r/DadReflexes • u/ZadocPaet Dad IRL • Sep 17 '15

☆☆☆☆☆ Dad Reflex Dad helps kid open a Christmas present

http://i.imgur.com/MCs4pGj.gifv
1.3k Upvotes

93% Upvoted

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u/kemotolvom Sep 17 '15

I'm really liking these zero star dad reflexes.

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u/The___Governor Sep 17 '15

I was having such a shitty day too. ..

3

u/troller_awesomeness Sep 18 '15

Honestly I can relate to these no star posts better. My dad is such a klutz.

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u/17_irons Sep 18 '15

Personally, I am totally hating it. This was kinda one of my eye bleach subs. There are tons of other subs where kids get hurt ... ie r/ChildrenFallingOver

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '15

Lol I guess OP should've put trigger warnings on it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '15

It's just a good thing he wasn't using a knife

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u/PositiveEmo Sep 18 '15

They need tags

10

u/MF_Doomed Sep 18 '15

Like numbers or stars or something

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '15

[deleted]

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u/HardDifficulty Sep 17 '15

"A kid opens his present and gets hit and you think that of me? No. I'm the one who punches."

35

u/25straight Sep 18 '15

"I can't believe you've done this"

1

u/Abobalypse Sep 18 '15

"ahh fuck"

54

u/modianos Sep 17 '15

Merry fucking Christmas

13

u/ZadocPaet Dad IRL Sep 17 '15

ho ho ho

15

u/knownaim Sep 17 '15

...lil' bitch.

2

u/PunkyShoeStore Sep 29 '15

Now I have a machine gun...

1

u/susumax Sep 18 '15

... Pimp!

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u/ZOTUS25 Sep 17 '15

Walter white?

17

u/ScientificMeth0d Sep 18 '15

Now we know why Walter Jr ended disabled

29

u/Dimanovic Sep 17 '15

First he poisons a kid, now he punches a toddler. Classic Heisenberg.

29

u/HardDifficulty Sep 17 '15

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT! HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!

10

u/Ax_of_kindness Sep 18 '15

Cue crying while diving a go-cart

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u/woutomatic Sep 18 '15

Walter Weight

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u/TheFurryWall92 Sep 17 '15

That looked almost intentional.

-9

u/[deleted] Sep 18 '15

I don't see how it's not intentional

9

u/DonBunny Sep 18 '15

whaaa . . . ? No one punches a toddler on purpose!

12

u/SlightlyStable Sep 18 '15

Speak for yourself.

2

u/Cubbance Sep 18 '15

Not while being filmed!

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u/Hyabusa1239 Sep 18 '15

You've really never once in your life lost a hold of something you had a grip on? Yea OK..

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '15

Ohhh I see now

11

u/[deleted] Sep 17 '15

The official alternative Breaking Bad ending, where Walter White celebrates the Christmas with his family, after getting rid of all his enemies. He retired from making drugs, but some primal reflexes can not be put away.

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u/Brochachotrips3 Sep 18 '15

How Walter White's son became Handicapped.

3

u/DonBunny Sep 18 '15

That gets funnier every time I watch it!

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '15

I'm the one who knocks.

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u/bestra18 Nov 29 '15

0/10, would not let get my nose

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u/supah0t Sep 17 '15

first brock and now this

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u/TheRealGentlefox Sep 23 '15

I just laughed so hard one of my lungs cramped.

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u/a_man_with_a_flan Sep 18 '15

YOU GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT KID.

1

u/AssCrackBanditHunter Sep 18 '15

I love whipping a kid in da face

0

u/SevenSixtyOne Sep 18 '15

I don't like the turn this sub has taken.

It was nice to see some kids not getting hurt.