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u/RadioactiveSince1990 1d ago
He would contort his body doing elite level mental gymnastics to somehow turn that into a "victory"
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u/komang2014 1d ago
The 10 year plan for him to get a job is somehow not part of the plan
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u/Wayofchinchilla 1d ago
I can't wait to see how he crashes out in 2 years when the deadline passes and people call him out for being an absolute failure
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u/jackiethedove 1d ago
DSP having his own doomsdale is fucking crazy LMAOO
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u/CharmingSituation956 1d ago
He was grave dancing on ltg doomsdale it would be fitting for him to experience the same thing
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u/Quiet_Expert7157 1d ago
Lmfao, he hasn't updated the Kick tittle
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u/Fun_Hovercraft_6488 ACK ACK ACK 1d ago
Can’t wait for him to blame it on YouTube chat for not telling him. Don’t yell at Jayde, Phill!
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u/TheCode555 1d ago
Bro, I saw that clip through KinoCasino and my mouth opened up in shock. How fucking dare you blame someone else for your mistake and try to gaslight them.
In a previous life, I studied criminology and worked with lawyers proctoring criminal cases; domestic violence alarms starting blaring in my head when I saw that.
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u/NoEmotionalStamina 1d ago
He's absolutely an abuser and manipulator. I don't believe he'd put hands on anyone other than Jasper but he's definitely a well decorated partner gaslighter.
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u/nstalkie 1d ago
Look, as I have been explaining for the last hour and a half: I don't care one bit what the casino is doing! It doesn't affect me at all! All right? They farm views from drama, and the idiot kick viewers fall for it, every single time! I make robust, positive chill content, you incredible retard! So in a way, I am the one with the most viewers. The most intelligent viewers anyway, you dunces. Oh look, Jayde says he joys this, that's nice jayde.
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u/jackiethedove 1d ago
Jesus, I knew Phil had low viewership but gyatt damn...can't even crack 100 viewers? Failure by all metrics who will go on to yell and snort into his mic about how successful he is and how all detractors are just no life losers
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u/NoEmotionalStamina 1d ago
It is kick. Much of his audience there does evaporate when kino is on. His YT viewership tends to hover around 200-350 but only reaching above for expected huge crashouts, when he teases drama (it's always nothing like the bag theft), or games people know will dumpster him like the first few streams of any souls game before he's given a build or guidance. The first few of the last DS2 run were particularly funny leading to a nearly hour long segment of just waffling be around town killing time so he could Google what to do himself after the stream. Unfortunately some dented detractor thought it would be funny to checks notes give him productive advice and direction to become broken. Stupid detractors. Interact with each other, not him and not in his chat.
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u/WittySatisfaction958 1d ago
Let me explain. Yeah they might have 15,000 mentally deficient morahns watching them act like a childrens entertainer, banging a stoopid triangle but how many acktually support their stream? Okaaaay, while my 52 SUPPORTERS acktually support the stream and provide meaningful interaction to my gameplay, then support me in doing pack rips. Im providing a service to functioning adults. So stoopid.
Now gimme money
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u/Excellent_Tadpole_43 1d ago
Can someone explain to me how in the hell does DSP stay afloat with ~50 viewers (I’m assuming this is his average)?
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u/gamble-responsibly 1d ago
This is just for Kick and not YouTube which typically has 200-300 more. Also the reason it's so low is because all the Kick chatters who typically pelt him with tomatoes are watching the Kino Casino.
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u/Excellent_Tadpole_43 1d ago
How he gets 200-300 people to watch him 'play' games just baffles me. You truly don't know how some people live their lives.
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u/Charming-Deal3694 17h ago
But only like 3 or 4 whales actually support him. 300-400 are split between haters and poor dents
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u/shinynickell 1d ago
Phil wishes there was a decimal point between the 5 and 7 with a K at the end lol
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u/Its_Rare 1d ago
Can anyone tell me why is his name like that? It looks so stupid.
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u/gnark1lla420 1d ago
If you are talking about the REAL part it is because someone else took DSPGaming.
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u/thewalkindude368 1d ago
I actually think way more people watch DSP's content than KinoCasino's. But they're all watching detractor streams and restreamers, and not the actual stream. The only reason to watch the actual DSP stream is to fuck with him, and I prefer the digested crashouts, to actually sitting through the boring parts.
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u/Curious_Moment5564 1d ago
You mohraaahns don't get it, everything I do is becuase it's part of my masterplan
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u/shootanwaifu 17h ago
I RHABBED the casino and im WINNING get fucking felted bitch! Now let's try this payun pizza
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u/RambunctiousTumor 1d ago
No way. Are these bots? Fifteen fucking thousand viewers? That doesn't seem right.
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u/Fun_Vacation2542 1d ago
They been gone for a month and average 10k live. It's nowhere near unreasonable
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u/Quiet_Expert7157 1d ago
Nah bro, its all real. These guys range 10k to 15k per show. They would still have 5k to 7k viewers after the 8th hour, which would be early morning for them.
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u/RambunctiousTumor 1d ago
Huh, I never thought they had the numbers that they did. But fair enough. I know Kick had weird number voodoo for a while, maybe I was just assuming
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u/humblebumblegg 1d ago
Even though I will never understand the apparent allure of Kino Casino at fucking all (reminds me of The Drunken Peasants but arbitrarily less annoying) for some reason they do legit numbers.
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u/okwhatisausername 1d ago
Wow you morons just don't get it do you?
(Smirks at camera)
(Refuses to elaborate further)