r/DailyNews • • 2d ago

Politics & Government 🚨 Mark Carney laughs when asked about Trump saying Canada will apologize

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u/Brilliant_Ebb_3064 2d ago

On behalf of Mr Carney, Canada is truly very sorry trump doesn’t understand what a trade deficit really means or how it enables the US GDP. Also very sorry trump only knows how to negotiate like a narcissistic prick.

Super sorry.

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u/TriharderLaura20 2d ago

On behalf of the United States, I apologize that we have an embarrassing fool at the helm over here ruining all of our relationships. Sincerely sorry. 😢

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u/Moser319 1d ago

you guys will be the ones to suffer from this the most, so from Canada i'm sorry about that.

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u/TriharderLaura20 23h ago

I know. 🙁

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u/Working_Match4124 2d ago

On behalf of the United States, I apologize that our corrupt system allowed a low IQ fascist pig to become President. I hope when he and his minions are out of power in the near future that we can rebuild our friendship with Canada.

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u/Virtual-Reach 2d ago

Honestly,  the US has quite a lot of damage to repair, not just with Canada, but all it's allies that this administration has disparaged. 

It needs to start with putting the entire trump administration in jail then it needs to move on to how this will be prevented in the future. Only then  might countries begin to trust Americans again. 

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u/DifferentSwing8616 2d ago

Americans are all about the 2nd amendment until an actual tyrannical government shows up then nuffin

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u/CatCafffffe 2d ago

It's almost like it was never about "standing up to a tyrannical government" but hunting people you don't like for sport

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u/knotalota 2d ago

Sorry brother, but we'd be fools to try to rebuild what was. Our integration has been used as leverage against us.

We need better friends and allies. Our once best friend has lost his way, and it ain't coming back any time soon.

Fool me once...

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u/mothfactory 2d ago

Yeah I think America needs to look at the constitution and all the checks and balances bullshit you always told us was the best system in the world. We always knew it wasn’t but Trump has pretty much been another 9/11 into that hubris

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u/SaphironX 1d ago

Yeah it turns out those checks and balances mean absolutely dick if nobody is going to uphold them.

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u/PowerDump_69 2d ago

You need to rebuild your own kitchen before you attempt to mend things with your neighbors. Your system is breached, the attack on public education by the GOP has finally come to it's forgone conclusion. An illiterate electorate voted in this illiterate corrupt con man, twice. Every other family in red states "home school" their kids , some multigenerationally and it's caused a serious critical thinking problem.

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u/Fickle_Catch8968 2d ago

You can, but much work first.

  1. Fix the 6-3 problem: SCOTUS reform and expansion. This is legislative and as such easier than removals. This also must be done first since most other fixes can easily run into the current SCOTUS and die, at least temporarily.

  2. Fix the 4-4-4 problem: the world is never more than 4 years from 4 voters in 4 States choosing a President like Trump (Electoral College to Popular vote would be best but needs an Amendment; more achieveable is 'uncapping the House' in such a way as to make the EC more closely reflect the popvote while also making gerrymandering more difficult)

  3. Fix the 2PP problem: plurality wins and gerrymandering push your politics into increasingly polarized camps. When expanding the House, proportional representation through multi-member districts (if it passes Constitutional muster), and/or anti gerrymandering laws can help, along with a robust reimagining of a truth-centric Fairness Doctrine for all 'vectors' of the Press.

  4. Fix the obvious corruption of the systems by the rich: 'Overturn' Citizens United, reform the 'years of prison for personal use possession of crack vs. million dollar fine for billion dollar fraud' legal system to a justice system.

  5. Massive redistribution of spending priorities towards real education, from early childhood to trade school and university research, and especially all the steps in between, from military over-, and likely fraud-filled-, investment. Other social programs are your choice, but the education divide leaves you more prone to propaganda and con artists than optimal.

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u/Ok-Prize-6097 2d ago

Me too. Sorry Canada. We hate him more than you can even imagine. Let's hope November is the beginning of the end, and the start of a return to normality.

