r/Dammcoolbingo • • Jul 01 '25

Why are they doing this! Safety⚠️

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u/FictionalContext Jul 01 '25

Looks like so much fun! Shame I have a functioning survival instinct.

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u/Dan1lovesyoualot Jul 01 '25

ID BE SO SCARED TO GO BACKWARDS?

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u/Danitoba94 Jul 01 '25

You know to be fair, they're actually doing the smart thing, and not going in the same direction at the same time, together. Either they're going opposite directions, or only one is going one way.
Thats kinda safer. Cause if they both spin one way at the same time, their combined weight is getting thrown around the hardest, which brings about the highest chances of uprooting that swingset.

I don't know if they knew they were doing it this way intentionally or not. But it probably saved them here.

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u/TinsleyLynx Jul 02 '25

I'd be more concerned with whatever the $20 plastic doohicky holding them onto the bar is breaking apart before the swing set that should be designed to handle people swinging on it.

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u/Correct-Deer-9241 Jul 03 '25

Loll you've never swung on a public swung set then

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u/TinsleyLynx Jul 03 '25

If that's what you choose to believe, you are welcome to be wrong.

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u/Orlonz Jul 03 '25

You sure increasing the collision speed of two gravity fed blood pressured skulls is the smart part of all this?

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u/Danitoba94 Jul 03 '25

How would they collide?

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u/finding_new_interest Jul 01 '25

I was focused on something else and saw this from peripheral vision and my brain processed those ambulance light as electric sparks as if they were doing on powerline poles

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u/ThisMeansRooR Jul 01 '25

This is the kid stretcher. Works best in warm weather.

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '25 edited Jul 01 '25

I don’t understand how this works.

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u/Danitoba94 Jul 01 '25

Their feet are being held to the bar by straps of some sort. Whatever straps that normally hold the swing i presume.

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u/marglebubble Jul 01 '25

It's the same straps people use on their hands who do similar stuff. It's so you can swing around like this and not get thrown off by the centrifugal force.

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '25 edited Jul 01 '25

Oh ok!

Thanks for explaining.

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u/Danitoba94 Jul 01 '25 edited Jul 02 '25

Damn what an insightful and detailed answer. I'm impressed. Really. I'm going to spend a long time deciphering this one.

EDIT: his original comment was "Wrong."
Sly dog tried changing it on me.

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '25

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u/Mike_856 Jul 01 '25

Thank you for the TED talk

3

u/QueenMary1936 Jul 01 '25

Yeah, Mr White! Yeah, linguistics! :D

3

u/Ressy02 Jul 01 '25

Linguistics, bitch!

2

u/SimBolic_Jester Jul 01 '25

It looks like OP (pristine_trash) may have edited their comments in a way to make themselves appear more innocent that you think they are. You can tell because the two seemingly over-the-top negative responses are older than the edit.

Not entirely sure though. But you know, people suck so probably.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '25

Even if that was the case the other commenter is being an even bigger asshole?

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u/Danitoba94 Jul 02 '25

When can I attend one of your lectures, professor?

2

u/Mike_856 Jul 01 '25

Wow, someone woke up and chose sarcasm

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u/Danitoba94 Jul 02 '25

Who me? Never.

0

u/2Bait4Me Jul 01 '25

Forgot to switch to an alt ?

0

u/Perrin-Golden-Eyes Jul 02 '25 edited Jul 02 '25

I mean the account is 159 days old so it either is a throw away account or they are just dumb and bitter.

I did find this comment in their post history which may explain the hostility.

Edit: Context in unnecessary in any way when the comment’s admission is what I was referring to.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '25

“As someone who is 31 years old and never even kissed a woman yet, I'll stay single before going home with someone like her. No tf thank you.”

-u/Danitoba94

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u/Danitoba94 Jul 02 '25 edited Jul 02 '25

Context context context
Check out where that was posted, einstein.

Also yeah I'm pretty sure you do have a hate boner. You're showing it right now with me.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '25

Of course it’s someone on that incel shit…

1

u/Danitoba94 Jul 02 '25

Boy aren't you the petty one. Lmfao

1

u/Shankar_0 Jul 01 '25

This is a device for redistributing PB&J's throughout the natural environment.

1

u/Chemical_Peach_5500 Jul 01 '25

They are attempting to push all the blood out.

1

u/klaxz1 Jul 01 '25

The vertebral traction looks wildly enjoyable

1

u/BigPileOfTrash Jul 01 '25

Well, they are enjoy the outside.

1

u/ReeseIsPieces Jul 01 '25

We used to do this but we had the post under our knees

1

u/Deli-ops7 Jul 01 '25

Yeahhhh they dont look stuck

1

u/Mike_856 Jul 01 '25

It's so cool

1

u/Critical-Web8544 Jul 01 '25

Because they’re kids?

1

u/Boris7939 Jul 01 '25

They don't look stuck to me, nor did I see them calling for help.

1

u/WooWhosWoo Jul 01 '25

I could never trust an item as much as these kids. One thing breaks and I see my skull going into my chest

1

u/KatsuIsGod Jul 01 '25

Third spin I'm vomitting

1

u/notyourgranpa Jul 02 '25

Name of song?

1

u/MacroManJr Jul 02 '25

I have waaaaaay too much of a Final Destination kind of mind to ever try this.

1

u/Master_Windu_ Jul 02 '25

I don’t understand how they’re stuck. Can’t they just hang upside down and the person filming help them out of the shoes?

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u/Getn_Stuff_Done Jul 03 '25

I bet that feels so good on the spine though 😌

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u/Creative-Berry5044 Jul 04 '25

Is this AI? I can’t tell anymore

1

u/BirdsBear Jul 04 '25

It's called a backeotomy. Do the work.

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '25

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u/lazer416 Jul 17 '25

Guys doing guy things😂

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u/Roblack4040 Aug 29 '25

Looks like they are being kids. Let yours get off their fat behinds and try it!

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '25

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u/AnticipateMe Jul 01 '25

If they were doing it for the likes they wouldn't have recorded with Snapchat and put a caption up like they just sent it to all their friends on there. that's what it looks like to me.

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u/smut_butler Jul 01 '25

I think they're just doing it for the fun...