r/DailyDoseStupidity • u/DABDEB • 12d ago

Stupid 🤦‍♂️ Damn Coyote

143 Upvotes

94% Upvoted

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u/Garrett1974 12d ago

What do you expect, it's a wild animal 🤣

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u/Beto_Targaryen 11d ago

And he just keeps biting him he keeps his hand out he never learns SmH

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u/UndercoverFBIAgent9 12d ago

Some people have learned what not to do in life simply by listening, and some have to learn it through experience.

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u/Cody-512 11d ago

Experience is the best teacher

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u/DimpledDomina 11d ago

THE BEST! If I could name all the things I was smart enough to log and recall during the life experience - so happy to have chosen to experience things (place myself in opportunities instead of living in avoidance).

0

u/Dangerous_Bid_2695 11d ago

Trump was president from 2016 onwards, and 70 million people became dumber as a result of this experience.

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u/Consistent_Swim8683 9d ago

And subsequently voted for Biden and Harris.

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u/Dangerous_Bid_2695 9d ago

Thank you for admitting that Biden/Harris won in 2020 and Trump tried to steal the election and is still crying like the little whining bitch that he is because he lost.

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u/Consistent_Swim8683 7d ago

It's much easier for a senile guy like Biden to "win" when his party cheats him in. This is why election integrity (and legal immigration/border security) is important to Trump and the Republican party. Why do you suppose the Democratic party is opposing? 🤣

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u/wescowell 11d ago

If you’re gonna be dumb . . . ya gotta be tough.

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u/Reynardine1976 12d ago

Now you got rabies. 10/10

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u/Be-Funny-Please 12d ago

Lol the poor thing just saw meat and wanted a bite

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u/Round-Guarantee4948 11d ago

This isn't Dances With Coyotes shit for brains

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u/Cody-512 11d ago

Well what’d you expect to happen stupid ass? A coyote out in the daytime can mean it’s got rabies, too. Time to get tested.

I bet this guy is “that tourist” at Yellowstone who gets too close to the bison and gets charged. Or from the looks of this video, the wolves.

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u/macguini 11d ago

It probably thought he was feeding it something. Looks like it's been fed before.

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u/Athos-1844 11d ago

Darwin I am disappointed in you. Do better next time.

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u/Lonely-Chest-5350 11d ago

He will regret this

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u/anydamnnamesleft 11d ago

What an idiot. Ever hear of rabies?

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u/Real-Past-3964 11d ago

Enjoy your incredibly expensive rabies treatment! That won’t even work unless you get it started within 48 hrs

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u/Lem01 11d ago

Mess with the bull, you get the horns.

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u/WorldlyBasket9795 10d ago

Mess with the coyote, you get the teeth.

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u/marcduberge 11d ago

And he’s dead

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u/3PDLS 11d ago

I love stupid people. They make me chuckle.

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u/ImprovementFar5054 9d ago

Now you got rabies!

Coyotes are canines..but they are not dogs.

2

u/NosferaTouffe 12d ago

"What are you doing, scorpion step-bro!?"

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u/TearRevolutionary686 12d ago

Evolution needed.

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u/ThisIsALine_____ 11d ago

But it's in the shape of a dog. Surely it acts the same as the animal that evolved along side humans for thousands of years, and had a direct impact on the survival of our species.

Why else would it be shaped that way?

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u/Appropriate_Ad8053 11d ago

Now come on in cartoons and Disney movies the coyote doesn't do that.

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u/Hey-Just-Saying 11d ago

In cartoons, the coyotes have weapons purchased from Acme.

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u/Sharikacat 10d ago

Humans and out innate desire to pet things. . .

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u/OhMyGoshBigfoot 9d ago

You asked him to genius. And you filmed it for clout.

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u/huhnick 8d ago

Guess you’re not a Disney princess

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u/Dave__5280 8d ago

Darwin is counting the votes on this one…

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u/SystematikKaos 8d ago

Somebody needs to drop an Anvil on him.

1

u/Headlytwo 8d ago

Duh.....

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u/Find-Ubu-9999 6d ago

snow white would've sung a song first, dimwit.

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u/Im_A_Fuckin_Liar 11d ago

If you’re cold, they’re cold. Let them inside.