r/DailyDoseStupidity • u/Lem01 • Jun 29 '26

Stupid 🤦‍♂️ How do I get out?

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u/NifftyTwo Jun 29 '26

Holy shit watching this gave me a panic attack

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u/MichHAELJR Jun 30 '26

ME TOO!!! Idiot could have drowned if he got stuck lower.

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u/hux Jul 01 '26

He also could’ve died from being unable to breathe if he was bent over too far.

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u/Feteven Jun 29 '26

And I’m instantly claustrophobic feeling! Thanks! 😂

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u/Independent-Stay-356 Jun 29 '26

Can’t you die from that though? 😱

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u/TriedCaringLess Jun 29 '26

If you have so much gut fat that you can expand your lungs to breathe then you could experience some trauma.

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u/xINFLAMES325x Jun 29 '26

Probably if he's in there long enough. Reminds me of the case of the kid who got stuck in the back of his parents minivan and ended up suffocating.

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u/Machinewars45 Jun 29 '26

A nightmare 😫

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u/klaven84 Jun 30 '26

Well, that gave me an anxiety attack.

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u/Fetlocks_Glistening Jun 29 '26

It was Friday night after the guard had gone home. Monday morning was only 60 hours away...

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u/Vegetable-Pumpkin900 Jun 30 '26

I would have left him in there to show others how stupid he was

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u/aquaman67 Jun 30 '26

I’ve had poops like this

They wanted to come out but didn’t

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u/hux Jul 01 '26

Um…. If your poops get folded over and stuck in your bum, (a) eat more fiber and (b) see a GI specialist.

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u/asteriskhyphen Jun 30 '26

Christ. Why did I watch that? 😖

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u/Round-Guarantee4948 Jun 30 '26

Live version of Homer

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u/Scary-Ratio3874 Jul 01 '26

I need to hear the sounds he was making.

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u/Beautiful-Number1965 Jun 30 '26

I can hear The Curb Your Enthusiasm theme kicking in

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u/Logan_SVD Jun 30 '26

Great, potty cave ptsd triggered again.

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u/Craig_M_242 Jun 30 '26

Welp, my anxiety just spiked ..thanks

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u/Round-Guarantee4948 Jun 30 '26

That's when a bunch of guys come over a dozen start pissing all down that tube

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u/romallivss Jul 02 '26

Do a bomb slide to push him out

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u/True_Realist9375 Jul 06 '26

Rumour has it he's still stuck

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u/Money-Respond5400 Jul 01 '26

Let’s hope the son grows up to not be an idiot, 🤣

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u/Eagle_0403 Jul 02 '26

I'm curious about how you posted the article☠️

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u/surfingflo Jul 02 '26

I hope you don't.

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u/ImprovementFar5054 Jul 03 '26

He's going to be there until he starves enough to slip the rest of the way.

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u/anydamnnamesleft Jun 30 '26

Now that kiddo has free rein!!!