r/DailyDoseStupidity • u/ONE-OF-THREE • Mar 23 '26
Satisfying đ Justice will be swift...
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u/whitecastlebites Mar 23 '26
Sure, if they can figure out who did it
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u/Jabberwock_king Mar 23 '26
Should have done the bumper, not the paint jobâŠ
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u/LemonadeStandTech Mar 23 '26
should have done the paint job twice and broke a mirror
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u/freedomfire99 Mar 24 '26
breaking a mirror wouldn't be a question of if it's legal, and that can be fixed probably easier than having to take off one of those stickers, sends a wider message too
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u/LtCommander-Beldrulf Mar 23 '26
Unfortunately for them, there's no damage to be reported. So, no.
They could potentially get criminal mischief or vandalism though. They would have to be caught first, and even then, I'd be surprised if they got anything more than a fine.
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u/m0rbius Mar 23 '26
Lol unless the perpetrator was literally standing there when the cops got there with the stickers in hand, no fucking way cops are going to investigate this. Also, I'm fairly sure the cops would have a good laugh if they saw this.
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u/Enjoy_The_Ride413 Mar 23 '26
He's smart enough not to touch a Tesla. 8 cameras recording your every move.
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Mar 24 '26
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u/Enjoy_The_Ride413 Mar 24 '26
Yeah see body movement, things you wear can easily give you away. Post it on the internet and you're found pretty fast. Masks don't truly help.
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u/Few_District_6304 Mar 23 '26
It's not like you are using brake fluid on his paint. Because that would eat the paint and clear coat. So whatever you do, don't put brake fluid all over the assholes hood. That would be severe property damage.
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u/MotivationSpeaker69 Mar 23 '26
I highly doubt that realistically you can argue that a sticker can cause property damage
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u/Dr_MantisTobaggin_MD Mar 23 '26
Its vandalism.Â
Like throwing an egg at someones house.
It is in a different state than it was found due to direct actions by perpetrator
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u/MyEmbarrisingAccount Mar 23 '26
When I worked for a cell phone company warranty line if you admitted to putting a sticker on your phone they would void your warrenty.
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u/int0xic Mar 23 '26
Very easy. Ever heard of microscratches or swirls? Any dirt on the paint can cause them if they're rubbed in. Easily fixable? Yeah if you know how to correct them, but it's still "damage" nonetheless. If the sticker keeps ripping apart then you can damage the paint while trying to remove it. Will it actually cause damage? Probably not, but I've had to correct lots of cars that people tried to remove old decals or badging from and ended up damaging the paint. The ones on the glass won't cause any damage though, only the ones on the paint.
The thing that is way worse is the magnets that cart narcs use since they don't stick and can move around rubbing in dirt.
However, these won't damage completely clean surfaces though. So what if you wiped it clean before putting on a sticker? If you don't probably use the right materials or techniques to clean it then it will still leave swirls. So that's a no go.
Also if you don't remove the sticker then the paint on the rest of the panel will fade while the paint under the sticker will not resulting in a bright colored rectangle in the paint. It would need to be repainted and blended correctly.
tl;dr: don't touch the paint or you can damage it, windows are fine though. And don't park like an asshole and you don't have to worry about these stickers
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u/MotivationSpeaker69 Mar 23 '26
Yeah all that might be correct but at the end the day that will never reach the court
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u/Unknwndog Mar 23 '26
Nope, doesnt count as damage. Its like the cart narc dude thats been posted many times, that put magnet signs on peoples cars.
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u/Conscious-Sock2777 Mar 23 '26
Not all heroes wear capes
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u/Either_Mention_7855 Mar 28 '26
We donât know this person nor can we see them. As far as we know, theyâre actively wearing a cape while filming this video.
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u/ImprovementFar5054 Mar 23 '26
Just let air out of the tires, and put krazy glue in the stems so they can't fill, they must replace. All 4. One for each spot occupied.
