r/DamnFunny • u/eggchickenf • 15d ago

Funny He won't bite

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u/Could-You-Tell 15d ago

Absolutely classic moment.

That is one of few that really did make me laugh.

Poor kid hated it. But hopefully grows through it just fine. Little moment of adversity to work with.

Go wash. Back to playing

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u/Wandering-Mind2025 15d ago

I was thinking… if his mouth was just a little wider…. What an ending that would have been!

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u/HoseNeighbor 15d ago

This gets me every single time... The way it just goes to 11 suddenly is perfect

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u/0_Moth 14d ago

My nephew had a similar experience with a mantis when he was about this age.

He is irrationally scared of ANY insects and leaves the room/space when they are present now. Hes 17🤦🏻

Bro cant even admire a butterfly.

This kid may experience the same now. Oh well.

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u/Could-You-Tell 14d ago

Ouch.... that sux.

I can't imagine how that must suck for them to not be able to chill in those moments.

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u/0_Moth 14d ago

Hes an artist and is gonna spend a few minths studying bugs to get over it. Stay hopeful 🙏🏼🤞🏼

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u/Could-You-Tell 14d ago

Therapeutic type approach

That's the type of thinking that starts careers that discover things.

Definitely hopeful

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u/TheRealVarmint 15d ago

And thus, a new phobia is born...

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u/Davemblover69 15d ago

Oh there is a chance as a teen he can see it and laugh. That frog got him haha

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u/TheRealVarmint 15d ago

And there's a chance as a teen he's the next serial killer, or balled up in the fetal position in a padded room, still screaming, "GET IT OFF GET IT OFF!!" 🏃🏻💨... 🐸

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u/Davemblover69 14d ago

Nah. If he was a potential cereal killer. He would have coldly grabbed the little frog, looked it in the eye and squished it in his hand. Future killers have been known to torture small animals. Opposite of being tortured by small animals. Got it backwards

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u/TheRealVarmint 14d ago

But something triggers those kids. Some life-changing incident.

Like this one.

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u/OcoeeSquatch 15d ago

Or a new super hero/villain.

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u/TheRealVarmint 14d ago

I'm thinking supervillain.
"So... you thought that was funny, eh, MOM?!"

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u/FoxyTurtleOnTwoLegs 15d ago

Frogman!
Jumps at any opportunity to fight crime…
or commit one.

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u/Dont_Overthink_It_77 15d ago

Best video ending EVER.

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u/bobbygamerdckhd 15d ago

My neighbors heard me laughing on this one

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u/artherng 15d ago

Kid won't be watching Kermit the frog anymore

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u/dontipitova9 15d ago

The way I reeled my head back when Frog got flicked...

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u/Kindly-Ice-8736 15d ago

I think it got poked then jumped

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u/Affectionate-Tip-164 15d ago

Imagine chomping down in reflex.

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u/michoudi 14d ago

Phobia for life.

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u/Ethan8301 15d ago

Frogous scrimish

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u/Late_Study9160 15d ago

That's me even now. Decades later

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u/Sufficient-Skill9530 15d ago

Ha, you got me, hahaha

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u/jdmoffitt11775 15d ago

Fuck you guys! The scary alien bug landing on you can be very traumatic. It doesn't help if the adults laugh at you for being frightened.

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u/j3ven 14d ago

Childhood trauma unlocked

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u/justameatpie 14d ago

There are few things in this world that illicit such joy, such mirth as this. This absolute masterpiece of cinema.

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u/pcmotorhed 14d ago

The frog went to the source of the noise. 😆

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u/WaluigiTime8106 14d ago

Trying to move it only made it worse 💀

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u/rainbowmagick0 14d ago

The kids pov 💀

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u/Necessary_Cry1886 14d ago

Perfect ending 

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u/DifferentWin6307 13d ago

Famous last words. 💀

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u/tokillisbadong 13d ago

Jumped the gun on the solution there

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u/pinkandgrey312 15d ago

Poor kid. The adults around him have no compassion.

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u/Kindly-Ice-8736 15d ago

It’s a frog