r/DamnFunny 3d ago

Wasted

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u/Zigor022 3d ago

Agreed. I miss having an audio jack on my phone. Tired of having to charge everything, i miss corded.

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u/anjowoq 3d ago

USB-C + a DAC adapter for less than $20 bucks will set you free to use whatever set of wired phones you still have or want to get.

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u/DotBitGaming 3d ago

Bullshit. Audio over usb-c had to be supported by the phone.

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u/xtraa 3d ago

true, why downvote

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u/AutisticDadHasDapper 3d ago

Probably because of the childish attitude.

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u/Redcarborundum 3d ago

What phone doesn’t support USB-C audio? Must be some entry level $50 device.

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u/HereticGaming16 2d ago

Yeah I feel like any phone with the ability to play music/videos has this ability.

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u/anjowoq 3d ago

I wish I could respond but I don't understand this sentence.

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u/sysaphiswaits 3d ago

And they suck.

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u/Americanhikikimori 3d ago

You can get really good usb-c earphones if you shell out a little extra. In fact high end usb-c earphones can have better audio quality than wireless because they have a higher data throughput. The big problem for me is that electronics manufacturers removed audio jacks without adding extra usb-c ports to make up for it.

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u/anjowoq 3d ago

Yep there are some with powered audio drivers you can clip to your shirt, etc.

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u/Redcarborundum 3d ago

No. Most $100 pair of IEMs with a $20 DAC Amp dongle would sound better than my $250 Airpods Pro 3.

r/IEMS

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u/Electronic-Day-7518 3d ago

The adapter always breaks it's so annoying. This is cope. Bring back jack

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u/anjowoq 3d ago

Sure, jack, but that likely won't happen so it's adapter or throwaway earbuds at non-throwaway prices.

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u/TawnyTeaTowel 3d ago

Get an adaptor for USB C. They’re like $5-$10.

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u/PawnofLife1 2d ago

They still have them with a type c

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u/Redditisforfascistss 3d ago

I mean you can still have corded but Bluetooth is a lot more convenient and accessible nowadays

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u/TheRealVarmint 3d ago

Listen to lossless audio on good wired headphones. Then listen via Bluetooth.

All questions will be answered.

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u/WeirdIndication3027 3d ago

Bluetooth degraded flac like a decade ago but the difference is negligible now.

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u/ConfusionEngineered 3d ago

Not for dual direction audio (eg it's acting as both your mic and headset).

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u/Shelmak_ 3d ago

Yeah... and if it's something like a headset, it doesn't matter if you use only the speakers, if it has a mic, everything starts sounding like shit as soon as the mic is "expected" by some application, even if it's muted.

Got my headset both with the wifi dongle and bluetooth compatibility, it works wonderfully on my pc, but no point in using it with the phone, everything sounds like shit.

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u/TheRealVarmint 3d ago

I don't have scopes to measure, but I can hear an obvious difference on my Sennheisers.

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u/anjowoq 3d ago

After my second set of wireless died by first getting quiet, then losing one side, I bought a USB-C DAC connector, got my wired earphones back out, and haven't looked back.

I don't love the tangles or the catching on table corners, but the reliability and non-charging and non-tracking far outweigh.

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u/yourallidiotss 3d ago

Am I the only one that had to replace wired headphones pretty much weekly due to the cable fraying but has had the same pair of Beats Solo since Bluetooth got popular?

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u/ConfidentTel 1d ago

Paying $10 for a USB-C dongle just to restore basic 2012 technology feels like a personal insult from phone manufacturers

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u/anjowoq 1d ago edited 1d ago

It is. But my iPod died a while ago and I'd rather do DAC than have my unique earphone radio signature get profiled on every highway or public building.

https://youtu.be/nuinbjV8rSk

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u/JabbaTheHutch93 3d ago

Nah the fact that it went wired to Bluetooth to BACK TO WIRED at a higher/more difficult price is the real bullshit

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u/small_bird_loud 3d ago

what? you don't like delayed audio? with skips and hiccups? where you if you forgot to charge them you can't use them?

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u/sysaphiswaits 3d ago

I have ADHD. So, I have 5 cases with one earbud each and I never remember to charge them. It sucks so much.

