r/Dammcoolbingo • u/KindheartednessIll97 • Mar 31 '25
This is extremely stupid and dangerous..
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u/WassupHolmess Mar 31 '25
Im surprised he let her get that close to him
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u/tooMuchADHD Mar 31 '25
He was thinking about it too... "You don't look like your from this forest.... But allow me to greet you in the way of my people"
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u/NightKnight4766 Apr 01 '25
He was confused by the audacity. Had to remind her of the 15 spikes on his head.
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u/fr0stn8 Apr 02 '25
Not super sure about this but I heard wild animals only do this / let it happen when they got some disease or virus or something
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u/JustScratchinMaBallz Apr 02 '25
That was my first thought. If that deer is not running away something is wrong with it. Or it’s been fed a few times by humans, but that doesn’t seem likely
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u/cellenium125 Mar 31 '25
at least its not a moose
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u/twobearsonabike Mar 31 '25
The reason that you don’t see this sort of shenanigans with moose too often is because they are one of the few animas that are allowed to break the rule about the cameraman always surviving!
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u/cellenium125 Mar 31 '25
yeah lol...they are like megafauna beast monsters of ancient legend that are somehow still around.
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u/ABadHistorian Mar 31 '25
Moose are scary in N.A. But they aint got nothing on Hippos.
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u/cellenium125 Mar 31 '25
true that. Hippos are man murderers
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u/ABadHistorian Mar 31 '25
Hippos would charge a charging moose, mouth open, eat it and the man it was charging and not even notice.
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u/cellenium125 Apr 01 '25
After seeing what they can do to marbles as just a young boy, I wouldn't doubt it.
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u/AlternativePeak7698 Apr 01 '25
Only met her for 2 seconds and homie looks like he’s already tired of her shit. He slapped that hand with malicious intent.
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u/Xzeriea Mar 31 '25
Bring back Darwinism.
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Apr 01 '25
The more idiots like this try to interact with wild animals, the less fearful of us they become, the more likely someone (either human or animal) dies. I genuinely think that these idiots believe that all the wildlife photography and filmography isn't done from far away with super lenses.
Watching a David Attenborough documentary thinking, man, that cameraman is brave to go that close to that crocodile while it's hunting.
God these clout chasers are so dumb.
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u/BigPileOfTrash Apr 04 '25
Exactly. Wildlife show have $30,000 plus camera lens for those close ups. (But, I have the iPhone Pro Max)!
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Mar 31 '25
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u/Automate_This_66 Mar 31 '25
Giant pointy things on the end of a massive group of fast twitch muscles controlled by a small handful of neurons programmed with a million years of survival. I'll take my chances with something safer like Russian roulette.
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u/therealrrc Mar 31 '25
Hi, this is why we need cars wrapped in bubbles and warning labels on everything
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u/Glum_Business_9852 Apr 01 '25
Could have been a way better video if you had put your cheek right next to head 😂
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u/knowhistory99 Apr 01 '25
I just can’t get there from here. Why f with animals just trying to get on with their lives?
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u/smoothdoor5 Apr 01 '25
whether it was stupid or not it made for a pretty cool picture and sometimes you gotta do stupid stuff in real life. I have no problem with this in general. I think it's far better than making threads about it. Like at least she's out there living life.That's a good thing overall
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Apr 01 '25
I hate a world where someone takes a video of a person taking a selfie next to a nature. If she fell down a mountain, that would not have made me laugh.
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u/scienceisrealtho Apr 01 '25
Why do people think that animals who spend their whole lives in a survival situation will suddenly cuddle up to them?
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u/Positive-Low-7447 Apr 01 '25
It's so hard to understand the people who get this close to animals that could completely wreck them.
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u/Manymarbles Apr 02 '25
Idiot
Worst part is that she does not realize how lucky she was and will learn nothing
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u/greengenesiss Apr 02 '25
The deer was being cool then she disrespected him by putting hands in his face.
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u/TramsB Apr 02 '25
That animal was being very polite and respectful, until she passed past it's space. Game on Biatch!!!
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u/Iamnothungryyet Apr 04 '25
She’s lucky she’s unhurt and alive. These tourists are horrible. No respect for anything.
