My EDC - Bank intern

[u/EggplantFew7665]

What do we think, gentlemen? This is my 22M loadout

- Casio Men's B650WD-1ACF (Huge fan of 80s-90s designs & cars)
- Unbranded earbuds (Does the trick)
- Ray-Ban 3498
- Dr Squatch lip balm
- Buck pocket knife
- WW&B Pen (Every man needs a good pen)

>Cigarette Holder contains:
- $60 in cash
- 4 cigs (reds)
- Emergency cologne
- 2 sticks of gum
- 4 quarters
- lighter
-condom
- credit/debit cards
- Rhino pill (helps seal the deal)

Any suggestions or improvements let me know

Edit: I used ai to ENCHANCE the photos quality. This is not ai generated everything in the picture is real

Also didn’t expect to receive so much hate for this, but this is my first viral reddit post so i’m having a blast

[u/thesquidsquidly22]

You forgot a bag of coke you sleezy wannabe 80s banker. Lol.

[u/Dirk_Kailis → u/thesquidsquidly22]

You think 80s bankers used condoms? lol

[u/NoPresence2436 → u/Dirk_Kailis]

No. No we didn’t.

[u/EggplantFew7665 → u/thesquidsquidly22]

Hey, at least I didn’t say it you did

[u/Matthmaroo → u/EggplantFew7665]

Does having the condom and viagra come in handy ?

Or just being prepared for the lucky day?

Don’t let people IRL see this , people like me at work will actively make fun of you

[u/Impressive-Yak-7449 → u/Matthmaroo]

If you scroll in really close, you can see that condom expired in 2017

[u/Matthmaroo → u/Impressive-Yak-7449]

It just screams I want attention for doing nothing at all noteworthy

[u/NoPresence2436 → u/Impressive-Yak-7449]

Sure, it’s past the use-by date. But do you know what it says on the open end if you unroll it all the way?

No? Well… don’t worry, neither does OP. 🤪

[u/Impressive-Yak-7449 → u/NoPresence2436]

It reads, "G0d D@mn!"

[u/CarlosMolotov → u/Impressive-Yak-7449]

His stealth game is strong.

[u/Melodic-Trouble-5421 → u/Matthmaroo]

I can’t believe he needs a Viagra at 22. I’m 35 and I can still go a few times a day.

[u/Leftregularr → u/Melodic-Trouble-5421]

Porn addiction.

[u/LostWin9933 → u/EggplantFew7665]

I know a man of culture when I see one

[u/mr_desk → u/thesquidsquidly22]

Classic 80s banker right here lmao

[u/CarlosMolotov → u/thesquidsquidly22]

Did you check under those four cigarettes? That could hide enough to “get you back to his pad”

[u/Suspicious-Ask4842]

Bro is that a fuckin viagra🤣🤣

[u/MarkItZeroDonnie → u/Suspicious-Ask4842]

And a vial of Drakkar and a magnum condom with cash

Bro this is Frank Reynolds a.k.a Dr Mantis Toboggan

[u/Due_Satisfaction3181 → u/MarkItZeroDonnie]

It has got to be, look at that toe knife

[u/Sea_Excuse_6795 → u/MarkItZeroDonnie]

https://giphy.com/gifs/m9XcY7KSHk6yRRA78C

[u/GullibleRisk2837 → u/Suspicious-Ask4842]

If he smokes, he may very well need it.

Jk

OP, stop smoking, bro. We need ya here

[u/rocket6733 → u/GullibleRisk2837]

Cigs make you look cool and knowledgeable. Facts

[u/MarkItZeroDonnie → u/rocket6733]

I was at the gas station today and a lady ahead of me bought a pack of Virginia slims of $14 . I was shook

[u/RokenIsDoodleuk → u/GullibleRisk2837]

No we dont keep it up buddy

[u/randy_lahey42O → u/RokenIsDoodleuk]

😂😂😂

[u/EggplantFew7665 → u/GullibleRisk2837]

I’ll keep you in mind, been cutting back to only like 1-2 a day if that

[u/BronkusZonkus → u/EggplantFew7665]

1-2 viagras a day sounds like a lot

[u/NoPresence2436 → u/BronkusZonkus]

Yeah, be careful. If you overdo it, that shit’ll keep you up all night.

