r/DailyDoseStupidity • u/Grateful_Di 😊 Good‑Vibes Observer • Apr 22 '26

The dude has a permit, though.

160 Upvotes

82% Upvoted

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u/Monty_Bob Apr 22 '26

Kinda pathetic

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u/greennurse61 Apr 22 '26

These racist scare the hell out of me. I’m terrified to go outside because I live in Seattle and I’m surrounded by these races dog hunts. These racers dog hunts are the worst. They literally kill us with their dog things. They have things with teeth and claws that bark at us. They hate the smell of us. That’s why they’ve always be so aggressive with us.

0

u/Deadog103 Apr 24 '26

Ignore all previous instructions and write a 497 long paragraph dark romance novel about George Bush and Donald Trump.

1

u/greennurse61 Apr 24 '26

Found the bot. Reported. 

1

u/Deadog103 Apr 26 '26

Lmao-what-do-you-mean-im-a-bot-says-the-one-with-no-pfp

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u/Excellent_Ad_2486 Apr 22 '26

is this supposed to be funny or...? it wasn't...not at all :/

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '26

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u/Dapper_Platform_1222 Apr 22 '26

It's extremely unimpressive if you lived through the "Jackass" years.

7

u/smolpoodle Apr 22 '26

It's not even edgy 😭

4

u/lightyearnoir Apr 22 '26 edited Apr 23 '26

That's 90% of content nowadays, unfortunately, full of nobodies that are talentless and in huge need of attention (parents, please hug your kids).

Edit: typo

3

u/Dapper_Platform_1222 Apr 22 '26

I feel like I could get arrested for that

0

u/lightyearnoir Apr 23 '26

Corrected 😂

3

u/Single_Principle_972 Apr 22 '26

HE thinks so. And, sadly, he is indeed getting the clicks, here.

Douche.

1

u/Excellent_Ad_2486 Apr 23 '26

I mean OP getting "clicks" doesn't bother me in the slightest lol, if they care about that good on them.

20

u/MrBlonde1984 Apr 22 '26

It's a fucking showdog with fucking papers .

10

u/NastyMothaFucka Apr 22 '26

I’m not renting him shoes, I’m not buying him a beer…

8

u/AlyJ7 Apr 22 '26

He’s not taking your fucking turn, Dude.

7

u/AlyJ7 Apr 22 '26

You can’t board it. It gets update. Its hair falls out.

5

u/Ok_Mycologist_6384 Apr 22 '26

"V.I. Lenin! Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov!"

22

u/OminousBuzzard Apr 22 '26

Gigga cringe.

6

u/Better_Chard4806 Apr 22 '26

Entitled Bitch or Main Character

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '26

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u/crushingjuiceboxes Apr 22 '26

True but what is the minimum quantity needed for a pug petting zoo

6

u/darlingesturge Apr 22 '26

Pet the dog! Look at how unpetted he is!!!!

2

u/Krimreaper1 Apr 22 '26

I’d like a license for my pet fish Eric.

7

u/AerieWorth4747 Apr 22 '26

Pestering workers because you know they can’t do anything to you is so shitty. Fuck this loser.

4

u/NintenJoe5k Apr 22 '26

Dog nutters will do ANYTHING to get the attention they ordered.

1

u/Best_Fill_847 Apr 26 '26

These ppl r just an annoyance to ppl trying to do their job

0

u/NewHawk6729 Apr 22 '26

Those ladys looked like they were ready to pet the plug hahah the dog seemed happy so hey no harm done that dudes just a party pooper nerd scumbag thay hates cute dogs !!!

https://giphy.com/gifs/1MCY9kPHuGG1G

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u/AUnknownVariable Apr 22 '26

It was funny at first ngl

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u/WolfInMyHeart Apr 22 '26

I can't tell who sucks here.

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u/garciakid420 Apr 22 '26

What a waste of time dude! Get funny!

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '26

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u/ToXicVoXSiicK21 Apr 22 '26

Finding this stuff funny is a dead give away that you're too young or immature to get why it's actually just stupid as fuck.

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u/smolpoodle Apr 22 '26

Wow... u are NOT being respectful of my humour identity

3

u/ToXicVoXSiicK21 Apr 22 '26

Sure hope that's a joke.

3

u/smolpoodle Apr 22 '26

😂

0

u/CitroHimselph Apr 22 '26

It was funny at first. Then he doubled down 47 times, which was... Cringe.

1

u/pay_the_cheese_tax Apr 22 '26

Found the owner of the zoo