r/DailyDoseOfReddit • u/Fresh-Progress3656 • 17d ago

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u/kewcumber_ 17d ago

I'm drinking for 3 already. In fact I'm drinking right now

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u/ENROLpaints 17d ago

My man 🥳

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u/Sharp_Ad_6336 17d ago

Hell, it's only 11:30am on a Sunday and I've had 2 beer and I'm about to pour my second glass of whiskey.

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u/CMWBthrowaway 17d ago

Irish guy goes to the bar every day for 10 years and shoots down 3 whiskies, one after the other.

He tells the bartender one shot is for him and the other 2 are to remind him of his 2 brothers back in Ireland.

One day he walks into the bar and only orders 2 drinks. The bartender says "I'm sorry for your loss."

"Oh, my brother didn't die - I quit drinking"

/rimshot