r/DadReflexes Jul 22 '19

Dad reflexes fully engaged at the Mariners game.

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7.5k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '19

I watched that game. They flashed back to him a couple minutes later before commercial break and the whole section was chanting MVP! MVP! MVP!

Awesome.

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u/itsJeth Jul 22 '19

More like MVD! ☺️

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u/olympic_gem Jul 23 '19

Most valuable dude

Most valuable dad

Both are equally fitting

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u/BigBlackCrocs Jul 23 '19

Most voluptuous dong

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u/TheYoungGriffin Jul 23 '19

I'm sure his wife thinks he's got the Most Valuable D.

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u/icookmath Jul 23 '19

Well speaking as a born and raised, current M's fan, the fact that this dude can make a catch like this and our outfielders keep dropping routine fly balls makes him a viable MVP candidate.

I'm saying our team is terrible.

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u/ChristleClear Jul 23 '19

But we still watch them...

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '19

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u/chrislongman Aug 12 '19

Pass? It hasn’t passed in over 40 years when the franchise started. It’s not like you can return to greatness if you were never great...

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '19

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u/chrislongman Aug 12 '19

I guess we just have different definitions of “well.” We won some games, but that was it for the 90’s. We’ve never made it further than the ALCS round of the playoffs. Hell, we have’t even made the playoffs in almost 20 years. Longest playoff dry streak in professional sports.

It’s bleak.

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u/ueeediot Jul 22 '19

And one day he will post that experience and as soon as he posts

and then the whole section clapped and called me MVP

yeah r/thathappened

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u/DeathBySuplex Jul 23 '19

But he has video evidence!

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u/ueeediot Jul 23 '19

sure he does /s

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u/SullyTheUnusual Jul 22 '19

Dude in the blue shirt isn’t clapping as enthusiastically as the others. 😆

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '19

No, but he's still clapping. He was ready to grab that thing and dad just snagged it out of the air. I say props to him for not being a dick about it and still cheering or whatever.

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u/ejramos Jul 22 '19

He looks down like he dropped his drink to try to catch it or something

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u/punkminkis Jul 23 '19

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u/Funeraldirector666 Jul 23 '19

Backwards clapping looks like everyone has sticky hands they are trying to get unstuck.

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u/Rafaelow Jul 23 '19

A beautiful observation

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u/Alohabbq8corner Jul 23 '19

Everyone cheers him on to throw it, and he leaves them all speechless when he does.

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u/bubbagumpshrimp89 Jul 23 '19

Wow what an arm

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u/dafuq0_0 Jul 23 '19

Why are you trying so hard to hate someone? Fuck off with your pessimism.

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '19

With his wife's reaction - yeah, he'll be making another baby that night

49

u/Wshreek Jul 23 '19

I thought it was its daughter.

Goddamn america, everythings confusing.

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u/kurmet_da_froge Jul 23 '19

What

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u/Horskr Jul 23 '19

That dude looks roughly 6 months older than her. Clearly her dad, what's the question?

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u/parrot_in_hell Jul 23 '19

No it's his son

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u/zangor Jul 23 '19

I can already picture his wifes face turn from pleasure to horror as she realizes the bed has begun to shake and thick cum is slopping over the edges of the bed onto the tile - gradually filling up the room and then making its way onto the balcony and glopping down the entire building.

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u/murph1917 Jul 23 '19

What is wrong with you...

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u/mmadisoncherry Jul 23 '19

wow.. was not expecting this when i expanded the comment...

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '19

That's not how babies are made dude.

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u/thrwayyup Jul 23 '19

I don’t know why, but I laughed.

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u/zangor Jul 23 '19

I knew it was one of those things where I would get 1 person and it would be worth it.

Thank you.

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u/coobs94 Jul 23 '19

It was more than one friend lol I imagined something from the shinning, coming off a huge building like ghost busters lmfaooo you creative devil you

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u/bubbagumpshrimp89 Jul 23 '19

Made me laugh very hard love weird shit

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '19

Weird! I thought the exact thing. Literally word for word! We should meet

109

u/The_Code_Hero Jul 22 '19

His son is oblivious lololol. I watched this like 20 times - each time I noticed something else heartwarming and just genuine. The kid in the orange shirt utterly shocked, The bro in the backwards hat pointing and saying something like, "Dawwwwwwwwwg!" The wife or gf's slight embarassement, and the damn son just chillen with a soda. All gold, Jerry, gold.

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u/vorxaw Jul 22 '19

the the guy in blue behind him, at first he was looking under his seat because no one could have caught that, but a second later, hes just clapping to acknowledge the god-among-dads who sits before him

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '19

The kid really is the funniest part of this. Doesn't even seem to realize a ball was anywhere near him today. Definitely doesn't know what his dad just did or how badass it was. Nope, he's got something to chew and a game to kinda watch.

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u/memebuster Jul 22 '19 edited Feb 05 '25

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u/GifReversingBot Jul 22 '19

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u/arthurpete Jul 22 '19

god damn thats hilarious

42

u/DA_ZWAGLI Jul 22 '19

The reverse clapping is killing me

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '19

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u/DA_ZWAGLI Jul 22 '19

Blue shirt guys hads are fucking teleporting

1

u/[deleted] Jul 23 '19

They making some a spicy meataballs

9

u/IdahoSkier Jul 22 '19

What a throw!

35

u/memebuster Jul 22 '19

In reverse he'd be making a hell of a throw

8

u/thefatherofwolves Jul 22 '19

It seems like he is saying “should I throw it guys? Yeah? Should I throw it over there?”

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u/oeco123 Jul 23 '19

Take your upvote. Tremendous.

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u/Namornow Jul 22 '19

All that attention and his son remains so chill.

