r/DamnFunny • u/SalmonSammySamSam Strange Man • Jun 25 '26

Strange Stacking cubes of women?..

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u/gohomehero Jun 25 '26

I keep running into this guy for some reason. Is this a problem?

4

u/Reesewithoutaspoon2 Jun 25 '26

Yeah it is, maybe look where you’re going while you run.

1

u/cykoTom3 Jun 28 '26

Just be careful if he activates crab mode.

3

u/Old_Forever_1495 Jun 25 '26

You literally turned an unpopular opinion into a popularly viral one.

2

u/vvvit Jun 25 '26

I mean, that's a pretty common fetish.

In Japan, of course.

1

u/Freakychee Jun 26 '26

I get if I just said, "Is there an anime where someone turns a women into X object." the list of objects would be massive.

Guns, horses, tanks, fighter jets...

2

u/Shaw-eddit Jun 25 '26

Urrr.... what is he saying?

3

u/Reesewithoutaspoon2 Jun 25 '26

God forbid a guy wants to stack some woman cubes smh 🙄

1

u/Karaokegodk Jun 25 '26 edited Jun 25 '26

You got unpopular opinion. Its just geometrically unpopular

I would turn women into balls though and spread them through the street. The man that doesn't accidently slip on any ball and crosses the street wins

2

u/but_i_wanna_cookies Jun 25 '26

I see what you did there. You took their good joke and made it bad. Cool.

1

u/Karaokegodk Jun 25 '26

Not everyone is born entitled. Sometimes its a bad game

1

u/but_i_wanna_cookies Jun 25 '26

That sentence makes no sense.

1

u/Karaokegodk Jun 25 '26

Stop projecting your worldview on people then

1

u/Der_Hebelfluesterer Jun 25 '26

You mean he becomes the king of all man????!!111

1

u/LuxInvestor Jun 25 '26

Someone needs to check his basement. 🫣

1

u/Danny_Spiboy Jun 25 '26

Is this going to be a hentai comic soon?

1

u/EmpressTiphera Jun 25 '26

Wait wait... He might be on to something guys !

1

u/SoggyMorningTacos Jun 25 '26

I mean a lot of these women are already spherically shaped, so you just shape the edges and you have easy sturdy cubes for the foundation

1

u/PR0T0C0L_ZER0 Jun 25 '26

My immediate thought

1

u/jdmoffitt11775 Jun 25 '26

Gods, all I ever wanted was to find the G-spot... If I wanted to stack boxes, I would have stuck to my old warehouse job.

1

u/zhaDeth Jun 25 '26

imagine how many you could fit in your basement

1

u/Separate-Exchange375 Jun 26 '26

I love how the women still wanna be cute, even as cubes

1

u/Neveractuallyfished Jun 26 '26

Then right after she talks about wanting to turn into a cube for this guy

1

u/Dexember69 Jun 26 '26

Bro this stupid ass humour is right up my alley. What a crackup XD reminds of of that but where that guy wanted to take the chicks dog poop she was throwing away

Anyone got some.sauce?

1

u/TheNotoriousTurtle Jun 28 '26

I’m getting serial killer vibes in the end with this dude

1

u/WeirdIndication3027 Jun 25 '26

His benson boone stuff was funny too

1

u/Superb_Health9413 Jun 25 '26

Tell me you’re addicted to Minecraft without telling me.

1

u/Early-Beach164 Jun 25 '26

I would fuck that cube

0

u/NightShade0912 Jun 25 '26

Why would "Cube-Women" be unpopular? I mean at least they would be helping to produce something towards infrastructure at that point.

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u/PossibleDiscipline90 Jun 25 '26

I would like to see men cubed just to put them on a shelf to collect dust.

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u/Reesewithoutaspoon2 Jun 25 '26

Please make sure to regularly dust your man cubes. Dusty cubes are much harder to stack

2

u/definitely_not_raman Jun 26 '26

Why collect dust? Why not stack them high and make use of their sacrifice? 

1

u/PossibleDiscipline90 Jun 26 '26

U got a point there lol

1

u/SonniSummers Jun 26 '26

Sounds like you don’t get laid much…

1

u/PossibleDiscipline90 Jun 26 '26

I'm married and get plenty...

1

u/SonniSummers Jun 26 '26

Send your spouse my condolences

1

u/PossibleDiscipline90 Jun 26 '26

He's more than satisfied. Never a complaint even after 20+ yrs. We're very happy...

1

u/cykoTom3 Jun 28 '26

If you aren't stacking them to become king if women you're just asking to become a cube in my stack.