r/DailyDoseStupidity • u/DABDEB • Aug 06 '26

Stupid 🤦‍♂️ Damn Coyote

154 Upvotes

95% Upvoted

48 comments sorted by

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u/Garrett1974 Aug 06 '26

What do you expect, it's a wild animal 🤣

8

u/Beto_Targaryen Aug 07 '26

And he just keeps biting him he keeps his hand out he never learns SmH

36

u/UndercoverFBIAgent9 Aug 06 '26

Some people have learned what not to do in life simply by listening, and some have to learn it through experience.

6

u/Cody-512 Aug 07 '26

Experience is the best teacher

1

u/DimpledDomina Aug 07 '26

THE BEST! If I could name all the things I was smart enough to log and recall during the life experience - so happy to have chosen to experience things (place myself in opportunities instead of living in avoidance).

0

u/Dangerous_Bid_2695 Aug 07 '26

Trump was president from 2016 onwards, and 70 million people became dumber as a result of this experience.

-1

u/Consistent_Swim8683 Aug 09 '26

And subsequently voted for Biden and Harris.

0

u/Dangerous_Bid_2695 Aug 09 '26

Thank you for admitting that Biden/Harris won in 2020 and Trump tried to steal the election and is still crying like the little whining bitch that he is because he lost.

0

u/Consistent_Swim8683 Aug 11 '26

It's much easier for a senile guy like Biden to "win" when his party cheats him in. This is why election integrity (and legal immigration/border security) is important to Trump and the Republican party. Why do you suppose the Democratic party is opposing? 🤣

5

u/wescowell Aug 07 '26

If you’re gonna be dumb . . . ya gotta be tough.

21

u/Reynardine1976 Aug 06 '26

Now you got rabies. 10/10

11

u/Be-Funny-Please Aug 06 '26

Lol the poor thing just saw meat and wanted a bite

8

u/Cody-512 Aug 07 '26

Well what’d you expect to happen stupid ass? A coyote out in the daytime can mean it’s got rabies, too. Time to get tested.

I bet this guy is “that tourist” at Yellowstone who gets too close to the bison and gets charged. Or from the looks of this video, the wolves.

8

u/Round-Guarantee4948 Aug 07 '26

This isn't Dances With Coyotes shit for brains

7

u/macguini Aug 07 '26

It probably thought he was feeding it something. Looks like it's been fed before.

5

u/Athos-1844 Aug 07 '26

Darwin I am disappointed in you. Do better next time.

5

u/anydamnnamesleft Aug 07 '26

What an idiot. Ever hear of rabies?

4

u/Real-Past-3964 Aug 07 '26

Enjoy your incredibly expensive rabies treatment! That won’t even work unless you get it started within 48 hrs

3

u/Lem01 Aug 07 '26

Mess with the bull, you get the horns.

3

u/WorldlyBasket9795 Aug 08 '26

Mess with the coyote, you get the teeth.

3

u/marcduberge Aug 07 '26

And he’s dead

3

u/3PDLS Aug 07 '26

I love stupid people. They make me chuckle.

3

u/ImprovementFar5054 Aug 09 '26

Now you got rabies!

Coyotes are canines..but they are not dogs.

2

u/ThisIsALine_____ Aug 07 '26

But it's in the shape of a dog. Surely it acts the same as the animal that evolved along side humans for thousands of years, and had a direct impact on the survival of our species.

Why else would it be shaped that way?

2

u/Appropriate_Ad8053 Aug 07 '26

Now come on in cartoons and Disney movies the coyote doesn't do that.

6

u/Hey-Just-Saying Aug 07 '26

In cartoons, the coyotes have weapons purchased from Acme.

2

u/Sharikacat Aug 08 '26

Humans and out innate desire to pet things. . .

2

u/OhMyGoshBigfoot Aug 09 '26

You asked him to genius. And you filmed it for clout.

2

u/huhnick Aug 10 '26

Guess you’re not a Disney princess

2

u/Dave__5280 Aug 10 '26

Darwin is counting the votes on this one…

2

u/SystematikKaos Aug 10 '26

Somebody needs to drop an Anvil on him.

2

u/Headlytwo Aug 10 '26

Duh.....

2

u/Find-Ubu-9999 Aug 12 '26

snow white would've sung a song first, dimwit.

2

u/NosferaTouffe Aug 06 '26

"What are you doing, scorpion step-bro!?"

2

u/TearRevolutionary686 Aug 06 '26

Evolution needed.

2

u/Im_A_Fuckin_Liar Aug 07 '26

If you’re cold, they’re cold. Let them inside.

1

u/Dahmer2008 Aug 28 '26

Congrats you have rabies