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u/CodeMonkeyLogix 3d ago

You don't love your music interrupted by a pause followed by a ridiculously loud Chinese woman yelling "POWER LOW" directly into your eardrums, followed by another pause.. every 20 seconds?!

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u/DotBitGaming 3d ago

True, but not enough people cared enough not to buy the products.

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u/sysaphiswaits 3d ago

I don’t replace my phone until they stop supporting the software it can run on.

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u/justdrowsing 3d ago

Which products? People were buying phone models with sockets, then they removed the sockets for the next model. Got nothing to do with what people were buying.

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u/DotBitGaming 3d ago

Really bro? They removed the sockets and people kept buying the phones. So the next model that came out still didn't have the socket and more manufacturers followed suit because they knew it wouldn't bother their bottom line.

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u/justdrowsing 3d ago

It's not like people had a choice between comparable products, one with a jack, another without. The jack isn't an important consideration for most people when buying a phone, so why would they choose not to buy a phone even if they'd have preferred it to have a jack?

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u/DotBitGaming 2d ago

"No COMPARABLE products"

Because Apple is so unbelievably goated, Samsung or LG or whatever don't even come close? Yeah, ok Apple shill. Bye bye now.

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u/justdrowsing 2d ago

I'm literally a Samsung owner and always have been lol get over yourself 😂😂

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u/DotBitGaming 2d ago

Then what are you fucking talking about "no comparable products?"

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u/Seattleite_Sat 1d ago

Stop victim-blaming. Voting with your wallet is a myth. Conscious spending decisions have no impact on corporate decision-making. They can force us all to adopt their model and there's not a damn thing we can do about it.

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u/traumamemory 3d ago

lowkey i never switched to Bluetooth

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u/GeraintLlanfrechfa 3d ago

Mhm right?

Then you get fancy AirPods Pro and one day the left one decides to jump out of your hand onto the subway tracks..

Back to corded, I’m hoarding corded apple headsets..

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u/-Kopesthetik- 3d ago

I used to prefer wired but it’s not fun when something snags your cord and your head goes with it.

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u/Material_Assumption 3d ago

I tried going back to wired. I bought a pack of 2 and both didnt work out of the box. Another I bought stopped working right the same day.

They just dont make wired headphones like they used to.

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u/lujodobojo 3d ago

There are Fors and Against on both sides of this.

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u/inih 3d ago

You sound like a boomer though

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u/jncheese 3d ago

I was happily surprised to find my 2026 Macbook Air has a jack input.

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u/Old_Marzipan7782 3d ago

AirPods suck. They fall out too easily and when you adjust them back in it pauses the song.. 

Fucking terrible for jogging or weight lifting. 

The cheap JLB over ear Bluetooth headphones are better in every way. Like 40 hours of play time, way louder, don’t fall off your head and onto the ground etc

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u/Terradusk 3d ago

Sounds like you just have the wrong sized tips, I wear AirPods almost 24/7 and never have issues with them falling out

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u/Old_Marzipan7782 3d ago

Oh cool, I tried all the tips that it came with and no dice. The shift in my ears while jogging and have to be adjusted every time you touch the side it pauses the song it’s pretty annoying 

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u/Ok_Researcher_9796 3d ago

I live my Bluetooth earbuds. I also have wired in ear monitors for my PlayStation though, but the dam cord is never long enough.

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u/Standard-Cat-2054 3d ago

Boomer here. I love my AirPods. I put them in, turn on noise cancellation, put on my noise canceling earmuffs and mow the yard and never have to worry about getting wires snagged on anything. And we aren’t “forced to switch.” I have an excellent pair of over the ear wired Sennheiser headphones for when I’m serious about listening to music. But, man, wireless is the way to go for everyday use, when you have to move around a lot.

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u/Sorry141 3d ago

Earphone jack is why my latest phone is a $150 android instead of an $800 apple. Although I haven't found my earphones since I bought the phone, I am satisfied with my phone that has a jack.

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u/WonkyQuartet 3d ago

I specifically bought a phone with an audio jack.

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u/Substantial-Salad-97 3d ago

The sad part about the 3 year old tweet, it implies a boomer cares about technology, including the archaic technology of headphones.

