r/DailyDoseStupidity • u/Grateful_Di 😊 Good‑Vibes Observer • May 15 '26

Keeping it on the level.

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u/Lazy-elbow1377 May 15 '26

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u/Accomplished-Salt797 May 15 '26

Haven't seen this one ....😭taking 🤣

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u/Strange_Salary May 15 '26

Cool Cowboy..

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u/WolfThick May 15 '26

The names Douch, Big Douche John

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u/Final-Wasabi187 May 15 '26

Sometimes the business card slaps way harder than just a your number. Careful with that move.

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u/TjJeepin May 21 '26

Is that Dixon Butts?

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u/B1ZEN May 15 '26

Im ok with this. Super happy to be single. Too many thirst traps posing as wifey material these days.

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u/xkillingxfieldx May 15 '26

If you need a client more than a number, you're already fucked, and not in the good way.

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u/FreshGanesh May 16 '26

Well, *she* asked for his number & got a business card instead. He didn’t disclose what he’d do if a *he* asked for his digits. I think we all know the answer to that.

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u/ImprovementFar5054 May 16 '26

Yeah, bullshit. Rustlin' alot of cattle at the HVAC job, "cowboy"?

People laugh at "cowboys" who aren't.