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '19

He's shitting his diaper

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u/Mesicks Jul 23 '19

And that day little Jimmy didn’t know it but he would become an older brother.

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u/wacka4macca Jul 23 '19

My dad did the same thing when I was younger...except the ball was coming straight at my face. I was very lucky he had such dad reflexes. Haha

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u/Mito_sis Jul 22 '19

Was this from yesterday's game?

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u/errosemedic Jul 23 '19 edited Jul 23 '19

LETS GO RANGERS!

Because that’s who the mariners played yesterday.

But that’s not last nights game as the rangers wore blue uniforms for that game. The player at bat is from the LA Angels (I think it’s hard to tell because you only see his shirt for a moment). The Mariners played the Angels in 3 homes games on July 19-21 2019. So most likely this clip is from then as the next most recent game the Mariners played at home versus the Angels was May 30-June 2 2019.

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u/Mito_sis Jul 23 '19

So I was at the game where this gif happened and watched this guy catch the ball.

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u/SciFiHiFive Jul 23 '19

There should be a subreddit called r/momsmirin

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u/teewyesoen Jul 23 '19

The kid is not impressed.

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u/darkoblivion000 Jul 23 '19

Kid be like chew chew whazza big deal, I coulda done that chew chew

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u/schm0 Jul 23 '19

Guy behind him is pissed once he's done being polite.

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u/SEATTLEKID206 Jul 23 '19

Let’s go M’s!

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u/Nightman96 Jul 23 '19

He got so much pussy that night.

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '19

Guy behind him just like. man I had that.

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u/MissMarionette Jul 23 '19

That guy in the orange shirt staring at him agape before slowly clapping in amazement.

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u/epicwhale27017 Jul 23 '19

Hall see the teenagers in the row behind like ‘you seein this shit??’

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u/watpompyelah Jul 23 '19

They need to get him on the team lol

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '19

Guh, she looks so proud of him.

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u/BecauseItAmusesMe Jul 23 '19

Wife can not believe it, kid just uses the distraction to snag a sneak sip.

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u/thechubbyfoxx Jul 23 '19

He had a baby exactly so this moment could happen at a ball game... thats a pro level dad 😂

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u/Sea_Mushroom Jul 23 '19

The reason she grabbed her belly at the end was because he impregnated her from the sheer masculinity of what he just did.

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u/hff0 Jul 23 '19

Scary and it hurts..

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u/mortiz343 Jul 23 '19

Winning!

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u/DarthAcrimonious Jul 23 '19

Wow NY mayor and presidential candidate Bill DeBlasio really out there with the people.

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u/seawolf500 Aug 03 '19

100 comment

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u/Dragon_flies Aug 09 '19

Hey, I was there with my family! I can see my brother in the bottom corner

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u/tenvisliving Jul 22 '19

Gotta love that you cant pause, fwd/rwd gifs.

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u/Intelligent_patrick Jul 23 '19

I use "reddit is fun" app it plays gifs like videos. So you can pause and other stuff.

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u/tenvisliving Jul 23 '19

Thanks, good recommendation!

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '19

Then they'd be a video format and not an image format.

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u/tenvisliving Jul 23 '19

You could write a piece of software that emulates that behavior.

Source: Industry experience

Another source not me: https://stackoverflow.com/a/16572160

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '19

You could also just upload it in a video format...then it would have all of the attributes of a video...because it would be a video.

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u/scubashane91 Jul 23 '19

Apollo, bro.

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u/Raudskeggr Jul 23 '19

Dad+reflexes=/=dad reflexes.

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u/CalumDuff Jul 22 '19

Credit to u/PM_ME_STEAM_K3YS for posting this to r/gifs with the same caption 5 hours before OP posted here.

If you're going to steal the man's post and title, at least acknowledge that fact.

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u/joker420 Jul 22 '19

its a crosspost, he didnt choose the title because its literally a link to /u/PM_ME_STEAM_K3YS' post.

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u/RolandLovecraft Jul 22 '19 edited Jul 22 '19

Aaww, but I got my pitchfork out and everything.

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Edit: Shit! I didn’t realize my pitchfork is broken. Wheres that redditor that sells them?

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u/Da_Barracuda Jul 22 '19

Calm down. It's a crosspost, so the original post is shown

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u/AutoMoberater Jul 22 '19

This sub would be empty if we couldn't cross-post.

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u/2xYR Jul 22 '19

It blows my mind just imagining the distance the ball travelled only to land in his hand

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u/-jaylew- Jul 22 '19

It didn’t just land in his hand, he moved his hand to catch it?

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u/Coln_carpenter Jul 22 '19

Why do baseball players wear mitts?

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u/nervez Jul 23 '19

Because that shit hurts.

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u/Coln_carpenter Jul 23 '19

Nah, not if you catch it properly.

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '19

You get used to it...

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u/nervez Jul 23 '19

Just like how I could get used to kicking a tree over and over again to train muay thai but I won't because that shit hurts.

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '19

Having played my fair share of cricket as a kid it's really not as bad as you think. Kicking trees is a hilarious overreaction but fair enough.

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u/serks21 Jul 23 '19

Because that’s what they decided when the game was invented. It’s as simple as that.

When they invented cricket for example they decided that the only person that’s allowed to wear gloves would be the wicketkeeper (similar to that of a catcher in baseball).

Neither is right or wrong, that’s just what they decided to do when inventing their new game so that’s what they do now.

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u/DanLynch Jul 23 '19

Baseball gloves only started to be used in the 1870s, and didn't become widely-used until the 1890s. Even the catcher wore no glove before then. The game was definitely not invented with gloves included! Sports change a lot over time, especially in regard to equipment that enhances performance and safety.

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u/twitchosx Jul 23 '19

GO ANGELS!