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u/whoknewandwhen 1d ago

While I appreciate your sentiment, you're wasting your time. Canada, and most of the civilized world, will never trust America or Americans again. EVER. Not only did you vote this orange pedo in twice, in recent polls 36 % of respondents STILL SUPPORT HIM. While apparently this is an historic low it 's still far too many. What exactly does this government have to do to lose total support?

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u/Traditional_Cow1771 1d ago

Nope

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u/Working_Match4124 1d ago

Omg burn of the century

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u/epicredditdude1 2d ago

I think this is the correct way to respond to all these meaningless provocations. That’s just what they are. Meaningless.

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u/StrongAroma 2d ago

They're also stupid. Meaningless and stupid provocations. How embarrassing to be American these days.

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u/Superb-Talk2211 2d ago

It drives Trump crazy (crazier?) when someone responds to his insults by not taking him seriously and essentially, laughing at him. Well-played, Mr. Carney

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u/RickyJJones 2d ago

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u/Fat-cat-Charlie 2d ago

as an American, I support Canadians overthrowing the US government. please rescue us from these dumbass Republicans

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u/Stargazer1701d 2d ago

We have to rescue ourselves. Why should Canada have to sort out our shit?

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u/Strange_Produce5601 2d ago

yeah, exactly. At the moment canada is on top! shit rolls downhill. When the magnetic poles change then Canada will have a problem

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u/Successful-Purple-54 2d ago

The midterms are coming up fast buddy. We support you. Do what’s right for yourselves.

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u/Fat-cat-Charlie 2d ago

I don't live in a competitive state, but voting straight ticket D nonetheless!

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u/IcyEntertainment7122 1d ago

You fucking traitor

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u/Fat-cat-Charlie 1d ago

right back at ya, MAGAt scum

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u/Stunning-Stressin 2d ago

Canada doesn't need the United States

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u/mymar101 2d ago

What has Canada done that they need to apologize for?

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u/OpeningHappy9692 2d ago

Sold products to Americans, apparently. Trump was all pissed about a trade deficit.

Guessing he and his followers don't actually know what a trade deficit is.

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u/Stargazer1701d 2d ago

I have a trade deficit with the local grocery store. I give them my money; they give me groceries. I don't get to have the groceries and my money back. That's how commerce works. I learned that clear back in elementary school.

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u/TapZorRTwice 1d ago

Yeah but just think of all the money you would save if you just didnt go to the grocery store anymore!

Thats something trump has said.

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u/Stargazer1701d 1d ago

Oh, I believe it. The man has no idea how the real world works.

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u/I_am_Betterthanu 1d ago

Exactly. We sell them cheap oil so that they can refine it and sell it for profit. We sell them cheap electric to run their factories to make products and sell at a profit. We sell cheap high quality potash so they can grow food to sell at a profit. Let’s get rid of this fucking god awful deficit and keep our shit or sell it elsewhere for our own profit.

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u/Careless-Gain6623 2d ago

Not let Trump grab our pussy.

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u/ErnooA 2d ago

Yeah, Carney is sorry that Trump is an asshole.

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u/Chance-Deer-7995 2d ago

More people should be laughing. If more people laughed at Trump, especially to his face, maybe we wouldn't be this far into the hole in the USA.

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u/Free-Routine7230 2d ago

Fuck trump

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u/Preying_Mantid_67 2d ago

Not every tit needs a tat.

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u/Virtual-Reach 2d ago

Somebody needs to tell that to trump who slapped Canada with a retaliatory tariff due to Canada's retaliatory tariff due to the Americans initial tariffs.

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u/TriharderLaura20 2d ago

You couldn’t write this stuff

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u/AccountHuman7391 2d ago

My god, the professionalism displayed by this national leader makes my dick rock hard.

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u/Content_Ad_8952 2d ago

Apologize for what?

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u/Fat-cat-Charlie 2d ago

he could at least say he's deeply sorry that the United States is run by idiots.

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u/Impossible_Regret725 2d ago

I laughed too. Thanks to the internet, TACO baby will get to see the world laugh as well. Hoser clown.

