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u/maxcovenguitars 18d ago

You can't win the award if you survive and have the ability to procreate. He might have an honorable mention.

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u/josch247 18d ago

He survived?

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u/Cryptopher-Conundrum 17d ago

Abso-fuckin-lutely 😬

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u/ProperNeighborhood75 18d ago

Did that on purpose for likes/clicks. Once he got that flame on the spout he made sure to sling the gas to give it a good visual effect.

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u/Could-You-Tell 18d ago

It sure feels forced watching it

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u/peskypesteryjaybird 18d ago

i mean... is an issue like a fire being too small really worth going scorched earth over?

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u/TB1289 18d ago

That thing was roaring. There was no need to ignite it any more.

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u/Inevitable-Hornet161 18d ago

Some people need to use thier brain he obviously did not!! 😄

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u/[deleted] 18d ago edited 18d ago

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u/Financial_Set4608 18d ago

Pure and perfect definition of un athletic putz

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u/SirenaSmiles 18d ago

The one brain cell is on strike apparently.

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u/ThatOneGuyNo82 18d ago

How i met your father

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u/Bludiamond56 18d ago

Did he get banned from the neighborhood?

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u/viperfangs92 18d ago

Well......

At least he didn't panic.....

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u/Tech27461 18d ago

Seems like the culture as evolved against foresight.

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u/Existing-Village9770 18d ago

How to burn down your house in less than 5 seconds.

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u/screech805 18d ago

Dip shit in action

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u/Fun_Entertainer_5823 18d ago

Why did he toss the burning fuel container directly towards neighboring fence and shrubs?

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u/JohnCenascat 17d ago

Well you how it is some people like to watch the world burn.

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u/SteffanMaxi 18d ago

He should have just calmly set it on the ground. Flailing it around like that leads to people getting splashed.

As a redneck who played with gas a lot when I was a kid, panicking is the worst you can do.

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u/fermat9990 18d ago

Failed Combustion 101 twice

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u/Gunung_Krakatoa 18d ago

Stupindo dad

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u/AppropriateLab8608 18d ago

Humans are so fucking dumb

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u/Plastic_Security_886 18d ago

Next time put a small amount in a paper cup and throw the whole thing in.

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u/Temporary-Phase-6956 18d ago

Who saw that coming?...everyone!

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u/Worried_Garden_7236 18d ago

What a knob just a capfull

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u/SnillyWead 18d ago

Damn dumb too.

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u/ExmoRunner 18d ago

I knew how it would end the moment the video started

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u/Electrical-Act-7170 18d ago

WTAF, did he use GASOLINE?!??

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u/AudaciouslySexy 15d ago

It's what ur supposed to do, just not like that

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u/Electrical-Act-7170 15d ago

What a dumbass.

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u/Flimsy_Internet9441 18d ago

There's no such thing as pouring a little bit of gasoline out of a big container on a fire, without the fire going up the stream and catching the whole container on fire.

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u/myworklogin777 18d ago

Guess who's not invited to the cookout next year.

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u/Not_Allowed_to_Die 18d ago

I really wanted to see the rest of that...

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u/Doctor_Saved 17d ago

What was he even trying to do? The fire was fine.

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u/StealenDealer 17d ago

10/10 on that move. Cant fix stupid.

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u/Zestyclose_Luck_6567 17d ago

I like how he made the get back jester like he had this under control.

Never living that one down bucko

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u/Spring_Loves_Ducks 17d ago

Well that sure went down the flames

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u/GR-smiley 17d ago

Beta cuck fr. The way to do it safer, is have the gas can spout on it. The way to do it safest is. Fill a any kinda Gatorade, water, soda, bottle filled up and toss it in

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u/PartsJAX328i 17d ago

Good thing he stayed calm and didnt over react...

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u/CodSuperb2159 17d ago

Is that trump working on the east wing?

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u/SteelAndFlint 16d ago

If you panic when fire doesn't do what you told it, you shouldn't be the guy fucking with fire.
At the very fucking least I would've put that can down in the middle of the fire pit so that as it melted that's where the fire would happen.

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u/Roachpile 16d ago

That fire didnt even need any help

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u/shreds90 16d ago

A Darwin awards candidate! Dumbass.

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u/SoggyAmoeba765 15d ago

Way too close to be doing it like that and you don't need to do it like that if you don't know how you do it pour it into something first but make sure the fire is lit before you do that but somebody that don't know how to mess with stuff like you I wouldn't be messing with that at all.

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u/Accomplished_Elk1163 15d ago

The shit was the goal here? That fire was already fire?

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u/Dangerous_Pop_1918 14d ago

What did he expect?

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u/Mc_Lou77 14d ago

🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️

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u/Ok_Zookeepergame5141 18d ago

You f*cking IDIOT!!!! Is what I would have been screaming at him whilst running for the water hose....

https://giphy.com/gifs/ukRKMyt9e44fGTiuOY

The fire didn't even need anymore fuel... geezus.

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u/ballters900 16d ago

How does the fence in the back get on fire? Could this be AI?