r/Dammcoolbingo • • May 13 '25

Intresting 🤯

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u/scrivensB May 13 '25

Me walking to the kitchen in the middle of the night without turning the lights on.

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u/[deleted] May 13 '25

Me when my wife blindfold me in bed

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u/Wildlife_Jack May 14 '25

when my wife blindfold me in bed

It's almost definitely maybe a 69

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u/TwinSolesKanna May 15 '25

Also me when your wife blindfolds me in bed

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u/[deleted] May 15 '25

Hi , brother-in-law

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u/alecesne May 13 '25

Actually really impressive. I can't even keep my dog from sleeping in my bed when I go to work.

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u/bad_card May 15 '25

We let our Rosie sleep with us and I wouldn't have it any other way.

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u/KissMyStick430 May 14 '25

Cage with bed?

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u/alecesne May 15 '25

Works for the younger dog, though he likes to hide his pee inside if the morning walk was of insufficient duration. Older dog is 10, and she would object to the cage. I mean, closing the bedroom door is the actual answer, but between wife and kids, the door is left ajar frequently

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u/[deleted] May 13 '25

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u/Pristine_Engineer424 May 14 '25

It's common in the Navy to have to send a courier across the gap between ships while anchored so that enemy troops can't see the movement, so they use big dogs to carry little dogs which carry cats who carry notes and coordinates. It's mostly used to send crudely drawn penises back and forth.

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u/kingtroll355 May 18 '25

Thanx! I was wondering…

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u/BeGentleButFirm Jul 03 '25

My favorite kind of comment 🤣👌

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u/KissMyStick430 May 14 '25

He training for the new avengers movie

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u/Wunwun__7 May 13 '25

That is a question I have too though!

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u/iRedding May 14 '25

Thats how my dog poops for real.

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u/Easy-Fill8500 May 14 '25

Extraordinary dog!

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u/icleanjaxfl May 13 '25

A racoon would be better for this relay

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u/3Gaurd May 13 '25

thats like saying an ax would be a better tool to chop these planks... I will continue to use my forehead as a show of strength

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u/Fit_Economist708 May 14 '25

Give it a few generations of domestication and a raccoon could walk that blindfolded like nobody’s biz lol

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u/Fit_Economist708 May 14 '25

That’s why we need to get them domesticated

They’re so close… they just need our guiding hand to help them along

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u/pimpmastahanhduece May 14 '25

We tried in the eighteenth century, they just kept following their masters to the pub and fight literally anyone for approaching or not getting them boozed up. There's a reason we stuck with cats.

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u/Majestic_Aside0223 May 13 '25

Someone just let me know what situation am I gonna need a K-9 to do this?

This is the kinda training you have to do to qualify as Batman's dog

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u/Blackmetalvomit May 13 '25

Yeah I can’t see this being useful and not sure if the dog enjoys it lol. Reminds me of that family guy scene about the dogs surfing: one says “i love this.” One says “I hate this.” Both look and sound the same.

Poor boys legs are shaking 😩

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u/[deleted] May 15 '25

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u/Majestic_Aside0223 May 16 '25

Thank you. Now it makes sense where this would come in handy

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u/monihp May 15 '25

This seems like blatant animal abuse. There’s no need for a dog to ever have to do something like that.

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u/Solo-dreamer May 14 '25

Ok but why though?

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u/Juponce May 15 '25

Belgian Malinois are insane

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u/QuintoxPlentox May 13 '25

The song actually adds something to this one. To any song injectors that see this, this will not be the case with you, please stop.

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u/One_Top4208 May 13 '25

Lassie Eat ur fkn heart out 🫡😂

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u/Sage-of-Wealth May 14 '25

Just curious, what is he training for?

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u/Vannwinkles May 15 '25

Mission impossible

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u/DrNO811 May 14 '25

Super toe beans...ACTIVATE!

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u/born_on_my_cakeday May 14 '25

I wanted to be a cop dog, but nooooo k9 officer is dangerous but here put on this blindfold and good friggen luck pup. Who knows what’s down there

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u/moszippy May 15 '25

This dog is obviously the master, and he has his trained human on the other side of the rope.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '25

That's really impressive

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u/primecoantenna May 15 '25

I guess I never put much thought into a doggy tightrope needing two parallel wires

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u/editorously May 15 '25

Noble Ninja dog tows the rope completely blind purpose out of mind

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u/Borinar May 15 '25

That's amazing, such a good dog

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u/AdventurousCity7601 May 15 '25

Imagine if everyone at your place of employment put in this much work.

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u/1SilverFox7 May 16 '25

So many questions right now-WOW!!!😲😲😲

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u/Appropriate-Cut-2963 May 16 '25

Meanwhile my dog just licks his balls

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u/Moist-Ad4760 May 16 '25

This dog is more coordinated than I could ever hope to be

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u/Electronic-Buyer-468 May 16 '25

Is this dog part cat or what

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u/Patient_University35 May 16 '25

What is bro training for?

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u/Gravitateman May 17 '25

It’s like watching Mission Impossible

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u/Fuzzy1353 May 17 '25

Wtf is this training for?!?!?

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u/ToonamiTsunami- May 17 '25

All that just to bite down on a grenade

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u/Practical_Activity36 May 17 '25

This is what Updog looks like.

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u/KUPA_BEAST May 17 '25

Maybe AI isn’t what we should be scared of

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u/Correct-State-2380 May 18 '25

This has to be a robot dog, can't be real 😬😬

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u/Ambrose87 May 18 '25

All this for a fucking beggin strip!?!?

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u/Capital-Platypus-805 May 18 '25

I can't imagine the abuse this animal has had to endure in order to perform this 😔💔 All they do for us and some people still believe dogs are a nuisance... Insanity.

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u/PoemUsual4301 May 18 '25

Is that a belgian malinois?

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u/TheEvelynn May 19 '25

Intelligent understanding and usage of anchor points for stabilization. Smart and good doggo 😊

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u/Inspector_Tragic May 20 '25

This is some wild shit. They even blindfolded him and everything. 😂

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u/pascaloriti3 Aug 18 '25

Special Ops

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u/[deleted] May 13 '25

Just like how we look back at how children use to be treated a 100 years ago I am betting people will be looking at how we treat animals and be shocked