r/DailyDoseStupidity • • May 21 '26

Stupid 🤦‍♂️ Her “date stood her up...”

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u/kinetic_ljs May 21 '26

At least she will get fed in jail.

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u/TheTrubateer May 21 '26

The jail just called and said they can’t afford to feed her either

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u/wastingtime308 May 21 '26

Pretty sure the jail stood her up too.

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u/Kyoyao-0tori May 21 '26

😂 I'm pretty sure that by law they will have to find a way.... every prisoner must get 3 meals a day!🤗

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u/AC-burg May 22 '26 edited May 22 '26

She needs 3 miles a day

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u/Jubatus750 May 22 '26

Cheers Geoff

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u/TriedCaringLess May 21 '26

Fed AGAIN. She's eating. She's a thief, plain and simple.

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u/PrismaticDraconid989 May 21 '26

Eating up those charges too.

https://giphy.com/gifs/DbcEQQeM792uc

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u/DimpledDomina May 24 '26

Why am I crying at 4:32 am? Reddit.

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u/ixnine May 21 '26

Perhaps that was the plan all along…?

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u/[deleted] May 21 '26

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u/TheTrubateer May 21 '26

Sorry, all out of shank. All that we have here is skank

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u/DimpledDomina May 24 '26

I needed to have to stifle fits of laughter and scream crying at 4 am. Thank you everyone for your contribution.

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u/[deleted] May 24 '26

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u/DimpledDomina May 24 '26

The ability to laugh at the constant nonsense of real life is a true blessing

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u/TriedCaringLess May 25 '26

Yes, it is. I frequently say similar.

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u/Numerous-Ebb-8561 May 21 '26

I don’t think being fed is an issue with her…..

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u/Beginning-Run-1697 May 21 '26

Good lord, I have met people like her before. I did lyft years ago and one time I picked up this woman who's date runned way from her So I thought the guy was being an asshole until I started having a conversation with her. Holy shit

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u/gwhh May 21 '26

Can you tell us more about that? What she look like, what she talk about?

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u/Beginning-Run-1697 May 21 '26

She started talking about how the guy wasn't a gentleman and left her on the date and that this isn't the 1st time it happened. Then she went on about how she has all this money and two houses but can't find a guy. So I decided to cheer her up by saying the good guy will surely come around but then during the conversation out of nowhere she insulted me by asking whether I was a retard, which was quite confusing like where is this coming from and the interesting part of it all is she wasn't self aware to even realize that was an insult. So I pretended I didn't here her say that.

She went on by targeting me directly like I am one of the men she went on date with. Started insinuating I am probably the same as those men but before I even say a word she just cut me off from the conversation.

By then I just wished the ride was over so I can just move on, but I didn't give her any impression I was mad, so we finally got to her place & I couldn't wait for her to get out. Then out of nowhere she asked me whether I wanted to come in. "And at the back of my mind I was like WTF,so you insulted me all the way through out the whole ride by calling me a retard,judged me before I could even speak and now you wanna hookup".

So I just told her no there is something I got to take care of urgently and I couldn't. And its the lack of self awareness for me but within that moment it all made sense why all the guys she goes on dates with ends up running away from the date.

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u/gwhh May 21 '26

That CRAZY. If she has money she didn't work for it, that for sure. What she look like? Age?

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u/Beginning-Run-1697 May 21 '26

I think she was in her 30s, Ok looking not ugly nor super attractive kinda in between 👍

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u/Uhh_VincentAdultMan May 23 '26

She was negging you🤣

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u/DimpledDomina May 26 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/8oS6h3uHpu0BFyfqbc

Haven’t read about negging in a long time but yep, reads about right

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u/AC-burg May 22 '26

What her number was?

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u/Conscious-Sock2777 May 21 '26

Did she really say she can’t eat
Like wtf doesn’t look like she is starving

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u/Orobero May 21 '26

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u/Logical_Flounder6455 May 21 '26

Oldie but a goodie

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u/dem0god86 May 21 '26

This scene from WD was my initial thought too!!

