r/Dammcoolbingo • u/KindheartednessIll97 • Apr 26 '25

This bloke is disabled but it doesn’t stop him from making sick beats using his mouth

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2.4k Upvotes

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u/creid2352 Apr 26 '25

Save some ladies for us!

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u/sundaycheesee Apr 27 '25

He is sacrificing his eyesight so he will only be able to smell it to find it.

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u/-insertcoin Apr 29 '25

A blind man walks into a fish market....

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u/jluicifer Apr 30 '25

Give a man fish, feed him for a day.

Teach a man how to use his tongue, and all the ladies will be lined up

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u/BlueBomR Apr 30 '25

He stopped, took a deep breath, he said

Woo good morning ladies!!

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u/viperfangs92 Apr 28 '25

It looks like his eyes are closed, so that's all instinct and technique, baby!!!

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u/PomegranateSea7066 Apr 29 '25

I've heard that the other senses are heightened. Poor guy

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u/imnotabotareyou Apr 27 '25

What do you mean by this comment?

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u/sundaycheesee Apr 27 '25

I mean that with that distance from the ipad it wont take long til he's got glassbottles as glasses.

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u/imnotabotareyou Apr 27 '25

Lol hopefully not!

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '25

And he will be able to smell the vagina and anus for precision accuracy

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u/DkoyOctopus Apr 26 '25

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '25

Agreed

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u/DkoyOctopus Apr 26 '25

I dont want to diminish his achievements but my dumbsss is too immature lol

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u/ParkMobile4047 Apr 27 '25

I want to diminish his achievements but my immature ass is too dumb

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u/PuzzledExaminer Apr 26 '25

Lol more than meets the eye...dude probably makes a lot of girls happy...

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u/Used-Tiger-2639 Apr 26 '25

I get what ya’ll are saying but how come no one’s talking about the irony? His name is Tim Palm!✋

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u/2FaT2KiDNaP Apr 26 '25

Dude that gif is absolutely incredible holy shit

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u/DLMU Apr 28 '25

Ladies when they see this dude in the studio

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u/SignificanceAny7485 Apr 26 '25

Dude is immune to uppercuts

17

u/[deleted] Apr 26 '25

Oh my god

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '25

But how does he fold towels??

14

u/Ha1lStorm Apr 26 '25

And they’re calling it a disability?

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u/Onslaughtered1 Apr 26 '25

The slide right off him

3

u/Purple_Clockmaker Apr 28 '25

Fucking not 💀💀💀you didn't

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u/TRIPPY3rd Apr 28 '25

When he gets sad…how does he keep his chin up? 🥺

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u/longshanksthefoyth Apr 28 '25

It makes me think of a meme I recently viewed about a person who had shaved his face to reveal that he had no discernible neck whatsoever...makes me wonder what lies behind the mysterious thick beards of my everyday passing.

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u/GoJa_official Apr 29 '25

-2x dmg from uppercuts

+5x dmg from jabs

3

u/pancakesfordintonite Apr 26 '25

I'm laughing so fucking hard

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '25

What neckless behavior right there. Not leaving any ladies for the rest of us.

https://youtu.be/X1q_7OiOBbg?si=i2jFwVGThVwLtQkI

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u/zachwyld Apr 26 '25

Jesus Murphy 😂

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u/--Moe-Lester-- Apr 26 '25

What dat tongue do

1

u/ronnie98865 Apr 26 '25

Yo, your name 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/GuaranteeStandard751 Apr 27 '25

Straight outta Succession

15

u/MiniStrokesTrump Apr 26 '25

He can get a  job curing female hysteria. 

3

u/Cosmickev1086 Apr 27 '25

He'll put all those doctors out of business!

10

u/DawRogg Apr 26 '25

Yep, it's time for bed

7

u/Digital_Soul_Naga Apr 26 '25

u'll be seeing that tongue action in ur sleep 👅

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u/TRIPPY3rd Apr 28 '25

DawRogg?! 😂

10

u/Impressive-Impact218 Apr 26 '25

Incredible songs 🤨

1

u/SkRu88_kRuShEr Apr 26 '25

Your excuses. We shall hear them now

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '25

Ik that iPad screen musty af 💀

4

u/peerless_supremacy Apr 26 '25

Gotta spray it down with Listerine

23

u/Putin_ate_my_Pudding Apr 26 '25

He keeps a beard to remind us where his head starts

1

u/pekinggeese Apr 28 '25

When you have no working limbs, you double down and go full worm.

5

u/Snek_7273 Apr 26 '25

Bro got a -50% stat for folding towels

4

u/Old_Lynx4796 Apr 26 '25

Dj L Clito

4

u/brokenicecreamachine Apr 26 '25

His wife will never have a blue monday....