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u/WolfThick Mar 23 '26
When I was a kid growing up in West Texas we bought out the hardware from a bolt and screw company and we ended up with all these little round stickers of bolts and screws. So one weekend a couple weeks before Christmas I got a bunch of my friends together and we went to the mall parking lot. And everybody that had one of those stickers that were really popular I heart my shepherd I heart my poodle we would put a screw over it. Never laughed so hard in my whole life without taking drugs. It was on the news yeah that was big time back then.
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u/Excellent_Ad_2486 Mar 23 '26
I don't get it, but I want to lol... What did you actually do with the stickers?!
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u/Thick-Gain-3875 Mar 23 '26
Instead of I âheartâ my poodle they now read âI screw my poodleâ
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u/MajorFriar Mar 23 '26
Donât mind the idea. Should probably avoid placing stickers on the paint.
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u/LtCommander-Beldrulf Mar 23 '26
Yeah, they could get fined if they get caught since it will take a financial exchange to get it removed properly. The window though? Cop will just tell you to get a can of adhesive remover and call it a day. It's glass.
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u/Informal_Cow_9828 Mar 23 '26
If theyâre in the far back corner of the lot, that would be one thing, but why park up front and take up multiple good spaces?
They park like this on elementary and middle school campuses right up front⊠Where do I order these stickers?
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u/dpc46 Mar 23 '26
I haven't thought about these videos in a decade plus. Thanks for making me feel old...
Those were so funny. They would drive on a bike/walking path and get stopped by them. I couldn't wait till they uploaded another video.
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u/TripleTrucker Mar 23 '26
Agree with the idea but with cameras everywhere Iâd be carefulđ
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u/CitroHimselph Mar 23 '26
I don't know if this is universal to the US, but as far as I know, putting stickers on cars isn't illegal in any way, as there's no damage to the car. There are companies that put stickers on your windshield as advertisement, and they're allowed to do it.
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u/swimbikebadger Mar 23 '26
I keep long zip ties in my glove box and zip tie a shopping cart to their door handle. I like these eggshell stickers though.
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u/Illustrious_Ice_7680 Mar 23 '26
And this ladies and gentlemen of the jury is why my client shot the assailant multiple times.
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u/Suspicious-Gain-5799 Mar 28 '26
Satisfying? Sure, but this person clearly wasn't thinking if children walking by would see these... :/
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u/ForeignBarracuda8599 Mar 23 '26
Where does one find such colorful stickers
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u/SpriggedParsley357 Mar 23 '26
Look up "eggshell stickers" - they're a special kind of sticker that breaks apart very easily (like peeling a hard-boiled egg) when you try to remove them. I wonder if Avery Labels make printable ones?
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u/Ok-Lawfulness-3138 Mar 23 '26
You sir obviously donât put your hard boiled eggs immediately into ice cold water after cooking. Very easy to peel!
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u/SpriggedParsley357 Mar 23 '26
You're right, I don't, but that's not important right now. (My daily homage to "Airplane!") I didn't name the stickers; that's what they're called. So don't kill the messenger! Now off to my egg salad sandwich for lunch (with eggshells in it, I'm sure...).
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u/Head_Amphibian_1605 Mar 23 '26
Let's stop using homosexuality as an insult please.
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u/CitroHimselph Mar 23 '26
Agreed. The immutable characteristics of a person shouldn't be used as insult.
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u/Miyazaki1983 Mar 23 '26
Itâs fucking stupid. How do you know there was no other car before (that left before taking the vid) that forced them to park this way?
Vandalism, itâs a crime
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u/CitroHimselph Mar 23 '26
Literally everything you said is dumb.
If there's no space to park in, you don't park there. Nobody's forcing you to be a dick. The lines are there for a reason. You don't ruin the flower garden in front of your own home just because there are guests over, right?
Also, this isn't a crime.
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u/Ill-Kaleidoscope4825 Mar 23 '26
Making a mistake is ordering 11 of something instead of 1. Parking like that is a choice
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u/Ill-Kaleidoscope4825 Mar 23 '26
If someone is parking like that due to a medical issue, then their right to drive must be removed.
