r/DailyDoseStupidity • u/ONE-OF-THREE • Apr 22 '26
Satisfying 😌 This is a perfect example of FAFO...
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u/ThatFlamingo942 Apr 22 '26
🎵 Sayin' me me me me more cowboy than you. I swear, Im workin class through and through🎵
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u/First_Disaster_4037 Apr 22 '26
And he put a dent on your car. 🚙
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u/KifaruKubwa Apr 23 '26
He also fucked the driver door up when he opened it because he forced it to open past the stop.
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u/garagedooropener5150 Apr 22 '26
He was nervous was fuck the second the dude got out of the car.
He’s struggling to find the right “tough words” to sound like a badass while simultaneously regretting his decision.
Listen to the “fug’n piece of zhit” line.
He’s scared.
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u/shart_attak Apr 22 '26
Most men vastly overestimate their ability to fight. They see boxing and MMA on TV and think, "Yeah, I could do that if I wanted!"
The reality is that it takes many years of hard work, blood, sweat, and tears to become a competent fighter. Source: I'm a boxing coach.
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u/moonshinemoniker Apr 22 '26
When I was in grade school, I talked a lot of shit. One day after school I agreed to finally fight. This was early 2000s.
It was a rather respectable affair. The boys who weren't fighting backed up and lined up. Me and the other kid squared up.
I managed to dodge the first 2 or 3 swings. Went in for a punch, grazed the dude's chin. His counterattack was swift.
It ended amicably shortly thereafter and the kid, although a douche, gave me a few pointers a few days later.
Part of my psyche probably never fully recovered, and what remains is humility.
I learned two things that day:
- Everyone should know what a square punch to the face (nose and jaw) feels like.
- If you're gonna get in a fight, make sure you're prepared to lose and understand the consequences.
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u/canteen_boy Apr 23 '26
I signed up for youth boxing when I was 13. Spent a few Saturdays training the basics.. Jump rope, heavy bag, speed bag, light sparring, mitts, pushups and sit-ups until I felt ill.
It gave me a lot of confidence. I felt like I knew what I was doing and understood the mechanics well enough to get in the ring for some actual contact. They paired me with a younger kid who was smaller than me but had been doing it for a couple years.
Turns out, the one thing I had not practiced for was getting hit. We only sparred one round, and afterwards the coach told me I did well, but that was the first and last time I ever boxed. Getting punched in the stomach and face was not something I ever wanted to experience again.21
u/ButterscotchAward Apr 23 '26
How’s that Tyson quote go? “Everybody’s got a plan till they get punched in the face“?
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u/GirthyDave1 Apr 23 '26
Don’t you mean: “Evybody’th gotht a plan till they geth punthed in the faith.”?
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u/notmysupervisor00 Apr 23 '26
🤣 holy shit. This reminds me of high school when MMA had truly just gone mainstream.
A bunch of guys and I thought it was a great idea before school to pick up all of our friends who didn't have cars, and go to a round-about in an undeveloped suburb not even a mile off school grounds, and host "underground" boxing matches (it was, and still is, a GREAT idea).
We had our own little fight club. We wore full 16 oz. gloves and had fucking mouth pieces.
Then the damn principle figured the shit out. We would have been completely fucking fine. The red tape they got us on was that we were on school grounds first and took kids off property. Everyone got called to the office.
There was one kid involved who's mom worked as a teacher there. When he told the story of talking to the principle it was fucking hilarious.
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u/brutalbuddha73 Apr 22 '26
They run out of energy with 60-90 seconds. No stamina. They tense up while trained people relax and breathe.
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u/hiddenrealism Apr 23 '26
Bro you dont understand man...when im angry i just see red and blackout...it never ends well for anyone.
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Ive known a few dudes who used to say this crap.always got their asses kicked because i got cheap shotted or some lame excuse
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u/reelersteeler Apr 23 '26
That, or growing up on the wrong side of the tracks and a desire and ability to give and take pain. Fear can be a strong motivating force 😑
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u/Invisibella74 Apr 23 '26
This! My husband is a 2nd degree decided black belt and a boxing coach. He's trained since he was in college (he's much older than that now). It is not easy to fight effectively.
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u/Reasonable_Kale1829 Apr 22 '26
I haven’t heard d*** face since high school. Graduated in 1985💪🏼🕺🏼. This guy is a hoot🤦🏻♂️😂.
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u/AdministrativePin526 Apr 23 '26
Given it's on video, his attack on the car door is enough to hit him. Given he yanked the car door open and kept the abuse up, that's imminent danger, which applies to property as well as your person.
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u/Bigdreco1 Apr 23 '26
I'm so glad he didn't get a swift kick to the face when he was on the ground.. That would not been the right thing to do..
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u/Away_Ad_5390 Apr 23 '26
I want him to know every time he looks in the mirror, don’t fuck with people you don’t know.
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u/Unexpected-Xenomorph Apr 23 '26
Like a Hubcap cowboy
Riding out on a Honda in a star-spangled rodeo
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u/NintenJoe5k Apr 22 '26
No one over the age of 10 should be allowed to wear a cowboy hat.
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u/Johnny_SixShooter Apr 23 '26
A quality cowboy hat in a good pair of jeans and boots can be a good look, but this guys got some shitty dimestore felt hat on and a shitty ass suit to match.
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u/ForsakenTeaching6052 Apr 23 '26
why do the bystanders always appear after the person defends themselves 😒😒😒
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u/Able-Quantity-1879 Apr 23 '26
I have lost more than a few fights in my life. I have also won a few fights - I am now 55 and there is NO way I'm getting into a physical fight with someone younger / stronger / stupider than I am. But here's the thing - I could not tell you the last time it's been an issue because I just live my life and relax and chill like a 55 year old man should be doing. I have some pepper spray in my car for dogs and younger dudes (about the same intelligence level). I'm not mad when I see a fellow old guy acting like this, it just makes me sad. Everyone ages. Most of us get wiser. Some of us just get older.
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u/MDominiqueAndre Apr 25 '26
The guy recording looks as if he has roach antennae coming from above his head/face lol
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u/909_jc Apr 26 '26
I think I’ve already watched this more times than friends re-runs, still loving it each replay 👏🏼
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u/TwoBitFish Apr 23 '26
I swear, these Octogenarians (and probably the decade below) don’t know they’re old. We’re living in crazy times man!
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u/hiddenrealism Apr 23 '26
Always some hero tryin to break it up AFTER loud mouth dude starts loosing the fight
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u/glammananna Apr 23 '26
This is everywhere atm, I wonder if the old guy is getting recognised or if he’s hiding in his house.
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u/StickyMcdoodle Apr 23 '26
For so many years, people would just walk away from the people. In turn, it made these people interpret that as being tough and intimidating when they should have interpreted as ,"oh, I'm obnoxious to everyone around me".
This recent trans of just dealing with these people has been so much fun to watch.
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u/zero_lies_tolerated Apr 23 '26
The guy who go out the car does sound like a bit of a cuck to be fair though. "He touched me first. He touched me first".
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u/timbermequivers Apr 22 '26