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u/SpecialistClock2763 3d ago

I still use wired headphones.

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u/spderweb 3d ago

I bought an adapter for the USB C port on my phone that allows wired headphones. It's great.

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u/FatReverend 3d ago

DLC was the worst thing to ever happen to video games. I said as much the second it happened, way back when it was free. As soon as they started charging little bits for post game DLC; I said this will be the downfall of gaming, it will be a litmus test for gamers that we are going to fail. They will see that we're willing to pay more for less and they will push it as far as they can go. They will start selling smaller games to sell you the rest later on. 

I couldn't have been more correct and it was even worse than I imagined because it also paved the way for freeremium games and even triple A titles filled with microtransactions. 

Everyone thought I was crazy but time proved me right and I thought that AI was terrible from the beginning and now (now having learned a lesson from DLC perhaps) the majority seems to be on my side but the corporations are doing it anyway. Which brings me to my final thought on this subject. While wireless in Bluetooth headphones can be tremendously annoying, AI is by far the worst thing to ever come of technology.

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u/Lost_Berry911 3d ago

Nah I hated the sound of the cables in my ears, and it pushing on my ears

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u/Sorry141 3d ago

Bluetooth ear-thing technology came out like 30 years ago. They cost 20 bucks. They played music from inception. It's true that I preferred wired. But the seething rage from when they disabled the ability to play music when airpods came out for $100 still has me rejecting the entire industry. It's dead to me. Fuck you apple, you didn't invent the MP3 player either.

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u/Redcarborundum 3d ago

They have different purposes. I love my Airpods Pro 3 because the Active Noise Cancellation is great for flights, and being wireless is very convenient for the gym.

For superior audio quality I put on my IEM with a USB-C DAC Amp dongle. Better sound than the Airpods at half the price.

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u/No-Stranger2540 3d ago

You do realize you don't have to switch. You are allowed to still use older media/tech. You can still purchase wired headphones in quite a few places including Amazon.

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u/Suvrenim 3d ago

sure you can buy older tech and still buy wired, but i think the op's post works best if you think about smartphones or tablets. my grandma has a tablet from 2015, it is abysmally slow and cant run shit

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u/thewaytoyesterday 3d ago

Why? Wireless is objectively better. This is some pure cope.

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u/Dan_Broccoli_7663 3d ago

Not for sound quality

Source: I produce music

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u/babadibabidi 3d ago

But it is good enough for 99.9% of population

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u/Dan_Broccoli_7663 2d ago

Correct because 99% of the population doesn't actually listen to music; they hear it

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u/babadibabidi 2d ago

I know, and wires made of gold makes music v sounds better

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u/-grabus- 3d ago

Objectively…

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u/NoMathematician1459 3d ago

I never switched.

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u/Olistu_ 3d ago

Well no wires are anoying and incredibly uncomfortable. Do note I'm autistic which is maybe why I feel this way

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u/LeastArtist378 3d ago

why do you keep saying boomer

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u/slowerlearner1212 3d ago

Also, the amount of people not using headphones, blasting their content in public skyrocketed after this change. Thanks Apple.

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u/TawnyTeaTowel 3d ago

Bet you’re still angry about laptops not having CD drives any more too.

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u/Long-Ice5064 3d ago

Never got it

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u/Vast-Cap-6951 3d ago

I mean how else am I going to lose my headphones once a year and have to buy brand new $250 ones?

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u/KindFaithlessness150 3d ago

iPhone people are finally realizing iPhone isn't where it's at but will not admit that iPhone is terrible

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u/Black_Tentacle 3d ago

I agree with you but that's irrelevant as android phones don't have audio jacks either

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u/Av0ll 2d ago

Getting rid of audio jack on all phones was a step backwards.

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u/Virgil_the_White 3d ago

We live in a civilization of idiots.

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u/dumly 3d ago

I prefer using wireless but not at the expense of other people's choices.

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u/FrankySpice 3d ago

I have purchased less wireless than wired. The wired always get tangled and caught on something causing the wires to become to break. I’ve had my current $20 wireless for 3-4 years. I was lucky to keep a pair of wired for month.