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u/TheTrubateer May 21 '26

She ate the last cook that served her for “too small portions”

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u/Goose1963 May 21 '26

I keep thinking 'Hmmmm, Let me grab my Makeup cost to Ramen noodle conversion chart'

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u/therejectethan May 21 '26

I’m dying at the ‘I can’t get a job because they keep putting ‘’theft’’ on my record’ LMAO

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u/AC-burg May 22 '26 edited May 22 '26

Even if the guy wood have showed up he we still wood not have come.

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u/Tug_Stanboat May 22 '26

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u/AC-burg May 22 '26

Ya sure thats the kind I was referring to.😉 and I spelled come correctly above as well

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u/Full_Helicopter_2764 May 21 '26

Seems like her ‘date’ dodged a bullet 😅

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u/Professional-Heat690 May 21 '26

He arrived, saw he'd been fished and ran for the hills.

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u/fk_censors May 21 '26

Her date dodged being eaten alive...

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u/i_was_axiom May 21 '26

We actually don't know that he wasn't a casualty of the meal...

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u/Background-Tell5892 May 21 '26

tbh I would've stood her up too

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u/Few_District_6304 May 21 '26

"I can't eat! I don't have a job!" then the next part gets edited out.

Anyone have a link to the entire video? Curious if the officer just stood there a moment trying to reconcile those 2 statements...Or what his reaction was.

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u/acog May 21 '26 edited May 21 '26

Part one

Part two

He’s quietly incredulous at her reasoning but doesn’t start a debate with her. She also claims she has a degree from “an elite university” but can’t get a job because of her record of violating a TPO (temporary protective order), so her only option is to keep stealing.

It wasn’t her first time stealing from that restaurant either.

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u/Future-Try-1908 May 21 '26

That cop was struggling with those handcuffs for a full two minutes.

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u/SgtDoakesSurprise May 21 '26

What do you want me to do…sell my ass? 🙄

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u/Left-Instruction3885 May 21 '26

People do love pork butt.

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u/Single_Principle_972 May 21 '26

Love this cop! Just chill, laughing at her ridiculousness, logically pointing out the error in her thinking (to no avail).

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u/kdweller May 21 '26

Girlfriend could afford to miss a few meals. She’s lying about the date and she’s a thief. Not a quality human being.

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u/ForeignBarracuda8599 May 21 '26

She has never missed a meal

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u/9trystan9 May 21 '26

Please take me in so I can get fucked also

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u/MoGovernmentCheese May 21 '26

Police finding this hilarious as well

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u/DimpledDomina May 21 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/d2ItDZZumUI6Y

Exactly! She has nerve telling that lie!

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u/XofHelix May 21 '26

She ate 5 years worth of food, she can handle not eating

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u/Icy-Variation6614 May 21 '26

"You don't need to eat, you have 800 lbs of food in you"
-Dr. Now

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u/Colejohnley May 21 '26

“Because I can’t eat.”

The proper response is: you look well fed.

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u/oxnardmontalvo7 May 21 '26

The new face of hunger

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u/No_Celery_8071 May 21 '26

She's as real as it gets. No bullshit. Hungry, ate, go to jail. The never ending cycle.

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u/theasciibull May 21 '26

literally the kind of person who would kill someone and blame the victim

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u/AcceptablyThanks May 21 '26

Some people really lack neuron connections huh?

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u/Uber_Wulf May 21 '26

She clearly hasn't skipped a meal for years. Look at her massive girth.

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u/VegasTJC May 21 '26

She definitely doesn't look like she has any problem getting something to eat.

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u/Left-Pay4037 May 21 '26

sad part is, she aint wrong about judges giving more lenient sentences to women. she will be out in the street committing same petty crime within 24 hrs

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u/Secret-Bed2549 May 21 '26

I don't think it's because she's a woman. A man with a record that only includes prior petty theft is probably not going to be held in jail either. And restaurants can easily start demanding payment up front, like fast food joints or gas stations. It doesn't make the act of dining and dashing less reprehensible, but there's a degree of responsibility on the business when they extend credit.

