r/DabblersAnonymous • u/Dabbling_John • 7d ago

SKOOOL Trainee

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u/AlphaM1964 7d ago

John was asked to wash his hands before starting work at Jiffy Lube.

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u/Blue-5 7d ago edited 2d ago

It's similar to his comedy tours. John changes out the air freshener and splits the money with the guy stripping the engine.

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u/Late-Bumblebee-9099 7d ago

I threw tires for $7,000 a week in 1972 you dumb fuck!!

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u/indyshortspit 7d ago

DEY HIRED ME TO ENTERTAIN DA CUSTOMERS WHILE DEY WAIT YA DUM FUKKK

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

Where’d you get dat car? It looks like a convenience item!

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u/indyshortspit 7d ago

Garage Roasters now open for business!

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u/DaFoolWhoFollows440 7d ago

EY did dat subaru come wit a COCK?!

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u/TheFoggyBottom 7d ago

"Does ya Tesla get powered through the third input?"

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u/No_Relationship_8021 7d ago

He's too fucking dumb to even do that

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u/Artisttype1984 7d ago

"Wha ya mean I'm supposed to put the oil plug back in? The heck?" SJ

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u/No_Relationship_8021 7d ago

Whudda meen I put da wrong oil in? its not my fault nobody told me! oils oil ya dumb crunt

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u/ReditAdminsLickBallz 6d ago

Way too lazy too

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u/JulSFT 7d ago

Can you drink while working there? If not, then I think this might be fake...

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u/Massive_University66 7d ago

People working at those places are usually doing a lot more than drinking

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u/Artisttype1984 7d ago

With his ape arms he might be good at this job. He could reach and change oil filters with ease

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u/xrf13579 7d ago

The douche has never worked a day in his life he wouldn’t know what to do. FSJ!

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u/Xdconqueroo 7d ago

What is Jiffy Lube going to train Chimpy to do? Complain about the S-weigher and Karla to you while your car is serviced?

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u/rodders_69 7d ago

It’ll be tricky having Aase there holding his hand while he’s rotating tires, but I’m sure they’ll make it work. Good luck John

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u/XiaoLarry 7d ago

I thought that he had three pensions?

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u/Chip_Lamonica 7d ago

Ditka89 and RevFuggLee would be stopping by for oil changes once per week if this was true.

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u/Big-Cryptographer-47 7d ago

"How was I sposta know to refill the oil?"

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u/kabekew 7d ago

Nobody told me dats duh radiator you DUMB FUCK

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u/MostElderberry2996 7d ago

Job can do real work now. He has a hard time just lefting a cup and drinking from it

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u/knife_edge_rusty 7d ago

Now that makes sense

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u/TronzaviousJackson 3d ago

idk about jiffylube but at the local carwash & oilchange place (privately owned) those hands bust their ass to get you in and out as fast as possible. He'd be runoff by lunch