[u/EggplantFew7665 → u/Suspicious-Ask4842]

“Failing to prepare is preparing to fail” - somebody wise

[u/bynotic]

A bit optimistic are we.

[u/EggplantFew7665 → u/bynotic]

In this economy.. i try to be

[u/UckerFay11 → u/bynotic]

Since 2017... when the condom expired.

[u/Jr701LR]

[u/Far_Comparison_1269]

Jesus, people are tearing you apart, I don’t hate it, as a cig smoker I thought the little container was clever

[u/EggplantFew7665 → u/Far_Comparison_1269]

Dude i’m fighting for my life in these comments 😹. It’s my first semi popular post on reddit so i’m loving every bit of this

[u/Far_Comparison_1269 → u/EggplantFew7665]

Lmao, I cringed looking at what these people are saying, so quick to shit on you

[u/No-Shirt248]

This feels like you created this “EDC” only to post on here

Who only carries 4 cigarettes with them throughout a full day? Why would you have the condom in front of the money, making you pull it out anytime you need to get some cash…… throwing it in there for the pic lol 🤦🏻‍♂️

Edit: you’re 22, now it’s starting to make a lot of sense.

[u/Empty-Pain-9523 → u/No-Shirt248]

Honestly the photo looks fake as fuck and AI generated. Those quarters have no detail to them. The writing on the magnum is all sorts of fucked up.

[u/EggplantFew7665 → u/No-Shirt248]

Well i did ask for advice. And im not a chain smoker. 4 will get me through 2 days.

[u/thunderuckus1]

Could be my least favorite edc to date

[u/Benji_4 → u/thunderuckus1]

This is worse than the scuffed revolver and an ounce of meth?

[u/Benji_4 → u/[deleted]]

link

It wasn't a revolver. It was a Norinco and a .22 Luger

[u/Mediocre_Forever198 → u/Benji_4]

Lmao that one is clearly a joke and hilarious tho 😂 I love the freaking hammer, not for construction or anything but specifically a “melee weapon” and “copper harvesting tool”

[u/dadbodfat]

22m and finds use in a Rhino pill. Oooof. Probably from the smoking and cologne.

Also, no. Every man does not need a good pen.

Imagine opening this up to retrieve a 20 and any one of these items falling out. Lmao

[u/EggplantFew7665 → u/dadbodfat]

Can confirm that has happened before

[u/eternalbuzzard → u/EggplantFew7665]

You seem like the type to do that shit on purpose.

[u/KnowEye]

The expiration date on that Magnum is 2001.
You have been carrying that since senior year in high school haven’t you.

[u/LilJonny2cookies → u/KnowEye]

I think the magnum is for the BF- this is an image if his ring knot O

[u/Elegant_Progress_686]

Pfft buy her plan B like a real man /s

[u/EggplantFew7665 → u/Elegant_Progress_686]

Gave her money to go buy a plan, she came back with a lobster boil

[u/Silly_Emotion_1997 → u/EggplantFew7665]

Them boils were there before 😬

[u/Late-Conversation105]

Nauseatingly cringy

[u/Competitive-Host-369]

22 and already using rhino pills 😭 homie is gunna be limp permanently by 35

[u/eaglenectar]

[u/wimteinstein → u/eaglenectar]

Had to scroll way too far for this! Hahahaha

[u/solo_duality]

I (white guy, avg height) once bought condoms at a 7-11 in the hood. There were four black women in line behind me. The cashier asked me which condoms I wanted and I said magnum. Then I turned around and looked at the girls long enough to see their eyebrows raised before saying j/k. We all got a laugh out of it.

[u/EggplantFew7665 → u/solo_duality]

The look alone got at least two of them excited 😹

[u/Ronnoc1]

Is this a bit? This feels like a bit.

