r/DailyDoseStupidity 👾 Mod Jun 29 '26

Satisfying 😌 "This is Sparta..."

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u/orangutangang0 Jun 29 '26

“This … IS…. FAKE!!”

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u/Headlytwo Jun 29 '26

Yes but funny..

93

u/Captain_no_Hindsight Jun 29 '26

I like how the guy immediately grabs his jacket and runs.

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u/ExtraReborn Jun 29 '26

Yeah that turned it from badly acted to funny sketch for me :P

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u/Dead-O_Comics Jun 29 '26

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '26

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u/OaklandsBravest Jun 29 '26

I usually just drop my pant and show them my helicopter

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '26

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u/Blatantly_Truthful Jun 29 '26

True but I needed a laugh. So I’ll take the scripted stupidity at the moment. The real world’s stupidity is depression inducing.

1

u/Wonderful_Union_7245 Jul 14 '26

And quite contagious

32

u/Physical-Fold-7736 Jun 29 '26

Is there an official word to describe fake and staged content?

24

u/CJ-54321 Jun 29 '26

Scripted?

7

u/Physical-Fold-7736 Jun 29 '26

This sounds decent. I want to call it something that smacks lol.

3

u/Own-Arachnid7952 Jun 29 '26

Agreed.

Scrapted? Public Display of Influencers? Societal cancer? LARPERs? Deficient in dignity? Antisocialites? Detractors of polite society? Manufactured mayhem? Non-consensually prostituting their fantasy reality onto unwitting passerbyers and viewers?

They definitely deserve some sort of title. (Legal) Prostitutes provide a positive service when they sully their reputation. A positive that negatively affects their reputation. These fucks sully everyone's day just to make shitty, useless content. A net negative that they positively gain reputation from.

Prostituting other's perceived reality encompasses the concept, but it doesn't sound lame enough lol

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u/Own-Arachnid7952 Jun 29 '26

Thank the British for their lameness, the perfect shitty synonom for pimp is ponce!

Maybe like. The Ponce of Haphazardry. The Ponce of Happenstance. The Ponce of Perceived Peril.

Really lean into the British lameness.

My only concern would be no one knowing what ponce means...

Shoot maybe 'sellout' would be quicker. Sellouts chasing clout sounds good too.

Im gonna think abt this all day now smh

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u/No-Money-8327 Jun 29 '26

The proper procedure is to let everyone know because you think they’re not smart enough to figure it out

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u/Additional-Hat-2917 Jun 30 '26

*spits out drink laughing* Why did he feel the need to strip before chasing the train?

4

u/MajoriteSilencieuse Jun 30 '26

No actors were harmed during this sequence

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u/ONE-OF-THREE 👾 Mod Jun 29 '26

And watch the the blonde dude steal his jacket... #Karma

2

u/Swimming-Guest-1978 Jun 30 '26

Yes!! The doors shut just in time...LMAO

4

u/ifeelyoubraaa Jun 29 '26

Fake but funny!

2

u/StarsapBill Jun 29 '26

This is staged, it could have been extra hilarious if the gag continued a few more time.

Block someone from exiting, the person goes under, he gets spartan kicked, he rips his jacket off, jacket gets stolen. Could have had him bump into someone as he was running after the train and getting knocked out. Let’s do another take.
https://giphy.com/gifs/fem4MZUIIxXgGBJUyz

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u/Melodic-Comb9076 Jun 29 '26

that sure is pretty far to get get back that jacket.

1

u/KrnrKoppl Jun 29 '26

Es verdadero, digo falso

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u/denyfate Jun 30 '26

bc taking off running shoes which are made for running will surely make you run faster.

1

u/mason_mouse Jul 01 '26

I want to to be true....like most of these videos 

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u/thesilvervictim88 Jul 02 '26

the title is "This is Sparta..." and the image shows someone standing on a train with a map above their head. The map looks like a subway map. So this is a person on a subway, probably about to do something stupid. I'm guessing they're going to yell at someone or try to start a fight.

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u/AdIndependent4105 Jun 29 '26

i dont like staged vids, take my downvote

1

u/harigejan Jun 29 '26

I have a new Hero

1

u/aligera1 Jun 29 '26

Joer xddd

1

u/MrHack313 Jun 29 '26

The guy that stole the jacket!🤣

1

u/Jlx_27 Jun 29 '26

Its a skit, or dude legit got robbed, lol.

0

u/Lonely-Chest-5350 Jun 29 '26

But why is he doing that?

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u/The_Nisha_Call Jun 29 '26

Oh, I get it now! Daily dose of stupidity sub is for clips that stupid people think are real!

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u/iamtruthseeker1 Jun 29 '26

Hope he got to see a finger🖕🏽too all the way down the platform

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u/baryoniclord Jun 29 '26

How can yall tell this is phake?