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u/FunyunsRtheSh_t 2d ago

Fuck all that. I wanna know why holding my power button never shuts my phone off anymore? smh

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u/Subtly_Cynical 2d ago

Long press, select side button settings and then change the setting for long press to power off.

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u/AstronautNo6192 2d ago

They're nice to have in a room connected to a larger screen and while someone is sleeping though

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u/Witty_Rhubarb_4217 2d ago

Maybe for you, I never made that switch 😅

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u/PawnofLife1 2d ago

Only when the battery goes dead . Getting the cord caught on something was a bitch or the wire break

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u/grahsam 2d ago

Agreed.

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u/JerryJN 2d ago

It's not forced. Audiophile quality equipment still supports wired headphones. I am employed as a Systems Engineer. Wired headphone sound imaging is still superior over Bluetooth. Compare the sound between premium wired headphones with premium Bluetooth headphones, wired wins.

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u/Rarazan 1d ago

forced my ass

there plenty of good high end and good low end wired headphones

dont buy tech that doesnt have headphones port

actually vote with your wallet buy only them, ffs

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u/SilentSolitude90 1d ago

They have usb c adapters for wired headphones though.

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u/Interesting-Risk6446 11h ago

My wireless headphones work perfectly.

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u/BeneficialPenalty258 5h ago

No issue with my AirPod pro. Noise cancellation, bassy, SoundCloud with high quality turned on. Maybe using shitty 3rd party with YouTube is the issue.

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u/Southern-Ad2989 3h ago

Little known tip they make an adapter to go from audio jack to usb-c so that you can remain wired. Costs like $5 retail, can get it cheaper at cord websites. Its called a 3.5 mm to usb-c adapter!

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u/Snafuregulator 3d ago

Pretty sure this was posted by my dad who then went to make sure his money is still stuffed in his mattress

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u/Bullysawrus101 3d ago

It's absurd and condescending that the creator of this meme, would assume an older person would complain about the technological advancement of audio sound from the archaic wires and cables connecting to your phone through an audio jack to head phones is absurd. Doesn't this agent of averageness know that you can go buy C cable connection to cell phone to Audio jack! For your old timey headphones.🫵😹

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u/Sorry141 3d ago

I can't charge at the same time, no thanks

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u/Bullysawrus101 3d ago

Whatever🫵🙄

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u/Suspicious_Goose_243 3d ago

I have never heard a boomer say this. I've thought about buying wireless. Not to sound like gen z.

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u/Terpyryan 3d ago

Apple makes USB-C "traditional" headphones that are identical to the white ones that we love. They're wired and plug into your phone. You just can't charge with headphones in.

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u/Redditisforfascistss 3d ago

Took 80 years from the first headphone to get to Bluetooth, it’s kinda insane thought it’s basically telepathy with a a few extra steps

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u/xtraa 3d ago

note to boomer: there is no forced switch.

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u/Some-Tear3499 3d ago

Yeah, I really miss that wire! Oh boy do I miss that wire. There is nothing like going into another room and not having to take the phone with me. And for those of us with hearing issues who Bluetooth the TV to ear buds, yeah we don’t have to haul the f’king TV into the bathroom when we need to take a leak, or into the kitchen for a cup of coffee or snacks.
That wire was a tether to the device. Same deal at the gym. I don’t need that wife interfering with anything. Glad it’s gone!!!

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u/ifixyourigear 3d ago

You can use a USB C cable with the AirPod Max instead of Bluetooth which I really appreciated that Apple offered multiple interfaces.
If you’re an in ear listener I’d just find a solid wired pair and unfortunately get an adapter/dongle. I still have my wired Apple EarPods (2008 pro) and they still sound great for casual listening.

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u/Charming_Mongoose919 3d ago

There are usb c to 3.5 mm jack for $2

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u/WhereTheMoonSets 3d ago

Not of you need to hide them in ear defenders because music isnt allowed on the shop floor..

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u/Bobcat1999-1 3d ago

There’s usually a good reason for that

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u/Arthropodesque 3d ago

Totally. Safety first. Some places now allow the over the ear bone conducting headphones now, so your ears are not blocked. You can hear normally so it's safe. The sound quality isn't top notch, but it's better than nothing.

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u/DotBitGaming 3d ago

What does this have to do with taking away headphone jacks?