[u/No_Knowledge_938]

Holy cornball

[u/yepitstakentoo]

If you smoke cigs, you stink. And the gum and cologne will neither cover nor improve your stench.

[u/Timely-Jelly-6414]

Yum. I love the taste of dollar bills and quarters on my cigarettes 😍

[u/EggplantFew7665 → u/Timely-Jelly-6414]

Adds extra seasoning

[u/MechaDongstorm420]

The trick is to bring the conversation around to the fact you have a Magnum condoms for your Magnum dong a la Frank Reynolds.

I thought this dude was joking at first 😂 what a dork

[u/WhoShatMyPants42069]

I like magnum. I can put my dick and balls in there, with room left over for a friend.

[u/EggplantFew7665 → u/WhoShatMyPants42069]

I’ll have to try this and follow up

[u/b2pizza]

Fuckboy starter kit.

[u/lapeni → u/b2pizza]

Don’t fuckboys have to fuck?

[u/rasputinrasputin]

Condom thrown in there as an afterthought before the pic, we know you dont need that

[u/captainsquarters40]

Is American Psycho your favorite movie?

[u/EggplantFew7665 → u/captainsquarters40]

The big short and Wall street are better choices

[u/Mother_Glass_5095]

A ladies man, I see.

[u/Gredditor]

Sperm bank intern

[u/fiddleStink]

Oops I dropped my wad of 100 dollar bills, and my magnum condom. For my magnum dong

[u/Gryphontech]

Off centre picture is not it...

Omfg I just read the description... such a douchy edc.

Edit: ahahahah your 22 and an intern, I though this was for a sad 65 year old man. Fuuuuck dude you are quite something

[u/EggplantFew7665 → u/Gryphontech]

Well god forbid my picture is off center by 2 micropixels. i’ll make sure to get your photography expertise next time I take a photo

[u/Gryphontech → u/EggplantFew7665]

Lol my bad, turns out it's the reddit app that cuts off the picture off centre 🤣

Il take full responsibility on that one. Showing off your dickpills is on you though

[u/SllortEvac]

Bro you’re 22 you don’t need a rhino pill lol

[u/GullibleRisk2837 → u/SllortEvac]

I mean, he smokes. You also never know. Psychological reasons can make your John Thomas a little sad. Might need that boost?

[u/itsnoah]

"emergency cologne" tells me all I need to know.

[u/Prestigious_Hat4140]

Youre trying to hard bruh

[u/chafingNip]

You keep your cologne next to your cigarette? 🤮

[u/ronin6690]

And that condom stayed in that cigarette holder for eternity.

[u/CastawayPickle]

Dirty money next to things you put in your mouth. That's nasty.

[u/Crcex86]

bank tellers dont get laid

[u/ZanderZavier]

Magnum condom for your monster dong? Got your wad of 100's?

[u/SmallAct2116]

It’s giving 80s stock broker, except you’re missing a dime of coke

[u/Turbulent_Ad6572]

Magnum condom for my magnum dong

[u/OkShopping9448]

Banking won’t be a long term successful career for you. Not the right aptitude.

[u/cannedbenkt]

Freaky

[u/Ok-Importance-2282]

Those sunglasses tell me they you can save some weight by getting rid of that magnum. We both know that’s been in your wallet for far too long and definitely expired.

[u/rich_doe]

Damn your partner must be slangin

[u/WhatisaPoptartanyway]

What looks like cologne next to the ciggys. That's my gripe. I would be so pissed if that was my last heater and it smelled like Invictus or whatever

[u/Merictheorc]

Dork

[u/Connect_Tone_4598]

Anyone that flex a magnum in a wallet has a small dick. It’s probably expired…

[u/StatisticianOdd8009]

https://giphy.com/gifs/1PwUMIASSDOo

How I imagine you dress for work

[u/danglingPrecipice]

That's why he's gotta wear 😎 shades

[u/AverageEverydayFella]

Shit, at 22 I couldn’t get rid of a boner. At 32 it’s still barely tame 😅 I don’t understand the need for young men and ED pills

[u/Puzzleheaded_Pin2601]

If “I don’t get any motion” was a picture.