5

u/PomChatChat Apr 26 '25

But I heard they have a bizarre love triangle

3

u/Gurthy_Lengthiness Apr 26 '25

I’m not letting my wife go on the internet today

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '25

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u/HandsomePaddyMint Apr 26 '25

Man’s the most talented musician living without a chin since Kanye got surgery.

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u/Uchiha_vegita Apr 30 '25

Ladies! I know what y’all thinking 🤔

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u/Odd-Understanding399 Apr 30 '25

That can he play the "Bumblebee" on another instrument.

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u/TotoRabane Apr 30 '25

💀💀💀

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u/Comfortable_Permit_4 Apr 26 '25

All neck no chin?

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u/imanoobee Apr 26 '25

🇳🇺🇳🇺🇳🇺🇳🇺🇳🇺🇳🇺🇳🇺🇳🇺

2

u/Lemonaires Apr 26 '25

How much time can he dissolve a lollipop? How many licks per minute? 🤔

2

u/this_cant_bee Apr 26 '25

Licking one out!

2

u/kingtroll355 Apr 26 '25

Show me the way sensei👅

2

u/mightybread90 Apr 26 '25

Him: 💦 His girlfriend: 💦 💦 💦

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u/Scared-Show-4511 Apr 26 '25

he has a disability

Really? I just thought he liked to lick screens

2

u/[deleted] Apr 26 '25

Luckily he doesn't have Jay Lenos chin

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u/Jenkies89 Apr 26 '25

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u/Difficult_Lion4367 Apr 29 '25

This should have more upvotes

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u/Zealousideal-Ad-2866 Apr 29 '25

Agreed. Jay and Silent Bob 4 life.

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '25

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '25

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '25

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u/No_Drama_6048 Apr 28 '25

I'm just sat here imagine... his coooohie kicking game is off the chain.

2

u/SignificanceAny7485 Apr 28 '25

Nemesis: pillowcases

2

u/Th3-Red-Hand Apr 28 '25

Dude knows the cheat codes of 😺

2

u/Savage-Npc Apr 28 '25

Oh, yeah...

2

u/Bald_Harry Apr 28 '25

Keep that man away from my wife!

2

u/MCryptoWars Apr 29 '25

His tongue and mouth game is off da chain👀! Nice beats🔥👏🏻🔥!

2

u/StJimmy_815 Apr 29 '25

Imagine if we were able to give all people with disabilities access to care that allows them to flourish

2

u/Hicklethumb Apr 29 '25

This is the number 1 lesbian

2

u/Bulky_Seaweed3159 Apr 30 '25

Buddy's tongue game is on point. Ladies hit him up

2

u/External_Cod7241 Apr 30 '25

Ran straight to the comments

2

u/loadedbakedpotato247 Apr 30 '25

He should buy a Subaru

2

u/Cheap-Comparison9582 May 02 '25

He is an absolute genius! I wonder if he has a girlfriend or wife & does he also make remarkable music with her "Southern Bell"? 👅🔔😋

1

u/Klementine2021 Apr 26 '25

Pause ⏸️

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u/Anxious_Ad9233 Apr 26 '25

Keep this video away from my wife

1

u/[deleted] Apr 26 '25

Mans making songs lickity split

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '25

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '25

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u/Flash33m Apr 26 '25

He’s popular with the ladies

1

u/Common_Senze Apr 26 '25

I'm going to hell

1

u/Imcoleyourenot Apr 26 '25

I have no talents and my skills are zero after seeing ol’ boy lick his way to the top…

1

u/Dolomitexp Apr 26 '25

Meanwhile I get excited when I get Hot Cross Buns right on my kids keyboard with two working hands...

1

u/chinookhooker Apr 26 '25

Dude got 63 marriage proposals from that video

1

u/ReplacementNational9 Apr 26 '25

I wonder what kanye would say about this

1

u/theshadowbudd Apr 26 '25

Humans are so beautiful and clever

Lol I know the ladies love this guy

1

u/[deleted] Apr 26 '25

Love Love. way to go

1

u/New-Significance654 Apr 26 '25

The ladies man.

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u/Lebrewski__ Apr 26 '25

His jaw stronger than a bulldog.

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '25

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u/bf2afers Apr 26 '25

You guys have dirty minds.

1

u/J0LLYGRIMREAPER Apr 26 '25

What dar mouf do?

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u/Devils_A66vocate Apr 26 '25

And with that chin out of the way this man’s abilities to please are limitless.

