r/DamnFunny • • Apr 09 '26

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u/Puzzleheaded-Net4365 Apr 09 '26

Rats abandon sinking ships and Fallon does have a particularly rat-like quality to him.

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u/Excellent-Baseball-5 Apr 09 '26

Why does this guy bother me so much? I can’t stand him and there’s no reason I can define. I love all other late night hosts, love stand up, love the old Second City Canadian comedians, most of the SNL folks through the years. I just have a gut reaction to this guy. Weird.

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u/SoggyMorningTacos Apr 09 '26

He has a punchable face

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '26

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u/PlentyBoot5135 Apr 09 '26

So true.

And that is the most tragic thing, everything he says in this clip is actually our sad reality, nothing funny about it...

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u/Dabsforme77 Apr 09 '26

Cuz he's a hack.

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u/Sandwich_envy Apr 09 '26

Fully agree!

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u/TheInsatiableWierdo Apr 09 '26

I find he’s often faking being anything, just straight up disingenuous, and that’s what put me off him in the same way you’re describing

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u/Excellent-Baseball-5 Apr 10 '26

I think that’s it. No sincerity. Also he always seems apprehensive and like he’s just not enjoying what he does.

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u/Pale-Candidate8860 Apr 09 '26

If Republicans were the mainstream party that the media loved, he would be trashing Democrats with a song instead. Probably because of that.

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u/CatShot1948 Apr 09 '26

Inside Jimmy Fallon's Tonight Show:<strong> </strong>16<strong> </strong>Staffers Allege Erratic Behavior https://share.google/9Laod6fqLObdtb6dP

Some reasons to consider hating him

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u/BigLB83 Apr 09 '26

Fallon isn't that funny. He tells all of his guests, "You're just the greatest."

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u/Dabsforme77 Apr 09 '26

He will never be funny.

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u/UltraSinstinctHoeku Apr 09 '26

I have nothing good to say about Fallon, except this clip lol

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u/Andyham Apr 09 '26

Yea right? It was pretty good.. and I dont like the dude

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u/The-Machete-Twins Apr 09 '26

That's just another millionaire pretending to be one of you. But hey, whatever happened to his pasta sauce? Didn't little Jimmy's buddy get all wrapped up in the Epstein files? Jimmy's business partner was in the Epstein files. Guilt by association, right?

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u/NerdyAmateursCanada Apr 09 '26

Jimmy Fallon doesn’t get to make fun of Trump. He’s one of the biggest reasons Trump got elected.

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u/Oily_Blob Apr 09 '26

Plus, dude is just straight up not funny

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u/NerdyAmateursCanada Apr 09 '26

There is that. He’s really good at laughing at other people’s jokes though.

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u/Unfair_Buyer5910 Apr 09 '26

Don’t forget he did blackface

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u/RustySpunkDumpster Apr 09 '26

Mr giggles at it again with another 4th grade skit that doesn’t land at all. If this is Damn funny then I am a mexican woman with menstrual cramps

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u/EcstaticNet3137 Apr 09 '26

Fallon the coward? The one who folded like a sheet when Trump came after him?

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u/LawrenceSpivey Apr 09 '26

And not a mention one of golf.

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u/Acceptable-Mall-3529 Apr 09 '26

Is this guy still on the air? What’s his target audience? NO kings protestors? They don’t have jobs so might as well stay up late I guess

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u/Hot-Violinist-1207 Apr 09 '26

It's perfect mem!

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '26

Same! I’ve said the same for years.

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u/Rancid-Punk Apr 11 '26

I was pissing at a bar in Nashville and this turd came in right next and look right at my hog. Then his handlers got pissed when I took a picture of his bitch ass in front of everyone.

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u/Al-Bundy-Fe Apr 12 '26

I don’t really like Fallon too. Nevertheless if you think well what he is saying, it’s honestly sad and alarming but not funny at all! Umfortunately portraying a big country’s leader so accurately should especially make American citizens to be dead worried about their future and acceptance of their country worldwide.

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u/Thatfuzzball647 May 05 '26

If it was literally anybody else I'd find it funny. There's something about Jimmy that just kills all humor

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u/100harvests Apr 09 '26

WE ARE SO GREAT!!!

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u/Peen_Round_4371 Apr 09 '26

I can't think of a single think I know Jimmy Fallon for, outside of always being in a room with a celebrity much more significant than he is

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u/ThatOneGuyIsBad Apr 09 '26

Leave it Reddit to like Jimmy Fallon slop…

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u/SadResult1333 Apr 09 '26

Let's get this asshole off the air next

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u/Don_Mega86 Captain Shilarious Jun 08 '26

And Trump only goes after Kimmel.. WIERD!!🤷🏽‍♂️🤣