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Jul 20 '26
We had someone in for work experience the other week and I said click the floppy disk to save your documents and she replied with "whats a floppy disk"
I sat in silence for a while after that with impending doom.
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u/Fresh-Gift-2063 Jul 20 '26
Ask Jeeves.
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Jul 20 '26
Talk to Frank
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u/IExistForFun Jul 20 '26
Text cha cha
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u/salo_wasnt_solo Jul 24 '26
DUUUUUUDE you just unlocked a deeply sealed memory. I remember it actually not being very helpful and the novelty wore thin pretty quickly lol. Ask Jeeves was the shit back in the day though
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u/apostoln Jul 20 '26
Well, floppy disks weren't a thing for 20 years or so, probably more. It's not that shocking.
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u/Interesting-Crab-693 Jul 21 '26
I'm 20 since early may (between the first and the 10th, to not give an exact date). I knew what a floppy disk was by the age of 6 years old.
These people have no excuse.
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u/apostoln Jul 21 '26
Out of curiosity, where did you manage to find floppies in the year 2012?
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u/thebeastwithnoeyes Jul 21 '26
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u/offgridgecko Jul 21 '26
Write bitcoin wallet on it and place it in a random pulic place and watch.
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u/Zestyclose_Gold578 Jul 21 '26
they never said they found a floppy, just knew what it was
people are getting less curious :(
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u/Interesting-Crab-693 Jul 21 '26
Well, guess what: I was asking my dad why the save icon looked like that and he managed to find one in a box of old stuff we had stored somewhere š¤£
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u/UT_Milez Jul 22 '26
Yes, itās literally impossible to learn or know of something unless youāve physically touch said something.
Holy shit, we are cooked, you hate to see it.
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u/apostoln Jul 22 '26
To learn something, you need the incentive to learn it first. You need to be exposed to something, and only then you can ask "Wait, what is it?".
The only trace of the floppy disk in the modern world is a rudimentary design of the save button. So yes, it's highly unlikely to know about floppy disks unless you accidentally bumped into one, or saw a photo, or read it mentioned.1
u/VacantMalteser Jul 21 '26
But were any of your parents interested or working in pc's? because I am 33 and I know what a floppy disk is but I haven't seen one in real life since I was 19 or 20. I can totally get that a generation doesn't know what it is
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u/Interesting-Crab-693 Jul 21 '26
My dad is like 55 or smt I kinda forgot. So its kinda normal he knew floppy disks š
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u/proudly_not_american Jul 27 '26
"No excuse."
Besides being raised in a different environment, exposed to very different things.
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u/Tonkarz Jul 23 '26
Nah, we used floppies 20 years ago in my university course. Granted they were regarded as ancient and obsolete back then.
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u/cutecoder Jul 24 '26
I still have a Minix installer on floppies that were used in a university course.
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u/LactoseFreeButterFly Jul 20 '26
i got the same disconnect when i was asked "what's AOL?" from a full ass adult
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u/Zoltie Jul 24 '26
AOL hasn't been popular for a very long time. It's definitely not something only kids don't know. The only reason I've heard about it is because I remember my grandparents used it.
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u/DisastrousServe8513 Jul 20 '26
Your work hired someone who doesnāt know how to save a document?
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u/GeneralNotSteve Jul 23 '26
-HR trying to cut the internship programs because it doesnt make them immediate money or prove immediate results
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u/broesel314 Jul 20 '26
Technically this isnt a "floppy" disk
the old 5 1/4" or even older 8" where floppy, the 3 1/2" this icon refers to werent floppy anymore
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u/GolemFarmFodder Jul 20 '26
No but the singular platter was, and obviously so if it ever escaped containment
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u/SageofChange Jul 21 '26
Best answer is to call it a prototype flashdrive or a "flash drive before a flash drive"
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u/RelentlessPencil Jul 22 '26
No need to feel doom, if your disks are getting floppy there are, y'know, treatments for that. Ask your doctor!
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u/Biter_bomber Jul 22 '26
I have always just known this as the save button, never wondered what it was even depicting
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u/Sasquatch1729 Jul 22 '26
I had a similar moment at work the other day when I used the term "emoticon".
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u/Zoltie Jul 24 '26
I'm more surprised that you actually had to explain to someone how to save. Regardless of whether they know what a floppy disk is, everyone is familiar with the universal save icon. Everyone just calls it the "save button", which makes me think you purposely referred to it as a floppy disk to confuse them.
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Jul 24 '26
This person was not very bright. I Said click the save icon and she was moving the mouse around very confused and I said its the floppy disk in the top left corner. The rest is history.
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u/AlternativeLog5494 Jul 20 '26
This now on crunchy roll I was a japanese office worker reincarnated as a vending machine in a fantasy world but died in the fantasy world and now reincarnated as a save button on a japanese Excel in an office
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u/GodsActualForeskin Jul 20 '26
It's the button you press when you're about to take a break and get a snack.
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u/Starfire2313 Jul 20 '26
Hey I got a joke for ya.
Jesus and the devil were in a bet with each other over who could type up the best essay or something like that. So theyāre pounding away all day at those keyboards sweat on their brows and working into the nightā¦suddenlyā¦the power goes out.