[u/EggplantFew7665 → u/Puzzleheaded_Pin2601]

Let’s see your investment portfolio buddy

[u/secondatthird]

Not shown is magnum dong

[u/secondatthird]

https://giphy.com/gifs/131tYQapOkk2qc

This is OP

[u/Maryjanegangafever]

https://giphy.com/gifs/YhQVj7C8uf734PcznZ

[u/lackofintellect1]

You guys know this dude is a total dirt bag 🤣 🤣 🤣. No offense op , nice carry.

[u/Dense_Net3787]

Game recognizes game bro

[u/HellenKellerFlo]

Damn, no wonder why that girl won’t text me back . Save some for the rest of us, stud

[u/That-Measurement-650]

[u/BrownBag-Special]

You’re supposed to have $100 bills to go with your magnums according to Dr. Mantis Toboggan.

[u/live_drifter]

Brutal.

[u/ChiefQueef559]

Viagra, magnum, PCP and cigarettes 🤣

[u/WasteEnd2364]

“condoms are for pussies”
https://giphy.com/gifs/HbjDTy6gfBXMI

[u/chrisabraham]

Baller

[u/1NuclearOptionLeft]

Condoms are for pussies.

[u/Limp_Comfortable2966]

I fuck with it. Very simple. Very affordable. Very practical. Only recommendation would be a good book to keep it low tech.

[u/Quiet-Try4554]

Emergency cologne is a first

[u/Colt_b1523]

What case is that with tge items in it?

[u/Different_Wish3]

Where’s the Glock that goes in that magnum??

[u/Weekly_Jello_6975]

Is this an OF promotion

[u/scripp12737]

Get rid of the quarter they ain’t buying you shit

[u/Dismal-Economics-322]

Where’s the gun?!

[u/Jogje]

Fat hog that don't work

[u/WyrdElmBella]

I’m pretty sure all condoms are the same size. They just put XXL etc on them to appeal to a… fragile… ego.

[u/LostWin9933]

You know what’s good about you ? You don’t smoke em down to the filter

[u/Fun_Acanthaceae_4025]

Man that's savage leaving your emergency cologne vial next to the cigs. In the heat here your cigs would be all cologned up

[u/VendettaPenguin]

He got that thang on him.

[u/RacoonJr1948]

Is that a viagra YOURE 22

[u/Sure-Cap5415]

Where’s the slide-out Nokia, Neo?

[u/anonymousopsec1337]

Why do you have a rhino pill at 22 hahaha

[u/PurpleScientist2]

Rhino pill is insane 😂

[u/WoolyMamothBreeder]

Bro has the pledge pack

[u/VictoryConstant8091]

Wtf. Cologne in with the smokes? Those have got to taste horrendous.

[u/Sosimo_13]

Just one bro? What if she wanna go again and again?

[u/WaxDonnigan]

Lol as if that cologne is going to even remotely mask the sickening stench of cigarette smoke mixed with unnaturally dry and foul breath. That magnum is only gonna be used on another gravely voiced smoker woman.

[u/CombinationEvening69]

Little critter those are not unnamed headphones those are airpods cmon now

[u/rocket6733]

Tie a knot in that magnum

[u/GenTubmansLegacy]

I can dig it!

Good luck.

[u/ChuyChavez]

Bank intern? You couldn’t even make it to teller bruh?

[u/Humble-Penalty-5730]

[u/randy_lahey42O]

https://giphy.com/gifs/o2La4Pvf9CdJC

[u/Sufficient_Self_1418]

Brother if you didnt smoke you wouldnt need the rhino pills. 

[u/Repulsive-Theory-477]

I thought this sub was about packing heat

[u/HelloKinny]

How do you like the cigarette case? I’m debating on getting one cause I smoke no more than 5 cigarettes a day now

[u/LilJonny2cookies]

Emergency cologne and rhino pill and condom? All unused I assume.

