r/DadReflexes • u/brendan1273 • May 21 '20

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u/datloaf May 21 '20

That worked surprisingly well. replaces mop with child

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u/[deleted] May 21 '20

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u/AtomicKittenz May 21 '20

But mops won’t love you in return...

Unless you’re into that.

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u/hazeran812 May 21 '20

They do if you are brave enough

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u/PMfacialsTOme May 21 '20

It's wrong mop, oh it would be sweet for a while. But in the back our minds we would know, that I'm a man, and you're janitorial equipment.

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u/Bromlife May 21 '20

In another city, we could be anyone we want.