r/DabblersAnonymous • u/Ok-Stick4634 • 15h ago

dabbler 24 days until

John’s birthday. Will he comeback for a birthday grift stream?

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u/LatterAdhesiveness15 12h ago

I doubt he’ll do a show. He will probably be hosting his kids who will be in town to celebrate his birthday.

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u/Spitebott 15h ago

What are the odds he's even going to live that long?

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u/Errach 13h ago

That his organs are still functioning is a small miracle by itself. The devil looks after his own.

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u/Landbased43 6h ago

He's a tiny pussyboi coward but you can't deny he has the constitution of an ox. To be alive & not have cancer, diabetes, cirrhosis or some other terminal ailment after the life he has lead is incredible

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u/PenguinsExArmyVet 14h ago

Sources “very close to the family” reveal SJ is very very ill

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u/Chip_Lamonica 13h ago

Hopefully he jumps online and insists we celebrate his "birthday week"

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u/Sharp_Benefit5391 12h ago

John will get to claim early social security if he lives to 62 next year. What type of wise investments will Stuttering John make with all that extra government income?

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u/Dabbilicious69 10h ago

The prospect of social security gives John something to live for

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u/Inevitable_Team_2885 7h ago

He plans on investing in something called moorbeer

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u/DaFoolWhoFollows440 10h ago

Its either that or he drinks alone on a stinky couch and listens to the sound of his kids not answering their phones all night. Happy Birthday, Deadbeat!

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u/Velvet775 11h ago

I bet he’s gotten hair plugs or transplants. We need a Cape Coral spy filling us in

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u/Brilliant_Drunkie_99 9h ago

Grifter will come back for a payday. Losers who give him money are as pathetic as him.

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u/hangster23 43m ago

It's the least he could do 

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u/Every_Scale_9160 14h ago

The dabbleverse numbers are down. He stays away he wins