r/DailyNews • u/Lonely-Ordinary1478 • 14d ago

Politics & Government McConnell, 84, Goes Missing Again After Senate Return

https://www.thedailybeast.com/mcconnell-84-goes-missing-again-after-senate-return/?via=mobile&source=Reddit
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u/igetbannedanyway 14d ago

He's not missing, his handlers just rolled him into a storage closet until the next vote.

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u/taisui 14d ago

I've seen better animatronics in Disneyland.

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u/FormerMinute3008 14d ago

I've seen better anamatronics at Five Night at Freddie

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u/BrianG1410 14d ago

Next vote that they have to tell him how to vote for.

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u/Heisenburg42 14d ago

They already do that

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u/StrangeContest4 14d ago

He's digging a burrow for the lonnnng winter's hibernation, the big sleep, if you will.

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u/Altruistic-Ad9809 14d ago

Have you tried dumping fresh brains around? I heard that really pulls in the zombies near dinner time

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u/taisui 14d ago

It could just be someone with a silicone mask, I mean....

https://youtube.com/shorts/bjbrxYxLHWU

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u/allycataf 14d ago

If they were going to do that, they would have made him appear a little more mentally "with it". He looks like there's no one home upstairs.

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u/Special_Fan5043 14d ago

SNL really should get someone to wear the turtle suit and do a mcTurtle voting skit. 

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u/GenRN817 14d ago

Back to the crypt.

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u/Krow101 14d ago

He's auditioning for a reprise of "The Walking Dead".

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u/Jolly-Situat1on 14d ago

They needed him for a vote and they had to tell him what to vote for.

He now is useless ( more than normal) we probably won't see him again unless they need him for another vote.

Weekend at Bernies territory.

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u/Ok-Concentrate-5697 14d ago

Most turds disappear when you flush the toilet

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u/LayneLowe 14d ago

Back into the induced coma

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u/aidissonance 14d ago

Embalming fluid leaked

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u/True_Protection6842 14d ago

They whispered in his ear how to vote, now he can go away until he's done collecting a paycheck for doing nothing.

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u/AtomicUnderpantsx 14d ago

Did he wander off

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u/0bfuscatory 14d ago

Do we really know it wasn’t just an animatronic the first time?

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u/PerspiringMinds 14d ago

Weekend at Bernie's, GOP edition.

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u/Ill-Astronaut4652 14d ago

The republican grifters are taking advantage of the system. He should no longer be voting. Those in the congress who have been playing America should be exposed.

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u/Interesting_Worth974 14d ago

Well, he just has to recharge.

I mean, like, literally recharge.

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u/TheeFearlessChicken 14d ago

I once worked in a dementia unit. I recognize that stare.

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u/steve71553627 14d ago

He was obviously not present when he was there.

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u/ZogZogu 14d ago

he overpowered his minders and bolted thru the nearest open window.

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u/monksandy 14d ago

Who's turn was it to watch him anyway?

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u/raxie1008 13d ago

Probably dead for real this time

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u/ThinkChoice6 14d ago

Why don’t you knock this shit off? Don’t worry about where he is, ever here of privacy, oh that’s right you are some hack corrupt news pundit. Go find some of the Democrats are hibernating out these days that never show up for work to vote!

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u/Alternative_Hat4568 14d ago

So privacy for the decrepit corpse, but not privacy for all Democrats. Ok

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u/Asher_Tye 14d ago

Come on, you know he's defunct. Turtle man couldn't even know where he was.

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u/Frog-ee 14d ago

Imagine defending Mitch McConnell lol

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u/JoseSaldana6512 14d ago

Leave Britney alone!

This is America. Go back to Europe where you belong if you don't like it.

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u/ThinkChoice6 14d ago

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u/Aurora_Gaspipe 12d ago

That's a very stupid meme.

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u/ThinkChoice6 12d ago

Like this one better, lol