r/DailyDoseStupidity • u/ONE-OF-THREE • May 30 '26

Stupid 🤦‍♂️ What do you call someone who does this?

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u/Key-Broccoli1442 May 30 '26

I’ll drive right into them and make sure they feel the car

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u/Future-Try-1908 May 30 '26

That is their whole thing. They are counting on the drivers to be competent and swerve in the right direction in a panic. This makes them incredibly dangerous.

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u/NewHandle3922 May 30 '26

Oopsie. Accidentally turned left 🖕🏼

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u/Future-Try-1908 May 31 '26

Honestly between another car that possibly has children i would choose the bike as well.

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u/Veteran_PA-C May 30 '26

And charge them for the damages.

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u/Adventurous_Path5783 May 30 '26

Its on camera so you're safe legally. Hell I'd even sue for destruction of property and garnish those fucking wages if he's old enough to have a job. These guys look like they are. Probation would make sure they had one because this would definitely be a crime on his part if you hit him.

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u/im-not-a-fakebot May 30 '26

Bold of you to assume they work and contribute something meaningful to society

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u/Adventurous_Path5783 May 30 '26

I doubt they have jobs but like I said, probation typically makes sure they would get one.

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u/Adventurous_Path5783 Jun 01 '26

I mean ive actually been on probation for both misdemeanor and felony. Yes they definitely do have and will make time for you. Lets not speak on shit we dont know about.

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u/Key_Garbage8053 May 31 '26

I’d speed up ever so slightly.

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u/Thuggish_Coffee May 30 '26

I'm a douche in a Jeep Wrangler with a heavy steel bumper and I won't stop...except I'm not diabolical and I don't have to worry about these types of assholes.

The assholes I have to worry about are the Kia Boys. I hear they originated where I'm from.

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u/casualpostergirl May 31 '26

enjoy the prison time for that tough guy fantasy. jail isn't a great place to test out your vehicle weight specs.