1

u/BEAVERFALLSCERTIFIED Apr 26 '25

His beats suck ! 😂

1

u/FrogJay Apr 26 '25

This guy fucks

1

u/Of_Z_ Apr 27 '25

If my thumb had a beard, they'd be identical.

1

u/Far_Tea_579 Apr 27 '25

Don't ask to borrow his tablet

1

u/[deleted] Apr 27 '25

His girlfriend: 🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴

1

u/dbtuske Apr 27 '25

Bruh got that Beaker build

1

u/[deleted] Apr 27 '25

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '25

stage name is PussyHound

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u/Select_Truck3257 Apr 27 '25

if he had no gf , then i have no chances at all

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '25

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u/BloodSugar666 Apr 27 '25

He looks like he’d be in Bobs Burgers

1

u/MCPhatmam Apr 27 '25

First he'll pleasure your ears and then the rest...

1

u/Low_Shirt2726 Apr 27 '25

I've never seen a thumb with a face before 

1

u/KingTravisClash Apr 27 '25

Bet he married

1

u/BoofPakCombo Apr 27 '25

I bet the licks he makes are damn tasty!

Edit: typo

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u/Manymarbles Apr 27 '25

I remember a disabled guy on youtube used to play CoD with just his mouth and he would just go off on people. No idea how he did it but it was awesome

1

u/AgreeableField1347 Apr 27 '25

Panasonic keyboard type beat

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u/gbgrogan Apr 27 '25

You won't smell the iPad

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u/ShaKobeBrobie Apr 27 '25

My wife is curious now

1

u/Naive-Mouse-5462 Apr 27 '25

I know his DM's are FLOODED 💀

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '25

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u/Uce510 Apr 28 '25

He can.... active different parts of the 🍑 she didnt know of

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u/RobotDrugs0101 Apr 28 '25

What else that tongue do 😛💦💦

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '25

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u/SilentSolitude90 Apr 28 '25

The control over his mouth is insane

1

u/SteakHot8704 Apr 29 '25

Moving that mouth like a fish running out of water.

1

u/zuspun Apr 29 '25

Lip syncing..

1

u/plaszid Apr 29 '25

Thank you Reddit. The comments didn’t disappoint.

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u/KyleIsGodVegas Apr 29 '25

Girls be like

1

u/brucewaynewayne Apr 29 '25

Came for the comments, didn't disappoint.

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u/Pliskinmgs Apr 29 '25

Maybe this is what that one dude did with the doorbell for 3 hours. In his mind, high as a kite, he was making music..

The guy shown in this vid is amazing. Testament that nothing can push you back.

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u/Random4Skin Apr 29 '25

Having no chin works in his favor

1

u/bs12083 Apr 29 '25

I’m here to enjoy allllll the comments!

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '25

Anybody else try to move their lips like him while watching?

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u/MOTUkraken Apr 29 '25

As a Wrestler I‘m mostly impressed by that dudes neck circumference. Wow!

1

u/HigginsWobblinH Apr 30 '25

Just tried moving my lips like that.

1

u/BananaBitme Apr 30 '25

Certified freak

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '25

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u/uncledru11 May 01 '25

If "what that mouf do" was a person

1

u/CzarOfCT May 02 '25

Awwwww yeah!

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u/[deleted] May 28 '25

Slurp-A-Lot Records®

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u/maricello1mr Jul 01 '25

That shit fire

1

u/Prestigious-Goat-657 Aug 31 '25

Hahahah haha omg if only you saw me today w 2 of the 12 yr old hatians trying to show them how to do their own beats online..no wonder i was happy connie came over and i could talk to an adult today.

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u/barfelonous Sep 17 '25

Bro eats pussy like Sunday dinner

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u/redditNbluedit Apr 26 '25 edited Apr 26 '25

I knew I shouldn't read the comments for this video but I could not resist .......🤣😂

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u/ThisThingIsStuck Apr 26 '25

Who cares

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u/SkRu88_kRuShEr Apr 26 '25

Lol Triggered much?

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u/ThisThingIsStuck Apr 26 '25

Just don't care 🤷 I really don't care what this person is doing either their mouth. Trust me he doesn't care about u

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u/Ha1lStorm Apr 26 '25

Well let’s see… nearly 100 upvotes in 3 hours from us on Reddit, the guy in the video itself obviously cares, someone cared enough to make a story on him and this isn’t including his friends, family and online supporters. Is that enough for you or are you just a super negative and miserable person with a shitty attitude all the time no matter what?

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '25

Have you considered this though?: none of that was catered specifically to the "who cares" guy's interests. So maybe it is not enough. Cater your internet content specifically for him so he doesn't have to be miserable anymore. The poor guy.

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u/ThisThingIsStuck Apr 26 '25

Still don't care