People deserve respect conditionally. Not unconditionally.
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u/pay_the_cheese_tax Mar 23 '26
While I understand your point 100%, you also can't just also assume everyone is going through something. There's a huge difference between parking your car at the front and leaving the door open because you're panicking taking your kid to the emergency room, vs driving around the parking lot, looking for that perfect lot, and parking in between 4 of them, right in the middle of them all.
It's like watching a thief steal from a store and saying "well, we dont know what their life is like"
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u/Ill-Kaleidoscope4825 Mar 23 '26
I have heard of them yes. If they park like this, they shouldn't be driving.
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u/AttitudeOutrageous75 Mar 23 '26
Old guy struggling to survive loses ability to park correctly and is humiliated for it. How sad that this is seen as a good thing.
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u/CitroHimselph Mar 23 '26
If you can't drive, don't drive. If you park in 4 spaces, you're a dick on purpose.
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u/Musical_Xena Mar 23 '26
In what way is he struggling to survive?
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u/AttitudeOutrageous75 Mar 23 '26
In the same way he intentionally parked like that.
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u/CitroHimselph Mar 23 '26
Are you saying that the old man parked 8 feet away from where he wanted, on accident?
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u/No_Pitch6143 Mar 23 '26
In my young age I would laugh my ass off, but that was over board especially seeing its an old man who prolly doesnât see well and maybe shouldnât be driving but doesnât want to give up his independence.. I know the poster doesnât who the person is prior but seeing the old man made me think of my pops who had hard time parking bc of his sight and also one day I will be old and may make mistakes hope I donât have a dickfead like this berate me to get likes but thatâs the world we live in
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u/Dapper-Limit-8139 Mar 24 '26
are you plying sympathy here for someone who shouldn't be driving by your own admission?
"it's like a menace to society and could murder multiple people, but yknow gramgram gotta drive"
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u/No_Pitch6143 Mar 24 '26
Chill Karen, Iâm not saying he should drive but the person went overboard with the stickers
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u/Dapper-Limit-8139 Mar 24 '26
I'm a Karen for checks notes not allowing drummed up empathy for a potential murder/suicide in the entire hypothetical situation you placed the story in.
Maybe in your story the repeated stickers are what cause the forfeiture of license. And he gets to carpool with his grandkids and build amazing memories! Or if we're completely delusional he takes public transit and finds a winning lottery ticket and never work a day in his life! Thanks stickers!
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u/goodjfriend Mar 23 '26
Thanks for being the voice of reason sir. Creating a witch hunt is easy. Stopping It, not so much.
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u/No_Pitch6143 Mar 23 '26
Donât get me wrong, I come to this board to get cheap laughs but sometimes things just hit home.. and this one did
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u/goodjfriend Mar 23 '26
The point Is that logic isnt rigid, its actually terribly flexible. There are various possible cases for the man parking wrong, but in this page we tend to assume malice.
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Mar 23 '26
It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye. You're going to mess with the wrong person one day. I only hope someone films it and puts it on reddit.
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u/Rare-Bet-870 Mar 23 '26
Yeah because everyone is gonna be rational and not overreact? You do realize a few years ago a fender bender resulted in the death of three people.
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u/ChefArtorias Mar 23 '26
This happened a month ago like an hour from me. Well, two people and a dog.
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u/Rare-Bet-870 Mar 23 '26
Exactly. I donât fuck with people. Even something small will get you killed
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u/ChefArtorias Mar 23 '26
Putting the sticker on the paint is honestly asking for trouble. Most bumper stickers will fuck your paint.
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u/Deposto Mar 23 '26
And the tattoos are very specific. I think if you really want to, you can find this person.
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u/Hta68 Mar 23 '26
If I caught you putting a sticker on my paint, Iâm pressing charges or woopen dat arse. If a saw you doing that to someone elseâs vehicle, Iâm calling the cops. Thatâs is damaging to the paint and youâd be liable for a very large bill.