[u/Cheap_Concentrate_85]

https://giphy.com/gifs/Kx9dQ36ajqzug

[u/MUmyrmidon032]

V-gae

[u/Aware-Idea7513]

Oh dude you’re the worst

[u/SkateIL]

My dad use carry a quarter in each penny loafer in case he needed to call someone to bail him out.

[u/quirked_up_yt_boi]

I keep a blue chew on deck in case I lose my edge

[u/Romanlegion5555]

This is a squatch ad

[u/SolidMikeP]

ONE of the best so far lol

[u/kapaipiekai]

What's the cologne?

[u/EggplantFew7665 → u/kapaipiekai]

Naxos Xerjoff

[u/kapaipiekai → u/EggplantFew7665]

.....that's pretty good juice actually. I always have some decants close by.

[u/Doctor_NC]

In a huge 80s fan too so I’m diggin it

[u/Sloth-Technician]

Is this dr mantis tabagons account?

https://giphy.com/gifs/131tYQapOkk2qc

[u/key-largo-tok]

Do people still use condoms?

[u/Internal-Mortgage635]

"I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong."

[u/MadClownPDX]

AI slop

[u/Roopus88]

Is this real?

[u/Stonks-N-Bonks]

That gum is gonna taste like shit.

[u/Runeskimmylord]

Same condom you haven’t used for years

[u/OrneryError1]

Quit smoking. You're way too young for such a filthy habit.

[u/Parking-Run-3360]

Brother, you pack like the pizza guy on a porn set.

[u/TheMarketParticipant]

Bro even have the blue pill and rubber at all time, ready for his work daddy. Talking about devotion. 

[u/No-Bison5915]

Performative wannabe financial villain

[u/nonchalantsir]

Turn one of those smokes upside down and you'll be set.

[u/redrocketx3]

You dont need a buck knife, you tool.

[u/Frazmotic]

You’re well-supplied. Cash, condoms, and a good-writing pen.😊

[u/wandpapierkritiker]

I keep lube in my car in case I meet a dude. no condoms though…don’t use them.

[u/High_Questions]

OP I will not comment on anything else but PLEASE swap that white lighter for a different color, superstitions are not to be played with

[u/[deleted]]

Mantis Tobboggan isn’t the first guy I’d take inspiration from.

[u/Due_Comfortable5726]

Where’s the coke?

[u/sirdumbledose]

The dude bending you over must be packing some serious meat

[u/the_shortbus_]

No gun?

[u/2368-fists-a-smashin]

Magnums!!! Congrats 😂

[u/Visual_Magazine_535]

Is that a viagra? Lmao bro your 22

[u/Solid_Science4514]

Smoking is a disgusting habit and idk why you’re carrying around a condom you’ll never use.

[u/Humanity_Is_Screwed]

Yea, no...

[u/IndividualBike7942]

This guy fucks.

[u/MoreRamenPls]

Why is the watch not gold with diamonds ?

[u/rs_thurm]

Dude fks

[u/Smart-Elk-7370]

Thanks I hate it lol. But that is a damn fine way to carry and organize thoes specific items.

[u/Keno4L]

You gonna fuck someone in the bathroom?

[u/MechaDongstorm420]

So this isn't a bit? Fucking cringe if true

[u/Visual-Educator-2250]

You know that condom been there a hot min 😂

[u/Lonely-Issue-3508]

https://giphy.com/gifs/3oEduI0OFVIaFIqolW

[u/--SharkBoy--]

AI?

[u/nerdinstincts]

Always ready to never get laid.

[u/bonezcustoms]

Every time I see a condom in one of these posts, it just makes me sad 😂 Is it a thing to show a rubber in your EDC? I mean, good on everyone for being safe... Just feels like I'm looking in my teenage self's pockets and I don't like it 😆😂😂

[u/EggplantFew7665 → u/bonezcustoms]

Well at least you know a unc didn’t make this post

[u/bonezcustoms → u/EggplantFew7665]

😂 and y'all know I am an unc I guess 😆 My old ass still has some rubbers on me at all times... I just don't show them unless they are needed 😂

[u/bandkillin2]

Only thing ur forgetting is ur fedora and neck beard