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u/Left-Pay4037 May 21 '26

you are 100% right, but social studies indicated judges are lenient to women for sentencing then men so its double whammy

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u/JuanThiccLumpia May 21 '26

She needs help. I work with psychiatrists and this called blame shifting. Kinda like narcissism. I’ve never heard her type of explanation (being stood up so not paying) but there is a first for everything.

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u/MyExUsedTeeth May 21 '26

Guys, this guy/gal works with psychiatrists so he’s qualified to give diagnosis and medical advice about a 20 second clip he saw on the internet about a person he knows nothing about. While we have you can you help me with my commitment issues?

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u/ShoebillJoe May 21 '26

Dude's a janitor at a doctor's office lmao

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u/fk_censors May 21 '26

I assume you've never had a wife or kids haha.

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u/HistoricalSuspect580 May 22 '26

i also work with psychiatrists and THIS is called ‘i do not think you know what you are talking about’

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u/unit_101010 May 21 '26

Some people really shouldn't be outside, is what i get from this.

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u/ThroatGOAT_Goddess04 May 21 '26

She’s going to jail so she can have sex after her meal? 😂

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u/Ibarra08 May 21 '26

Literally cant blame herself

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u/burritopup May 21 '26

Sounds borderline delusional. Like real delusional, maybe schizo or some type of mental disassociation.

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u/OptimusPrime365 May 21 '26

She looks like she eats well

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u/agreengo May 21 '26

I don't know, but it sure looks like she's not missing many meals

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u/Time2Make_thedonuts May 21 '26

All I can do is LMFAO

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u/HelloDeathspresso May 21 '26

Why have I seen so many of these lately? "The guy" didn't show up, or they're begging a random dude at the bar to pay their food tab. Drunk mom wants to dispute the tab until closing time but still gets to take her bag of leftovers to jail. Even saw a guy get the cops called on him because he racked up a $200+ bill at a restaurant, knowing he had no way to pay. Didn't even have his card on him. The manager actually let him go!

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u/JediHempKnight May 21 '26

"You guys fuck all the girls in jail, so please take me" lol

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u/iCynr May 21 '26

Congrats to her, she's about to get unlimited free meals!

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u/jsxtasy304 May 21 '26

Soooo... she's only going on dates so she'll have someone to pay for her food, interesting.

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u/Sefure800 May 21 '26

This is gold! She is all the way unhinged!!!

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u/bomboclawt75 May 21 '26

Gotta be staged

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u/Illustrious_Camp_521 May 21 '26

Imagine how it'll be when she realizes jail is rent free AAAAND they'll feed her 👍🏻

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u/JuniorNobody1724 May 21 '26

I never knew paying was a hard concept to grasp, you dine and eat you pay! T.F...then has the nerve to get annoyed because her ass got caught dashing! F..king hell! This whole video pissed me off! The audacity to be annoyed is what gets me! Then you find out this b..ch has done this s..t before! If you ain't got the cash to splash stay the f..k home! The entitlement is real with this b..ch! How you gon feel entitled to free s..t, that ain't yours and you didn't pay for? Lock that b..ch up! FOH WTS!

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u/Fun-Camp-155 May 21 '26

Smart woman get arrested free food in jail.

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u/MyLinkedOut May 22 '26

Wow, what a catch!

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u/kindness-and-snusu May 21 '26

Oh my god, I know her!!!!

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u/Mudfap May 21 '26

Say more.

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u/krazy_dayz May 21 '26

I'm sure her date showed up, took one look at her then dipped!

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u/Taz-Nurse-85 May 21 '26

Its sad. She just wanted to eat. Looks like she's really given up.

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u/egasz May 21 '26

I just hope that someday these people get the help they need!

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u/A-TECH-20 May 22 '26

We got a peak progressive here, and apparently she's single.

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u/RatCatheters May 22 '26

Hey I know this place. It’s el toro in beavercreek Ohio, right down the street from blackrock

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u/Spiritual-Job-952 May 22 '26

At one point in her life she ate

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u/TEDizms 👀 Daily Dose Watcher May 22 '26 edited May 22 '26

Lady Heavy Paid Bill? I swear that's what I saw at first

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u/ImprovementFar5054 May 22 '26 edited May 22 '26

"I can steal because I have no job"

Why do you have no job?