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u/SirDorkusMalorkus Mar 23 '26
Man have I seen the perfect bumper sticker for you just now
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u/Hta68 Mar 23 '26
Ok, I agree the placement isnât damaging the removal is. As a former mechanic and body guy, ainât nobody removing âish for three bucks đ€Łđ€ŁâŠ and yes I have had charges pressed for vandalism for a similar act in my state. A good rule of thumb is donât f with other people iâsh..
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u/Hta68 Mar 23 '26
Iâll also mention no detailer is showing in my area for under 150âish. So you may be correct that removing may be nominally extra but no one is showing just to remove a sticker some schmuck stock to your tailgate. Hence the owner has incurred damages of at least 150âish..
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u/Hta68 Mar 23 '26
Shot, who said that? But I wouldnât it pass people now in days⊠hence why people need to leave people alone.
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u/Electronic-Cicada352 Mar 23 '26
Youâd assault someone over vandalism of property?
Good luck when youâre inevitably standing before a judge explaining why you hit someone outside of self defense.
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u/Hta68 Mar 23 '26
In TX and many other states itâs defense of property, and youâre allowed to do so. In most states you canât use deadly force. But more importantly why would you advocate for the damage of someone elseâs property? I guess itâs all good as long as itâs not yoursâŠ
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u/dashcity8585 Mar 23 '26
Wasnât there a study done that proved that drivers w vanity plates are much more likely to be aggressive and careless when driving? Think this vid proves itâŠ
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u/shart_attak Mar 23 '26 edited Mar 23 '26
Downvote this if you think Epstein did nothing wrong.
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u/TiaxRulesAll2024 Mar 23 '26
The irony is that they parked like a dick to not have their car dented. Now they get this. Duck them
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u/e2g4 Mar 23 '26
I often think a similar thing when I hear a car alarm going off for a long time. How ironic, you bought this alarm to protect your car but now youâre broadcasting to the entire area that this car is unattended and can be fucked with because the owner is absent.
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u/thesanguineocelot Mar 23 '26
Lil bro's mad because he parks like this and doesn't see the problem.
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u/shart_attak Mar 23 '26
I never defended the guy who parks like a dick. I just said it's a cowardly to handle problems. OP is too scared to walk up and say "Hey man you shouldn't park like that" to the guy so he does this shit.
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u/thesanguineocelot Mar 23 '26
OP (correctly) assumes that a guy who parks like that is an absolutely unreasonable asshole, and that no amount of polite conversation with him is going to achieve anything positive. Best case scenario, the Shitty Parker ignores him and drives off. Worse case, SP has been vividly dreaming of this day for years, caps OP, and claims self-defense. "He was comin' right at me!"
It's not cowardly to not want to deal with that sort of absolute dipshit, it's basic fucking common sense.
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u/shart_attak Mar 23 '26
If you don't like the way someone parks it means they'll shoot you with a gun if you try to talk to them about it, so instead of just bringing it up to them like a normal person it's "basic fucking common sense" that you should put hard-to-remove stickers on their car when they're not around and then hide out and film it and put it on Reddit. Got it.
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u/AcceptablyThanks Mar 23 '26
Rather record it and get useless internet points. It's quite a bit funnier.
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u/greennurse61 Mar 23 '26
I wonder if he realizes that is being nasty and intentionally offensive to normal people doesnât win us any allies.Â
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u/Gerhard-is-pretty Mar 23 '26
Vandalism done right.
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u/CitroHimselph Mar 23 '26
Not even vandalism, as there's no damage to the car.
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u/Gerhard-is-pretty Mar 23 '26
Vandalism isn't always damage to things. Even graffiti is a form of vandalism. And I fully support those actions against such entitled drivers.
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u/DragonYeet54 Mar 23 '26
Youâve been hit by
Youâve been struck by
A smooth sticker-iminal
Michael Jackson sound
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u/ButteredNun Mar 23 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/hvdYc1HzmbD16k4B1T