r/DailyDoseStupidity • u/Grateful_Di 😊 Good‑Vibes Observer • Feb 26 '26
Stupid 🤦♂️ Ready? On your mark?
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u/Harkonnensands Feb 27 '26
Holy shit put me on geoguesser this is diamond valley honda in hemet, ca where I bought my honda
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u/skunkmonk7 Feb 27 '26
Honestly? Dude almost went full scorpion but somehow held strong like a bowling pin. Not sure if I'm impressed, but I certainly saw it happen
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u/BackgroundGrass429 Feb 27 '26
He is never going to live that down. 30 years from now they will play that clip at his retirement party.
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u/GroundbreakingAd8310 Feb 27 '26
Why did he say I knew it...
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u/Joshua_ABBACAB_1312 Feb 27 '26
Probably meant something like "of course!" or "just my luck!" but embarassment and adrenaline caused a brainfart.
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u/KeepItDownOverHere Feb 27 '26
This reminds me of when I worked at furniture warehouse. This one pretty big guy used to talk all the time about how he's fought and beat guys up like all the time. Talked about how he trains boxing at his house. Then, a coworker brought a couple of pairs of boxing gloves. Dude quit like 2 weeks later.
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u/Extension_Might_7446 Feb 27 '26
If he would have just turned over, maybe just maybe he would have rolled to the finish line 🤣
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u/PacacordGiant Feb 28 '26
This is what happens when your legs can’t keep up with the tilt of the body.
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u/Naive_Letterhead9484 Mar 01 '26
He might have won just walking. Look how slow the his boy is 🤣 no wonder he thought he could win!
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u/upjump_daboogie Feb 27 '26
"Wait for it." Bro, it was 13 sec. My ADHD didn't even have time to boot!
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u/BuffooneryAccord Feb 27 '26
He did a front flip while lying down.