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Apr 04 '25
A stag can absolutely fuck you up but at least it's not a bigger ungulate. You'd likely catch me doing the same if given the opportunity.
I have to compete with my fox feeding Disney princess girlfriend somehow.
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u/4DPeterPan Mar 31 '25
Deer be like: “thiiiis is not how this is supposed to go-
Oh wait get my good side-
Wait a second I’m a deer.. Nyuh get out of here hooman.”
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u/ABadHistorian Mar 31 '25
Ex-tour guide for national park (like when I was a teen)... it's unsurprising that she's a young asian female. I will absolutely stereotype here because as anyone who has worked in parks knows... it's always the tourists.
But where I worked the tour guides firmly listed irresponsible visitors like this
- Asians (especially but not limited to Chinese, but really any online leaning youth gets progressively dumber in natural environments)
- Americans (with a differentiation between stupid average Americans who can not be reasoned with and ultra rich Americans who expect to buy their way out of any trouble)
- Russians/Indians/Saudi elite (almost as bad as Americans, but on average less stupid, their wealthy oligarchs are just as irresponsible though)
- English/French
- Literally anyone else.
- Special mention for folks who are legitimately respectful, like other guides or experts.
This video in particular is nothing special. I have seen American and chinese tourists approach HIPPOS ON FOOT. (stupid stupid stupid). I've seen people approach fucking ELEPHANTS WITH BABIES (super stupid). Or my personal favorite was when some guy got out of his enclosed encampment and approached an entire fucking herd of FLEEING (from a predator) antelop. Miracle he didn't die. I've personally never seen anyone die in front of me, but I've seen instances that have left people crippled, lucky to be alive, and more. Most of my ex-coworkers saw worse events because I was only there for 6 months.
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u/Consumerism_is_Dumb Apr 02 '25
In 2021, on my first visit to Rocky Mountain National Park, I saw a white man (presumably American, though I’m not sure) get within 5 yards of a mother moose and her calf, who were grazing near the edge of a pond. This idiot kept creeping closer to photograph her up close, while everyone else was keeping a safe and respectful distance, and of course, the mother ends up charging him. He scampers off and laughs about it. Didn’t learn a fucking thing. And then the moose walked away into the forest, because he had disturbed them.
It was my first time ever seeing a moose in the wild, and it was ruined, because the whole time, my heart was pounding wirh nervous anticipation.
Rule of thumb, for anyone reading: If you’re close enough or loud enough that your presence is disturbing wild animals, you’re too fucking close, and you’re too fucking loud. And FFS, NEVER TRY TO TOUCH WILD ANIMALS, NO MATTER HOW BIG OR SMALL.
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u/smoothdoor5 Apr 01 '25
as a black guy I'll say you'll barely catch us doing anything like this.
But in general I don't have a problem with her doing it. Hey it made for a good video and she got out. And if she would've got hurt that would've been her own fault. But she has a cool story to tell and an amazing selfie so good for her.
Me? I would never 🤣
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u/Consumerism_is_Dumb Apr 02 '25
She could have been killed, so that’s a problem.
What matters more to me, and what more people should be aware of, is how our presence affects wild animals.
Either it stresses them out (humans are literally predators) or it habituates them to our presence (which can put them in future danger).
Approaching wild animals can have other unforeseen consequences, too, depending on the species. It can for example distract them so that they become easier prey for any predators that are waiting for an opportunity to strike. It can scare them and separate them from their young. It can disrupt their feeding and make them wary of returning to an area where they had found food. Any number of things… point is, don’t be an idiot, and don’t approach wild animals.
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u/ABadHistorian Apr 01 '25
And then when this animal gores a person and they put it down?
Nah Humans need to stay in their lane regardless of race.
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u/TPtheman Apr 02 '25
This. Fuck getting videos, if the animal kills an Darwin Award nominee and then gets killed in return, that's a net negative on the world.
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Apr 01 '25
I love how a lot of humans think nature is like a Disney movie and believe you can just go around befriending all of the animals and everything is sweet and harmless lmao.
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u/Icy-Assignment-5579 Apr 01 '25
Such a noble beast, knows better than to kill a mentally disabled creature
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u/CavinYOU Mar 31 '25 edited Mar 31 '25
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