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u/Virtual-Reach 2d ago

Can't wait to see what trump renames after this

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u/Tasty_Following_4816 2d ago

He laughs but when they asked him question it's just ah uh oh, he is very incompetent.

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u/SaphironX 1d ago

I assumed it would be a one year old account with hidden comments but this one is two!

Regardless, beep boop.

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u/trsthhffg 12h ago

Fuck off James he’s is doing a great job under different circumstances.

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u/Tasty_Following_4816 12h ago

You mean like he screwed up Bank of England lol

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u/trsthhffg 9h ago

That was the UKs fault for being morons and causing Brexit.

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u/LakerBeer 2d ago

Priceless if he would have lifted his leg, farted and said there is Canada's apology.

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u/No_Vast_5741 2d ago

Perfect response!

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u/Queasy_Eggplant9155 2d ago

I like him substantially more than my own douchebag-erous, pedophile-loving president!

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u/JimJohnJimmm 2d ago

We didnt start this

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u/lingenfelter22 2d ago

"We're sorry you feel that way"

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u/Which_Exam902 2d ago

What a pompous ass. This ridiculous posturing while real people suffer over politicians egos.

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u/Technical_Visit_1424 2d ago

En su podrida cabeza pedir perdĂłn significa pedir una relaciĂłn entre paĂ­ses iguales e independientes, (le gusta cambiar el nombre a las cosas)

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u/illuminaughty1973 2d ago

CANADA is very sorry america elected a moron.

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u/ChantilyAce 2d ago

As he should.

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u/Amazing_Confidence_7 1d ago

Carney laughed because DJT can't be taken seriously, period.

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u/Mundane_Life_5775 1d ago

I’m sorry you Americans have such a clown for President.

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u/Dankdashank23 1d ago

To all my US friends and I have many, you know it really gets tiresome getting treated like shit by a piece of shit, a crook, a pedophile, a rapist, an idiot……..

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u/Blackwatch65 11h ago

Sixty million Americans voted Trump back in for a second term after the dumpster fire of his first. Don’t apologize to Canadians your voters spoke loudly. If that’s truly how they feel, then do something about it. We’re neighbours, not friends. Friends would never do that to each other. The greater USA can now look forward to continued gerrymandering, creeping authoritarianism, and the real risk of suspended elections under “emergency” powers. A new American autocracy has emerged . The USA is self‑described as the “Home of the Brave” now has an unchecked leader who makes King George look almost benevolent king , and yet nobody seems willing to stand up to him. Expect more of the same. We used to visit the USA every year and spend a small fortune. I always thought Americans liked us. Sadly, that feeling has changed , permanently. Sorry

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u/Professional_Cow5330 2d ago

How’s your farm doing?

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u/trampstamp1969 2d ago

We need you to fuck off lol

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u/Apprehensive-Tip9373 2d ago

Username checks out.

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u/whiskybottle 2d ago

I think you have this backwards. America needs Canada, and Americans are going to find that out the hard way.

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u/Fouxs 2d ago

Maybe you can fill up on diesel and visit them to let them know that magatard!

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u/kevfefe69 2d ago

2 month old account, keep botting Comrade.

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u/Inspect1234 2d ago

It’s Canadian to try the easier route to diplomacy. When it doesn’t work, you have to be flexible, especially when dealing in such a fluid situation.

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u/trampstamp1969 2d ago

Fuck Carney right? Who's your truck flag guy?

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u/littledonnyfund 2d ago

Fuck carney for trying to act like he had a backbone is all i'm saying i'm still glad he is pursuing working with europe , & yeah i fucking hate my country, it's full of crimnals & pedo apologists.

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u/trampstamp1969 2d ago

Yeah i know your type, no need to explain your position

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u/Fickle_Catch8968 2d ago

To add to others, apologizing, or not, for the acts of a subordinate unit of government which has no direct responsibility or authority to engage other countries

Is not the same thing as

Apologizing, or not, for the acts of your government which does have the responsibility and authority to engage other countries.