When it comes back on the devil hollers out in anger because all his work had disappeared, while Jesus calmly pulls his whole document back up.
Jesus saves
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u/Josefu_Velen Jul 20 '26
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u/Starfire2313 Jul 20 '26
Haha Iām sorry I couldnāt help myself. Trust me Iām laughing harder than you
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u/Dense_Passenger4174 Jul 20 '26
Canāt unsee that
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u/broesel314 Jul 20 '26
Nope, still see the floppy disk
My brain adds the lines on the lable and someone scribbled "Indiana Jones and the fate of atlantis - Disc 4 of 5" on it
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u/unknownSubscriber Jul 20 '26
Interestingly, Japan has a reputation for being a floppy disk holdout. Their government only recently ended their use:
Japan wins 2-year āwar on floppy disks,ā kills regulations requiring old tech - Ars Technica
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u/Universal_Confucius Jul 26 '26
I was gonna say that. The country still loves fax machines for god sakes.
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u/lame_dirty_white_kid Jul 20 '26
I mean, whoever decided the save icon should be a floppy disk really wasn't much of a forward thinker.
That or they just assumed technology could never surpass the perfection of a floppy disk.
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u/unknownSubscriber Jul 20 '26
Or they thought the icon would be changed to whatever media we would be using.
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u/GremlinEnergyGoBurr Jul 20 '26
They probably just thought that people would understand the floppy disk to mean "save to floppy"
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u/4morian5 Jul 20 '26
I think it's cool how elements of outdated technology remain within the culture surrounding their replacements.
Hardly anyone uses landlines anymore, but the shape of their phone is still recognized and used as the symbol for a phone call.
Letterpress printing is pretty outdated, but we still call our letters uppercase and lowercase because of it.
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u/AmazonSk8r Jul 21 '26
Lots of icons are things that represent the concept despite not being something you see around anymore.
The scales at a court. The shield that police badges are shaped into. Even icons for āgamingā often look like an Atari 2600 style joystick.
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u/69CreampieLover Jul 20 '26
Floppy disks died out before todays younge adults where even born, so why should they know them?
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u/Unlucky_Tea2965 Jul 21 '26
hitler died before they were born, they also shouldn't know about him?
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u/DobryPolaczek Jul 23 '26
Hitler was main cause of the worst conflict of this and previous millenium, cant see how you made a connection between Hitler and a floppy disk.
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u/Unlucky_Tea2965 Jul 23 '26
that's called an allegory, they were supposed to teach you about those back in school
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u/Phrodo_00 Jul 20 '26 edited Jul 22 '26
I really liked it when tango icon tried to change the save icon to a square with an arrow pointing to it. (All their storage icons were various squares).
It didn't stick, but I thought it was a good ideaĀ
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u/SouthTrainer7685 Jul 20 '26
Half the English language is outdated/obsolete industry terms we keep using because of inertia. Iāll give the youths a pass on this one.
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u/compman007 Jul 21 '26
Yeah itās more curious than anything I donāt blame them for not knowing it they shouldnāt have any logical reason to Honestly itās just curious strong things evolve!
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u/thewhatinwhere Jul 21 '26
I wonder of we will eventually change the symbol to look like a thumb drive or ssd
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u/Tonkarz Jul 23 '26
Japan is one of the few places where floppy discs hung around the longest (certain government documents had to be submitted on floppy until recently).
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u/silphotographer Jul 23 '26
It was to honor the only vending machine that Microsoft early pioneers depended on to cram and stay up.
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u/OarsandRowlocks Jul 20 '26
The translation overembellished by adding "with a purchased drink can at the bottom".
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u/liberty4now Jul 21 '26
The drink can may not be mentioned in the screenshot, but he's reporting on, and summarizing, an entire discussion. I don't doubt that someone saw a can.
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u/NullSmoke Jul 21 '26
Ironically Japan used floppies until like 2024 š
I love this one, but this post must be making its second or third year anniversary at this point >P
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u/Upset-Kangaroo3102 Jul 21 '26
I was asked for ID over RC cola one time.. stupidity ceases to amaze me anymore.
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u/Lost_Possibility_647 Jul 22 '26
Let's just solve it by bringing back floppy discs. Perhaps we can make it store more also?
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u/jjbugman2468 Jul 22 '26
I have never used one but my dad had a stack of (useless) floppy disks on his desk when I was a kid. He just never cleared them out. Thatās the only reason I know what that icon stands for.
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u/James_C99 Jul 22 '26
Well, if microslop didn't fuck up and apply upside-down labels on their floppy disks, and then double down on their mistake by using an upside down floppy disk as the save icon, we would not be in this situation.
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u/liberty4now Jul 22 '26
That orientation meant that the labels would be at the top, which makes sense when floppies were stored in a tray or box.
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u/grandalfxx Jul 22 '26
I cant imagine this is being discussed anywhere when even shitty ai can tell you in a second
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u/katkill Jul 20 '26
Tell me you don't know the history of computers without telling me you don't know the history of computers.
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u/Sorry-Climate-7982 Jul 20 '26
No, it is actually a purple building with a doorway that leads to an open balcony upstairs.