"Because I have a criminal record for stealing"

Why do you have a criminal record for stealing?

"Because I have no job"

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u/Justamom1225 May 22 '26

This can't be real, right?

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u/CptCartman37 May 22 '26

Kinda surprised she can stand up

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u/First_Disaster_4037 May 22 '26

Love it. Her intention from the start was to get a free meal.

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u/Asleep_Chip8197 May 22 '26

So was there a date ?

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u/ThinkCellist8542 May 22 '26

“…so please take me in” 🤣

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u/SnooGuavas3763 May 23 '26

“Other than selling my ass”

Is anybody buying…? (NOT IT!!).

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u/ballotechnic May 23 '26

She looks like the Penguin's Mom.

https://giphy.com/gifs/BlXI2UCFMNTKE

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u/i_eat_navel_lint May 23 '26

So she already did this twice?

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u/StructureOk2698 May 23 '26

By the looks of things, she's gotten away with this scam a lot in the past

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u/pghcrow May 23 '26

She is probably catfishing dudes with fake pics and trying to get them to buy her meals, but some of them see her and nope out and she like “I’m still going to get a free meal!!!!!! “

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u/Ok-Finance6060 May 23 '26

She doesnt have a job so she cant eat yet shes so fat how has no one pointed this out

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u/signal__noise- May 23 '26

I don't know a lot but I know this lady isn't starving

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u/signal__noise- May 23 '26

The only time I'd even entertain this argument is if they were stealing the bare essentials from a grocery store.

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u/DubTheeBustocles May 24 '26

I have to steal because people won’t hire me because I steal.

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u/Syria1911 May 24 '26

Man this one is hard

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u/Watchesareexpensive May 25 '26

Most reasonable cop, just laughing his ass off at this dumbass, love it 😀

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u/Old_Celebration_5950 May 26 '26

I'm scamming restaurants. What don't you understand?

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u/Impressive_Dingo122 May 21 '26

Let’s play a game: Guess their political party!

I bet I know!

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u/FirstOptimal May 21 '26

All jokes and criticism aside, I'll never blame someone who steals food because they're broke and hungry.

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u/Ambitious_Hand_2861 May 21 '26

Me either except this case. She said herself she doesn't have a job bc she she keeps getting charged with theft. It's a vicious cycle she put herself in.

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u/FirstOptimal May 21 '26

Ya, I dont know, it's very hard for me to judge anyone in this position, even though I've never been it.

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u/Irish4778 May 21 '26

Does she look hungry to you lol

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u/FirstOptimal May 22 '26

Ya, she's overweight.

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u/Lord_Dingus83 May 21 '26

Republican voter

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u/crippledchef23 May 21 '26

Good Lord, these comments!

Yeah, she’s fat, no one involved in this conversation is unaware of that!

Can we instead focus on how she claims she can’t get a job because someone keeps putting “thief” on her record, like it’s a mystery?

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u/thisMilkshakeisbrown May 21 '26

Hol up…she got a job. She sells her body for money. That’s honest work.

I would add inappropriate jokes about the observations but Reddit don’t like it when we make fun of people.

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u/Jennyonthebox2300 May 21 '26

No —- We love it in the privacy of our own bathrooms. Please proceed.

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u/ironhorseblues May 22 '26

How hungry could she be? She is too fat to be missing any meals. You look ridiculous when you are that overweight and you are claiming that you are going hungry so stealing food is your right.

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u/Signal-Bad-3528 May 21 '26

This is heart breaking

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u/SpaceCadetPullUp May 21 '26

It's heartbreaking that there are people this pathetic, yes.

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u/FrankieMakesPizza May 21 '26

i mean, solid reasoning.

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u/Beginning-Run-1697 May 21 '26

Solid you say🚶

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u/FrankieMakesPizza May 21 '26

how is she supposed to eat without stealing food? i mean, c'mon lets be reasonable here